#225: “Season 4!!!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Hah made U look =-'
<FireFly_9> Help me.
<// J_Daito //> What's wrong, Hotaru-chan?
<FireFly_9> Jadeite, can you come over to my room for a second?
<// J_Daito //> What's wrong?
<FireFly_9> It's... humiliating. Just get over here, please.
<// J_Daito //> I'm not going to move until you tell me what it is.
<GERMATOID> I KNOW I KNOW
<FireFly_9> I know YOU know, papa-- it's your fault after all...
<// J_Daito //> What is it?
* // J_Daito // raises an evil eyebrow
<GERMATOID> WELL YOU SEE I VISITED THIS SITE HERE
<GERMATOID> http://www.thistothat.com/
* // J_Daito // loads it up
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey Prof, as you're here, I got this problem
<GERMATOID> WHAT IS IT?
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, can you come to my room for a minute and help me?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> In a minute, Hotaru-chan, I'm talking to your daddy
<FireFly_9> please...?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> One sec. Prof, I got this letter from SCO Corporation... they say that because I'm using
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the free operating system Linux, that I now have to pay them a $699 licensing fee.
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> Help me.
<// J_Daito //> Damn is still loading... had to o back to the 2400 baud modem
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What, Prof?
<FireFly_9> If you came to my room you'd know what was wrong, Jedite.
<GERMATOID> SCO IS TRYING ITS HAND AT WHAT WE EVIL GENIUSES CALL "A SCAM"
<FireFly_9> Despite my predicament, I must know-- Haruka-poppa, why are you running Linux? You barely have a working grasp of Windows.
<// J_Daito //> This site...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because I like to tinker with things, to cstomize them. From my car to my bike to my computer. Besides, it's cheap and free.
<// J_Daito //> ...it's about glue
<GERMATOID> FREE EXCEPT FOR SCO'S BULL TAX!
<FireFly_9> Papa, language!
<FireFly_9> Jedite -> Yes, it's about glue. Please come upstairs now.
<GERMATOID> HOTARU, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT INVITING MEN TO YOUR ROOM?
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whispers
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's alright, Jedite only likes the boys
<// J_Daito //> I can HEAR you, you IDIOT, and I told you, that's the OTHER TWO dark generals, not ME!!
<FireFly_9> Bring them in only if I'm "going to steal their pure, pure hearts? Muahahahaahha?"
<GERMATOID> EXACTLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<FireFly_9> Look, this is your fault to begin with, papa!
<// J_Daito //> Hey, I have a pure heart-- pure EVIL!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I shouldn't pay this license fee, Professor?
<GERMATOID> NO... THEY JUST WANT TO MAKE A FAST BUCK
<GERMATOID> I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THIS SCAM FIRST...
* GERMATOID PONDERS
<GERMATOID> I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT MICROSOFT HAS STOLEN KEY PORTIONS OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
<GERMATOID> AND USED THEM TO MAKE THE SMALL ANIMATED DOG IN THE SEARCH DIALOG OF WINDOWS XP
<GERMATOID> BUT I WILL NOT REVEAL WHICH CODE
<GERMATOID> SO NOW EVERYONE WHO WISHES TO BE SAFE FROM MY IMMINENT WORLD-WIDE LAWSUIT SHOULD PAY ME 1,000,000,000 YEN IN ORDER TO BE PROTECTED
<GERMATOID> MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> thro me a friken bone
<FireFly_9> Will someone _please_ help me?
<// J_Daito //> What does your problem have to do with this gluing website, Hotaru-chan?
<GERMATOID> DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER--- I JUST STUCK SOME BARGES GLUE TO HER CHAIR BEFORE SHE SAT DOWN AND NOW SHE'S STUCK
<// J_Daito //> ROFL
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahahah... , come out here with that chair stuck to your butt, Hotaru-chan
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- readies her digital camera, which doesn't work under linux
<FireFly_9> That's not it...
* FireFly_9 must seek... the facilities
<// J_Daito //> Facilities?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, hell no.. You're on your own. I had enough of changing your diapers when you got turned into a baby that one time
<FireFly_9> It won't come to that if someone would please get up here NOW and
<// J_Daito //> Umm;... this site says that that barges stuff is toxic
<FireFly_9> o_0;;
<FireFly_9> If I get killed again...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sum1 iz getin a sience glave up da as!!!
<FireFly_9> Precisely.
<// J_Daito //> I'll be right there!
<GERMATOID> COMING DEAR!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll save you, Hotaru-chan! Nothing is more important to me than your welfare!!
*** Disconnected





 






Professor Souichi did the glueing.

Duo [e-mail] • 08/07/03 10:29am

Aha, see the thing I didn't understand is why she'd be stupid enough to actually do what the website says, considering Hotaru isn't supposed to be Haruka-like...

Umm.. Hotaru. Got glued to. A chair. SCO == Evil. That's it :)

Dr. Xadium • 08/06/03 07:18pm

I think we're not supposed to understand what the IRC chats are supposed to be about.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/06/03 07:06pm

What about season 4!

Duo [e-mail] • 08/06/03 06:58pm

By wrote I mean spelled, of course.

And Hotaru wrote Jadeite correctly! GASP!

This was classic, because I didn't understand it at all!

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