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#2255 “A broken man! Artemis is rescued... maybe??”
 | Excerpt Start - 07:07 PM 09/06/22 |
 | The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
There are lots of products that look like buttplugs; it's to be expected?
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| Charm_BUSTer
The therapy bills aren't to be expected though
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 | C'est_La_V
I got Artemis back but... there's a whole steamy underbelly of corruption!!
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| // J_Daito //
"seamy" and what do you mean?
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| C'est_La_V
Out there
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| C'est_La_V
on the internet
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| C'est_La_V
someone is abusing my wholesome image to sell clones of Artemis whose guts have been scooped out
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| The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
...
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| C'est_La_V |
| The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
That is so f[BLEEP]kin' metal. Where can I get one?
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| C'est_La_V
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
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| C'est_La_V
I was only able to get Artemis back after someone had reduced him to this!!
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| C'est_La_V |
| SpeedRcr_X
What the f[BLEEP]k
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| // J_Daito //
"Count the number of things wrong with this picture"
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| SpeedRcr_X
It's like he's become part fish, got blazed out of his mind to try and cope, lost his mouth so he couldn't scream in terror and had his lashes done as some kind of treat.
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| C'est_La_V
Hakase can you fix him?
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| GERMATOID
SURE
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| GERMATOID
THERE WILL PROBABLY BE SOME SIDE EFFECTS BUT I'M SURE THEY'LL BE MINOR
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| GERMATOID
WE'LL FIND OUT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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| Excerpt End - 07:20 PM 09/06/22 |
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Seramuun Urtora
January 15, 1997: Ami, Rei, Minako and Makoto were at a new virtual reality theatre, when Para-Para attacked using Paku Paku Rascal, determined to find the Holy Grail. As the Senshi joined the fight one after another, The Four Strange Sisters joined them, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Tuxedo Mask got distracted, unable to get a haunting tune from the past out of his mind. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through the sudden appearance of a lolicon Sailor Luna. Sailor Moon used a boost of energy from Pegasus to win.
"TWO INCHES FOR GENERAL JEDITE!" the announcer proclaimed. rei.bot smirked for some unknown reason.
Suburban Senshi: Nigete Dame Da, Dammit!