Suburban Senshi Entry #2161 - “...And so, they threaten to soil the Internets once more”
#2161 “...And so, they threaten to soil the Internets once more”
C'est_La_V 03/23/2019
Minna-san look!! It's what Sailor Moon Crystal could hvae been like if we were in it properly!!
Mdm_Maestro 03/23/2019
And why is your face in the trailer thumbnail, not mine~?
C'est_La_V 03/23/2019
Because I was the first Sailor Senshi to awaken!!
Mdm_Maestro 03/23/2019
I was.
C'est_La_V 03/23/2019
Lies!!
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
I remember her awakening in the backseat of my car~ <_<
Mdm_Maestro 03/23/2019
>_> That had nothing to do with Senshi Business, Haruka, that was after I had awakened you.
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
Oh right that kind of awakening. I remember that awakening in the backseat of my car too <_<
OG_Iron_Man 03/23/2019
You know you guys are barely around these days, what's going on
// J_Daito // 03/23/2019
We're currently in the middle of a Timeskip, except it's happening in real time so you don't actually get to see what's going on.
OG_Iron_Man 03/23/2019
Well that's just lame.
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
Yeah but it means that eventually the timeskip ends and stuff starts up again~
OG_Iron_Man 03/23/2019
So what is it going to be some kind of a Boruto thing? With your kids running around?
Gol_D_Lux 03/23/2019
Ehh, future kids show up now so what's the point?
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
Well Michi and I DO have a kid who's off in Latverian boarding school. How old is he anyway?
Mdm_Maestro 03/23/2019
Who knows, dear. Who knows.
C'est_La_V 03/23/2019
SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS KNOW?!!
CherryBlossomStorm 03/23/2019
Do you know how old I am, mom? :P
C'est_La_V 03/23/2019
Older than dirt :P
CherryBlossomStorm 03/23/2019
D:
OG_Iron_Man 03/23/2019
Or will it be some kind of horrible fever dream thing like Senshi Babies.
// J_Daito // 03/23/2019
No that was done it was called SuperS and the less said about that the better
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 03/23/2019
fak u it wuz da sit
Reverend_H 03/23/2019
Yeah yo that was some quality s[BLEEP]t ,yo
Mizunomics01 03/23/2019
The ratio of "s[BLEEP]t" to "quality" was much higher than recommended. But before we can do anything like a relaunch we need to finish the war with the Madoka girls.
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
Oh is that still a thing
Mizunomics01 03/23/2019
looks over at Xadium-sensei who at this point is pulling a Kubo-sensei
Dr_Xadium 03/23/2019
....IT'S STILLA THING AND IT WILL END WITH MORE CLARITY AND PRECISION THAN BLEACH
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
...which is coming back, btw
FireFly_9 03/23/2019
Truly the summer of restarts is nigh, truly the Second Coming is at hand~
setsy_meioh 03/23/2019
You haven't even had your first and how old are you :P
FireFly_9 03/23/2019
..how would you know.
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
Wait what
EmaSkye_LAPD 03/23/2019
Well she did date Light Yagami
C'est_La_V 03/23/2019
And Artemis~
Reverend_H 03/23/2019
Yo yo yo that's some Motoki territory there
=/\catablanca/\= 03/23/2019
Says the guy who turns into a HORSE
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 03/23/2019
MY LOVE FOR KAMEKICHI AND ALL MY ANIMAL FRIENDS IS PURE
=/\catablanca/\= 03/23/2019
Besides I can turn into a MAN
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 03/23/2019
(you wouldn't need to change yourself for me)
=/\catablanca/\= 03/23/2019
(no just stop)
Capt. Jack Harkness 03/23/2019
I'll take on all comers~
SpeedRcr_X 03/23/2019
That's called Bukkake
The Flame Lotus 03/23/2019
boots everyone (This chat session is over)









February 20, 2001: Usagi and Mamoru were trapped in a bizzare alternate dimension, when Sailor Tin Nyanko attacked using Shippai Sakuda, determined to capture Pegasus. As the Senshi tried to think up a plan, Pegasus swooped in, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. Tuxedo Mask got mortified as his steel-tipped rose was crushed. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.
 


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<FireFly_9> Yo, Haruka! get your b[BLEEP]h ass out here!!


 
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February 11th 2018
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February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
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Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
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I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
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TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
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test2
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