January 9, 2002: Ms. Haruna was frantically studying for high school entrance exams, when Kaolinite attacked using Mister Magic Pierrot, determined to steal the dreams of small children. As the Senshi tried to think up a plan, Sailor V appeared, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. The Moonlight Knight got beat up badly. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used a sudden powerup via the Holy Grail to win.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think it makes sense, i mean, Matrix is more of the same, explosion, bullet time, WAH-WAAAH musical sting, CGI, kung-fu, blamblam "I'll get you Neo" "HAAHA no you won't Agent Smith" Bitchslap smackdown fade to black rage against the machine... no wait, it doesn't make sense, who the [BLEEP] wouldn't want to see that!?