#218: “The Essence of Japanese Humour”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Next on Sailormoon Live!: Usagi meets the Subway Diet and makes a billion yen =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man life sucks
<// J_Daito //> What's the problem, Ten'ou?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Some punks are posting crap about Dr. Xadium on the website
<// J_Daito //> oh, our beloved SysOp?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kissass
<// J_Daito //> Heh. I know what side of the bread I'm buttered on
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I haven't seen a quote mangled that badly since Minako-chan spoke about too many bad apples spoiling soup
<FireFly_9> Well, in point of fact, if you add bad apples to soup it will spoil it.
<// J_Daito //> Anyway, what's the problem with people posting crap about Xadium to the website
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They say he's not updating... but of course all his updates are logs of our chats
<// J_Daito //> You know, that's a good point, we should be getitng paid by the word
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well he said if we dodn't start putting out more stuff he'd change the site to a "blog chronicling Haruka's journey through a Japanese Comedy situation"
<// J_Daito //> What's the problem?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do you undersand the true basis of japanese humour?
<// J_Daito //> Yes.
<// J_Daito //> Jokes that center around the idea of "look that man is suffering extreme humiliation, let us laugh at it"
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YES
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's my furture un;ess I put out more
* // J_Daito // laughs his ass off at the idea of HAruka putting out
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That;s not what I meant dammit
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why can't he ever pick on michiru, dammit, she never participates in the chats
<// J_Daito //> Or Chubby-usa for being a general waste of genetic material
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i an nut a wait of generic materinal
<// J_Daito //> Maybe a 24 hour spore torturing marathin
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah... I got no problem with harassing small children
<FireFly_9> TESTIFY!
<// J_Daito //> Ho-ho, a Joke from ye ol' gothic Senshi
<FireFly_9> I am quite capable of making jokes, thank you very much.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So to sum it up unless you want yo see "Haruka walks through a manure farm because her Ferrari broke down" we need to write more
<// J_Daito //> But I'd liek to see that
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> id lik 2 c dat 2
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You people deserve to die
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<GERMATOID> THAT IS MY CONTRIBUTION FOR TODAY!
<FireFly_9> Very nice, father.
<GERMATOID> HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT EBICHU AND HAMTARO LOOK ALIKE
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<// J_Daito //> Holy
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wow... imahine if some kid watched Ebichu thinking it was Hamtaro
<// J_Daito //> They'd be saying "What is Hino Rei doing with that man and why is Tsukino Usagi talking about bodily orafaces and getting splattered against walls"
<FireFly_9> They do sound alike, don't they?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o_O;;
<FireFly_9> So I've heard... ^_^;;
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> of curse u herd cux u wached it wit snd,.
<GERMATOID> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING, CHILD?!
<FireFly_9> I can explain!
<GERMATOID> AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN FORWARDING THIS TO ME?!
* FireFly_9 faints
<// J_Daito //> And now you've traumatized her
<GERMATOID> NO WHAT TRAUMATIZED HER WAS THE GAME OF 'TWISTER' I WAS HAVING WITH KAOLINITE III THAT ONE TIME
<// J_Daito //> You mean "K-3: The WidowTaker?"
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<FireFly_9> Please don't remind me of those times
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, nothing says good log entry like seamy scandal
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yeh mebye we shld tke cndid shits of u in da shrwer and pst thm on d internit
<// J_Daito //> Funniest. Typo. Ever.
<FireFly_9> If Newtype was covering Haruka-poppa they would... all their art is exploitative shower shots now... ever see the Noir layout?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mmm... Mirielle...
<// J_Daito //> You disgust me, Ten'ou
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Can't handle my lifestyle? What about you and Kunzite?!
<// J_Daito //> THAT WAS ZOISITE, MORON!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, you get around
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lOl
<// J_Daito //> ARRRGH!!!
<// J_Daito //> Shut up quarter pint!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im da rulr of da futr wurld
<// J_Daito //> Where consonants are entirely optional!
<FireFly_9> Ahh, yes... nothing says good log entry like personal attacks and degradation.
<// J_Daito //> That's what the internet's all about, baby.
<FireFly_9> Granted.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let's take it all the WAY!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> time to LIBEL some biznitches!!
<GERMATOID> I HEAR THAT SAILOR GALAXIA LIKED TO POSE FOR DISNEY ADVENTURES ON HER DAY OFF! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hear that Chiba Mamoru was illicitly married to Kurata Misako and was a deadbeat money grubbing bum!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so dats y mamochn alwyz tlks abut sana-chn...
<// J_Daito //> I heard that Ten'ou Haruka likes to blow up small animals!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... THAT WAS JUST A PRAINK, OKAY?! AND THE WOMBAT LIVED!!!
<// J_Daito //> ...
<FireFly_9> If this is the best we can do, we're in serious, serious trouble.
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what is it with you and chbi-usa,Christ I pity the girl,her love life sucks

duo • 07/23/03 12:45am

Still in awe that someone other than me actually posted a comment in the blog.

At least, someone who didn't write "You suck" like that one other time it happened.

Actually, there is a site that dedicates itself by placing Chibi Usa (well, actually a Chibi Usa plastic doll) in various tomenting tests.

It's known as the Chibi Project. I don't suggest going, but if you's an anti pink hair spore fan like me. You may get a real good laugh at these tests.

URL: http://www.adequate.com/ChibiProject/

YingGirl [e-mail] • 07/22/03 07:55am

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