#217: “Random Posturing”

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*** Topic is '-= Death is such a bummer... I need 7 Dragonballs, please... =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM THE SUPER ELITE!
<// J_Daito //> -yawn-
<// J_Daito //> What did you do now, Ten'ou?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am in the TOP 3% of ALL Computer-Savvy Individuals!!
<// J_Daito //> ... I'm sorry, I was sleeping, I thought you said you were in the top 3 percent of all computer savvy individuals?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You sleep in front of the computer?
<// J_Daito //> You kinda have to, this 386 takes a day and a half to boot
<// J_Daito //> Metallia forbid you actually want to load Windows 3.11 on it
<// J_Daito //> Then you just just plan your day around the loading sequence
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What are these numbers of which you speak?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 386?
<// J_Daito //> I thought you were super computer literate or something all odf a sudden
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I *AM* Super Perfect.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I took the test at http://www2.amd.com/us-en/gcab/lt/exam/1,,,00.html and I got them ALL right
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Top 3% in the WORLD, Baybee!
<// J_Daito //> And how many times did you have to hit reload and change your answers
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF you talking about Willis
* // J_Daito // raises an eyebrow
<// J_Daito //> Let's see here
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> umm
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's been like ten minutes
<// J_Daito //> STFU! I'm waiting for Netscape 3 to load!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna go wash the car
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> when I get back tell em how you did
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has quit IRC REASON: I ain;t got time for dis shiznit
<// J_Daito //> Dammit
<// J_Daito //> Come back
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sirprize
<// J_Daito //> Oh, by Metallia... were you lurking there
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I cn kik ur ass in an qiz
<// J_Daito //> Shut up, I have to try and work this thing
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bt i wna tlka 2 U
<FireFly_9> You can talk to me, Chibiusa.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ur broring.
<FireFly_9> Pardon me?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U wont let me ply wit d horzes
<FireFly_9> That is because I find your manner of "play" to be quite disgusting.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im da pricess of da wurld I can do watever i lik wit my horse
<FireFly_9> Because of you and Elios I can never read "the rocking horse winner" the same way again.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da who wat were why wen now?
<FireFly_9> http://www.dowse.com/fiction/Lawrence.html
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Wats so bad abut dis?
<FireFly_9> For you have tainted my mind:
<FireFly_9> "When the two girls were playing dolls in the nursery, he would sit on his big rocking-horse, charging madly into space, with a frenzy that made the little girls peer at him uneasily. Wildly the horse careered, the waving dark hair of the boy tossed, his eyes had a strange glare in them. The little girls dared not speak to him.

When he had ridden to the end of his mad little journey, he climbed down and stood in front of his rocking-horse, staring fixedly into its lowered face. Its red mouth was slightly open, its big eye was wide and glassy-bright.
...
<FireFly_9> " 'You'll break your horse, Paul!'said the nurse...
<FireFly_9> "At last he suddenly stopped forcing his horse into the mechanical gallop and slid down.

"Well, I got there!" he announced fiercely, his blue eyes still flaring, and his sturdy long legs straddling apart.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...
<FireFly_9> "And then, because of the strange anxiety at her heart, she stole upstairs to her son's room. Noiselessly she went along the upper corridor. Was there a faint noise? What was it?

She stood, with arrested muscles, outside his door, listening. There was a strange, heavy, and yet not loud noise. Her heart stood still. It was a soundless noise, yet rushing and powerful. Something huge, in violent, hushed motion. What was it? What in God's name was it? She ought to know. She felt that she knew the noise. She knew what it was.

Yet she could not place it. She couldn't say what it was. And on and on it went, like a madness.
<FireFly_9> "Softly, frozen with anxiety and fear, she turned the door-handle.

The room was dark. Yet in the space near the window, she heard and saw something plunging to and fro. She gazed in fear and amazement.

Then suddenly she switched on the light, and saw her son, in his green pyjamas, madly surging on the rocking-horse. The blaze of light suddenly lit him up, as he urged the wooden horse, and lit her up, as she stood, blonde, in her dress of pale green and crystal, in the doorway."
<FireFly_9> There... you see?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Sunds fun
<FireFly_9> o_0;;
<FireFly_9> That is EXACTLY your problem!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I stil dnt C what U R geting at
<FireFly_9> My English Literature teacher of years long past made the unsavoury connotation.
<FireFly_9> I shall not deign to bring it up any further.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> So Y did U bing it up den
<FireFly_9> Because of Elios... never you mind.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Dont U B goin afer my MAN batch!
<FireFly_9> Man Batch?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> man, beatch!
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> I keep trying to tell you...
<FireFly_9> Elios is not a man
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> if it loks like a duk ans smeslls lik a duk its a duk
<FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U want to kno a gam elios and i ply, its caled d nam gem
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ducky Ducky bo Bucky banna fanna fo fu
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] has kicked .'~SugaBB_2999~'. from #Suburbansenshi (REASON: Imminent Profanitron activaton by Minor)
*** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. has joined IRC
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'm 903 yrz old U basrd! I cn sy wat I lik!!!
<FireFly_9> CHIBIUSA-CHAN!
*** [ Dr_Xadium ] sets mode: +b on .'~SugaBB_2999~'. (REASON: .~' '~. is a crappy approximation of spore odango)
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has joined IRC
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, finally got that blasted car clean
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Any luck with the quiz, Jed?
<// J_Daito //> I'm stumped by the question
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAHAH
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What question?
<// J_Daito //> "Question 1: Which of the following is a definition of M"
<// J_Daito //> And the rest of the page is blank
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm
<// J_Daito //> Is this some new wave digital inkblot test or some such... oh wait... something else just came in...
<// J_Daito //> now it says:
<// J_Daito //> Question 1: Which of the following is a definition of Meg"
<// J_Daito //> And the rest is still blank.
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<FireFly_9> It looks to me like the page is still loading, Jedite.
<// J_Daito //> RARRGH! But I put in a 57.6kbps modem on the serial port!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa, you gots some speed, bro!
<FireFly_9> Wait... on the 386's serial port?
<// J_Daito //> Yeah, so?
<FireFly_9> Your Modem is probably too fast for your CPU...
<// J_Daito //> OH GOD DAMMIT
<FireFly_9> It's probbaly fallen back to a safe speed, like 2400 baud
<// J_Daito //> ARRRRAGH
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Waiwait... "modem.. cpu... baud..." quit it with the technobabble, 'taru-chan"
<// J_Daito //> Hey! I thought you said you were the top 3%, Ten'ou!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sure I was! After getting Souichi-san to tell me all the answers as I took the test...
<// J_Daito //> !!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL! Now I've locked up your computer for the next fifty years! LOL
<// J_Daito //> Why you faux bishonen biatch! This compute rmay be slow, but it'll make a damn fine blunt object for the purposes of a bludgeoning!
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<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa... I suggest you run. Now.
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