#224: “Yoo Haf Ben Terminaded! (T3 Spoilers, beware)”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Queen Serenity Dependz on Depends =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa man, T3: Rise of the Machines rocked!! Explosions, mayhem, destruction, Arnie...
<FireFly_9> Oh, please. That movie couldn't have been more self-referential if it had integrated the two prior scripts verbatim.
<// J_Daito //> Hello? Hotaru? It was a *sequel*... It's *supposed* to be self-referential.
<FireFly_9> I am not referring to plot elements, but rather the myriad inane variants of "I'll be back".
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Thrw me a friken bone herr ppl
<// J_Daito //> Wrong movie, runt
<GERMATOID> HOTARU-CHAN, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DEPRESSING CHILD?
<FireFly_9> Papa..?!
<GERMATOID> CAN'T YOU LAUGH AT JOKES?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Thrw me a friken bone!!!
<// J_Daito //> Of course she can't laugh at jokes, she'd die of laugher everytime she saw Chubby-usa over there.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a frikken bone!!
<// J_Daito //> Will you GET OFF the Austin Powers kick please?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im nt on a astin pwers kik, im on a dr evl kik... THRW ME A FRIKEN b0NE!!
<// J_Daito //> I'll throw you out of a friken window in a minute if you don't shut up, child
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> haha im in da futr u cnt rch me
<// J_Daito //> I've said it before, I'll say it again, I will freeze my evil self, hibernate underground, wait the thousand years, and defrost my ass just to come strangle the life out of your midget-like frame
<GERMATOID> DARK GENERALA ARE SO EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
<// J_Daito //> And Vile. It's an anagram, you know.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sut up batard... thro me a friekn bon
<// J_Daito //> ARRGH
<FireFly_9> Getting back to what we were talking about--
<// J_Daito //> The imminent extermination of the infinitely annoying Princess Small Lady Tsukino Usagi?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU dumas-- tro me a friken boe
<FireFly_9> I was more upset by the fact that this movie completely undermined the theory of deterministic free-will established by movie 2 in favour of the hoary predestination cliche, just to ensure a sequel full of explosions for Haruka-poppa
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haruka does love her explosions! *BLAM*!
<// J_Daito //> Man, Hotaru, what is it with you and this hatred of predestination? You were bitching about this the other day talking about your horoscope
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Horatru said a bd wurd... ooo
<FireFly_9> Oh, I just prefer to think that life is not an exercise in mindless, pre-scripted futility, not a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa --> What bad word?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you don't want a life like Usagi's entrance speeches
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Horatru --> u sad da mvie ws a prstitute
* FireFly_9 scrolls up
<FireFly_9> I most certainly did not say anything of the kind!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U sad it wuz hoary
<// J_Daito //> ... moron.
<// J_Daito //> That means it was too heavy intellectually
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No that would be "heady"
<FireFly_9> Oh for the love of god... "hoary" means something that's old and showing it's age
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oh lik dork genreal jed who loks 10,000 yers old
<// J_Daito //> I DO NOT! Speak for yourself, you genetically crippled 1000 year old ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im 903 yrs old, U dumas! fack u! I lok dam god fr my ag3!
<FireFly_9> Hotaru-chan... does your mother know you talk like this online?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> momy is dum as b4g of hummers
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think you mean "hammers", chibi.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i men evryting i say! thro me a friken bone!
<// J_Daito //> Not this again...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, it doesn't matter... T3 was still badass... didja notice that The Terminatrix had an arm-gun like Vash the Stampede?
<GERMATOID> THANK YOU FOR SPOILING IT FOR PEOPLE NEW TO TRIGUN, HARUKA-CHAN
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey who told you you could call me Haruka-chan, Prof?
<GERMATOID> CAREFUL, I'M STILL YOUR SENSEI--MAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ^_^;; oh yeah, kinda forgot that...
<GERMATOID> NO PROBLEM, THAT WOULD BE THE BRAIN ERASING GAS I USED IN ONE OF THE LECTURES THAT ONE TIME
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_0;; what one time?! I don;t recall this!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SEE, IT WORKED PERFECTLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't believe I'm sharing ahouse with a mad scientist
<FireFly_9> Try growing up with one.
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE TIMES I KILLED YOU, HOTARU-CHAN!
<FireFly_9> ... Times?
<FireFly_9> Plural?
<GERMATOID> OOPS! LOOK AT THE TIME, GOT TO GO, TASTY COFFEE IS READY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<FireFly_9> ...what..
<// J_Daito //> I'm sorry, Terminatrix was NOT cooler than T-1000 or whatever that dude from movie 2 was called
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You gotta be kidding me
<// J_Daito //> Man, all she had was the ability to look different and use a big gun. Mr. X-Files from movie 2 could change into all kinds of interesting shapes, and if he needed a gun he just picked one up
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, T-X changed into some interesting shapes!
<// J_Daito //> What, you mean the slobbish fiance?
<FireFly_9> I believe Haruka-poppa is being hentai
<// J_Daito //> Ugh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get over it, Mr. "I-dated-Zoisite"
<// J_Daito //> That was KUNZITE, Gasoline-for-brains!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whao... isn;'t he too old for you?
<// J_Daito //> I NEVER WENT AFTER THE OTHER GENERALS, ALRIGHT?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no he jst wnt 4 da monstar ppl, ot evn hiz owen specis
<// J_Daito //> OH, this coming from the girl in love with a mystical HORSE?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> thro me a frikken bon!
<// J_Daito //> That's it, I'm going into the deep-freeze chamber RIGHT NOW
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Alright, everyone, chill
<// J_Daito //> OH I INTEND TO
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know that's not what I mean
<FireFly_9> Look, Terminator 3 had its moments, but you can't deny it was set up SPECIFICALLY to create a reason for people to buy Terminator 4, and in the process discarded the message of hope from movie 2.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who cares about hope! I want EXPLOSIONS, killer chicks and sweet in-jokes!
<FireFly_9> So go watch "Charlie's Angels".
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not a bad idea!!
* FireFly_9 sighs
<// J_Daito //> Don't worry Hotaru, I'll take you to go see Matrix Reloaded next
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed's a bastard, he waits for the dollar theatre to get the good .
<// J_Daito //> Dark Generals NEVER pay retail.
<FireFly_9> I dread the bastardization of another thought-provoking movie legend.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ooh horatru sad anoder bd wurd
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<FireFly_9> OH THROW ME A FRICKEN BONE, CHIBIUSA!!
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• 07/19/12 03:05pm

