#222: “My Horoscope for Today”

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*** Topic is '-= Diana needs to use the LITTERBOX!! Damn! =-'
<FireFly_9> Hmph
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat iz it, horatru-chn
<FireFly_9> I just read my horoscope for today.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U belive dat sit? Dat d plnets hav pwerz?
<FireFly_9> Let's see, as someone who transforms into Sailor *Saturn* and draws her power from the *planet* Saturn, I wonder...
<FireFly_9> Of course I prefer a more deterministic approach as opposed to some kind of predestination / fatalism, but--
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> my bran is hrting culd U use smaler wrdz
<FireFly_9> I think it's fun to read.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so wat doez it sy
<FireFly_9> It's incredibly ironic, actually...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik d alaniz mariset knd of iorny or da rell knd
<FireFly_9> The kind which comports to standard notions of common sense, yes.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> spek enlish womn
<FireFly_9> ... the kind of irony that is actually ironic, instead of being not ironic.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> c dat wuz mch beter
<FireFly_9> Anyway, this was my horoscope:
<FireFly_9> "Beauty and sweetness continue to occupy your house, along with all the blessings they bring."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You pompous, self-centered egotistical perfectionist maniac!! How DARE you throw away my best racing suit?!
<Mdm_Maestro> It was filthy, and foul, reeking of sweat and oil and bodily excretions! It was thoroughly nauseating!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I won the All-Japan Pro Rally in that suit!
<Mdm_Maestro> Only because the other competitors were probably too disgusted by your STENCH to even attempt passing you!
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked Mdm_Maestro from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: Can't you ever say anything nice? )
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: In Cyberspace, people *can* smell you sweat. Geez that's foul)
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I C
<FireFly_9> Then it says "look back at the trail of people whose lives you've touched, and look ahead to all the good things you can still accomplish."
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I remembr wen U stol my pur hert... U nerly kiled me
<FireFly_9> ... Sorry, about that...
<// J_Daito //> Hey, looking at her chat logs now, I don't think anyone will ever try *that* again... she doesn't fit the bill!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fack u mr. DORK generl
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DORK General! HAH! ROFL
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked -=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: Didn't I kick yer butt out once already tonight?)
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] sets mode: +b on -=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
<GERMATOID> HEY, HOTARU-CHAN, I THINK I'M FINALLY GETTING CLOSE TO SUMMONING THAT CTHULTHU FELLOW! WANT TO HELP ME BY OFFERING TO BE POSSESSED?!
<FireFly_9> Oh yes, the things I can do for the world...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Hy lok itz no big deel if tings go rong jst us D silnce Glav 2 kil it and destry da wurld
<GERMATOID> WHAT THE SHORT IDIOT CHILD SAID! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> I think i shall simply retire to bed and enter a blissful sleep, leaving the two of you to your lunatic dreams...
<// J_Daito //> Hey... no one's asked me about *my* lunatic dream...
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What about season 4!

Duo • 08/05/03 07:28pm

3 entries today? You're spoiling us!

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