Suburban Senshi Entry #2157 - “The Rabbit on the Moon wants you to pound her Mochi (Black Friday Special!)”
#2157 “The Rabbit on the Moon wants you to pound her Mochi (Black Friday Special!)”
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
Oh my god Usagi you need an intervention
FireFly_9 11/24/2018
What's she done now?
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
Well you know how for a super long time she would go to cons cosplaying as herself, getting drunk and having all kinds of scandalous incidents
FireFly_9 11/24/2018
...Pretty much what you do these days?
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
Yeah except I don't get caught
Mdm_Maestro 11/24/2018
...You're caught now
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
I DIDN'T FINISH MY SENTENCE
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
I was going to say "Yeah except I don't get caught participating in that kind of wanton immoral behavior because I go there to be a positive role model for the youth of today because I don't do that kind of stuff."
Mdm_Maestro 11/24/2018
Mdm_Maestro is AFK: ( :/)
// J_Daito // 11/24/2018
You know, Ten'ou, one day you're not going to be able to just twist your own sentences into a quick-save like that.
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
But that day is not today sir. That day is not today.
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
SO ANYWAY ABOUT USAGI
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
We thought that you know, being de-powered and having that second kid would have put her on the straight and narrow but...
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
Check this out (h/t to @FuzzerFox):
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018




FireFly_9 11/24/2018
I'VE BEEN STRUCK BLIND
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 11/24/2018
...sit mama u gat new stalye
// J_Daito // 11/24/2018
She's charging $250 a go? That's some unwarranted confidence there
SpeedRcr_X 11/24/2018
I think that was yen
// J_Daito // 11/24/2018
Still asking way too much
C'est_La_V 11/24/2018
...Usagi-chan geez. You took the idea of "Australian Waxing" way too far....
=/\catablanca/\= 11/24/2018
Brazillian
FireFly_9 11/24/2018
Yes she even waxed off her naughty bits.
// J_Daito // 11/24/2018
Maybe she's coated in Wax like how the women in Goldfinger were coated in gold and they're still under there waiting to be erotically re-discovered.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 11/24/2018
dat wuld b lik makang ot wit a kandul
Mizunomics01 11/24/2018
Yes, you'd probably get poisoning and die
// J_Daito // 11/24/2018
That's fine, I don't think I'd want to live after partaking of what she's offering.







July 26, 2000: Makoto was relentlessly stalking a reclusive internet musician, when Germatoid attacked using Otedamako, determined to entrap Tuxedo Mask. As the Senshi froze, stunned by the display of raw evil they just witnessed, Demando joined them, jumping into battle only when attacked. Tuxedo Mask got relentlessly hit on by Fish-Eye. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used the Ginzushou to win.
 


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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