Suburban Senshi Entry #2149 - “What's on your phone? [NSFW]”
#2149 “What's on your phone? [NSFW]”
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
The surgery to pull it out of her cost ¥500000 and took six days.
setsy_meioh 06/20/2018
I told her not to use it like that.
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
IT WAS SO WORTH IT.
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Oh my god have you guys seen the news?
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Is it those wanna be Senshi again?
RedCrow 06/20/2018
No it's on Ginga... oh god I'm going to get fired
// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
turns on the tv
// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
Oh hahahah by Metallia this is the BEST. I need to videotape this
RedCrow 06/20/2018
Don't jump me, f[BLEEP]king tin Nyanko came back to life or something and somehow wormed her way into the company, and immediately went for IMMEDIATE SCANDAL
Aya-chan! 06/20/2018
Ara, I'm so sorry
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
What exactly did she do?
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...."For the first time ever, Phone hacking reveals WHAT'S ON THE PHONES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE!!"
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...which famous people.. . exactly?
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
"First up, we see who the famous International Race Car Driver Ten'ou Haruka keeps sexy shots of on her phone"
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
....
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
now hang on
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018








Reverend_H 06/20/2018
...Whoa I ain't never seen that side of her before yo
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
WHY is this PUBLIC...
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
At least it's you on there and not some random Green Orion Slave Woman.
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
"Yes! It's her wife, the famous violinist, Kaioh Michiru.... but wait, there's MORE on her phone!"
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
...more?
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018


"For some reason, Haruka-san has a SCANDALOUSLY HOT SELFIE OF GINGA'S CEO, AINO MINAKO"






Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
... HARUKA!!!
=/\catablanca/\= 06/20/2018
..............................................................
C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
NANI?! WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT PICTURE!? I SENT THAT TO X-KUN WHEN WE WERE DATING!!!
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
Yes, Haruka... why DO you have that
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...BLACKMAIL MATERIAL.
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
What
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
For the eventual great war btween us when we battle again for leadership of the Sailor Senshi!
PoundMYMochi 06/20/2018
I'm the leader!!
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Yeah right
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Guys it's not over
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018


"Also, we have found images of their adopted goth daughter, Tomoe Hotaru one someone else's phone..."






FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...THAT PICTURE ISN'T EVEN REAL. The hair is wrong. The head is the wrong size!
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
I don't know dear, I could swear you wore your hair like that for a while.
C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
Yeah after the divorce trial...
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...Artemis why didn't you delete that...
=/\catablanca/\= 06/20/2018
I DID
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Wait what
C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
...what
Reverend_H 06/20/2018
YO AINO THOSE F[BLEEP]KERS HACKED MY PHONE YO
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
..YOUR PHONE!? WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT?!
Reverend_H 06/20/2018
<_<
Reverend_H 06/20/2018
I totally din't pay off your dad to get me the picture yo
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
.....................................................
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Speaking of, they got his phone too...
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Oh god what freak of nature is on his thing
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018








SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
.....
Charm_BUSTer 06/20/2018
Don't be jealous, ladies~
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
hits save
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
.........................................
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
save..... on her complaint ot GINGA for this INAPPROPRIATE STUFF
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018


And continuing with selfies from other famous people, this one was found of the star of the Grand Imperial Theatre, Gemini Sunrise"






Dr_Xadium 06/20/2018
WHAT THEY GOT MY PHONE TOO?!
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
...I've never seen her with her hair down before.
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
I'm sure it's the hair you're looking at, Haruka-poppa.
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
ignores her, saving another complaint
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
This is incredibly sexist. There are no men represented.
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Careful what you wish for...
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018


"The famed priestess of the Hikawa Shrine in Azabu-Juuban keeps the most interesting commissioned art on her phone"






SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
vomits a little
FireFly_9 06/20/2018
Is that...Kumada-san and.. papa?
GERMATOID 06/20/2018
...HOW INTRIGUING
Flame_Sniper 06/20/2018
....
Flame_Sniper 06/20/2018
What do you mean "intriguing" <_<
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
...Don't pimp out your husband, Rei-chan.
Flame_Sniper 06/20/2018
For science?
setsy_meioh 06/20/2018
You should see what small lady keeps on her phone :/
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 06/20/2018
hay dats privat!111
setsy_meioh 06/20/2018




SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
What the f[BLEEP]k...
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 06/20/2018
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 06/20/2018
Chibiusa-chan WHAT
PoundMYMochi 06/20/2018
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE SCIENTIFIC BONDAGE WITH_MY_ MAN
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
...scientific?
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
..speaking of which they found a selfie on Mizuno Ami's phone...
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018








FireFly_9 06/20/2018
...I'm not... surprised.
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
And the last of their "Famous people around town" series, the owner of crown game parlor, Furuhata Motoki.
Reverend_H 06/20/2018
YES SOME HOT SAILOR JUPITER ACTION
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
I'm right here a[BLEEP]le
SpeedRcr_X 06/20/2018
Yeah she's right here! And maybe right on TV <_<
Mdm_Maestro 06/20/2018
...
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018
Here it is...
EmaSkye_LAPD 06/20/2018








IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
MOTOKI WHAT THE HELL
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
WHAT. THE. HRLL
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
$@#%$%#$%#$%^#$%$%^%$^W
Crwn_Frt_Gmer 06/20/2018
Look I can explain that was a long tie ago there's nothing more between us
// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
I'm sure there was nothing more between you that night too.
// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
Must have been a "SHOCKING" experience
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
I ... I JUST... I... IIII
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
WELL I
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
I'LL SHOW YOU MY PAST EXPERIENCE TOO
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018




Reverend_H 06/20/2018
OH S[BLEEP]T COOKBOOK CONFIRMED YO
Rule34Rocks 06/20/2018
...that is the best ship name
Mizunomics01 06/20/2018
...there's a reason I've forsworn human love :P
IrnChef_Jovian 06/20/2018
T_T
C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
..............
C'est_La_V 06/20/2018
Akane-san.. Aya-san....MY OFFICE NOW
// J_Daito // 06/20/2018
Some Vice-presidents gonna get fiiired~ ♫







March 18, 2001: Ms. Haruna was watching a tennis match, when Sailor Iron Mouse attacked using Nephlite, posing at Tuxedo Mask, determined to kill Sailor Moon. As the Senshi stupidly played along with the monster of the day, Sailor Saturn appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. Tuxedo Mask got pursued by a jealous fiance. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used the Moon Princess Halation attack to win.
 


Hit!Graph

[08:24] * FireFly_9 feels so filthy yet... yet so CLEAN
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Let it out, Tomoe the younger! Release that pent up aggravation!
[08:24] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:24] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[08:25] <FireFly_9> YES, JEDITE! YES, YES, IT FEELS SO GOOD!
[08:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...............................
[08:25] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (not going to f[BLEEP]king ask)


 
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