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• 06/14/12 04:39pm

Yes...that's 31st Century Crystal Tokyo. Now if you want to go to 30th Century Crystal Tokyo, it be in the year 2900.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/06/03 08:19pm

Umm... 3003 is Crystal Tokyo... I think ^_^;; I mean they're a thousand years out, right?
Hotaru will go first and then Jedite will arrive later. And stuff breaks.

Dr. Xadium • 08/06/03 07:19pm

Aww poopy. I wanted to see mechas and reploids in Crystal Tokyo.

But then again, in There Goes The Neighbourhood...there was one comic with Gate comfronting Neo Queen Serenity in YingGirl's dream. So it could be possible...

Maybe.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/06/03 07:08pm

It could be the interlude to Season 4. "Jadeite wrecks havoc on the future. Hilarity ensues. Meanwhile Mark Latus' Thy Kingdom Come fanfic continues to scare the hell out of Jadeite2."

3003...

Dr. Xadium • 08/06/03 06:38pm

What year will Jed be visiting if he does visit the future? 21XX, 22XX, or 3000?

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/06/03 06:05pm

Oh.. as for Jed visiting the future... possible.

Dr. Xadium • 08/06/03 04:45pm

Man, he had Kevlar... yeah, kevlar... that's the ticket.

Dr. Xadium • 08/06/03 04:44pm

What about season 4!

Duo [e-mail] • 08/06/03 01:32pm

I want to see a "Jadeite visits the future" special.

Well, at least I seen the ending of Cowboy Bebop. I won't ruined/spoiled the ending for ya.

All I can say about it..it's well done.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 08/06/03 06:44am

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