Suburban Senshi Entry #2137 - “Ebay Tuesdays - A hair less authentic”
#2137 “Ebay Tuesdays - A hair less authentic”
SpeedRcr_X 05/28/2018
And then I'll just drive the whole bus to the dark kingdom because that'll work
// J_Daito // 05/28/2018
Look idiot
SpeedRcr_X 05/28/2018
Wasn't that like your ninth epic fail
// J_Daito // 05/28/2018
What you fall to understand is I wasn't trying to succeed fully
SpeedRcr_X 05/28/2018
Ohh that's surely that's the best plan :P
// J_Daito // 05/28/2018
I intended to overthrow Beryl. Why would I just give her all the power she needed to achieve Real. Ultimate. Power?
FireFly_9 05/28/2018
So you were trying to string her along>?
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
Of course :P
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
I mean no one seems to realize that even though you defeated Beryl, all those Dark Kingdom businesses I set up are still going concerns and revenue streams. Why even now the Dark eBay store puts out cheap commodity merchandise designed to ironically seaprate both money and energy from the fans of the very "enemy" that supposedly defeated me.
SpeedRcr_X 05/29/2018
example
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
Why this little insulting gem:
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018




SpeedRcr_X 05/29/2018
Holy Propecia batman!
FireFly_9 05/29/2018
Did you... did you scalp her?
C'est_La_V 05/29/2018
Is she auditioning for a role in a samurai drama???
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
You BAstard! I'll make you pay for this!!
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
Climbed out of that bottle yet, Moon Rabbit?
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
I'm not DRUNK you ba[BLEEP]rd! I'm socially lubricated!
FireFly_9 05/29/2018
....
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/29/2018
Look it's not my fault you aren't 14 any more <_<
Flame_Sniper 05/29/2018
Are you
Flame_Sniper 05/29/2018
Are you kidding me right now
FireFly_9 05/29/2018
Rei-san we may need you to put them both in their place.
Flame_Sniper 05/29/2018
Sorely tempted right now
Flame_Sniper 05/29/2018
Sorely Tempted.
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
REI SCREW OFF YOU WERE ALWAYS JEALOSU BECAUSE I GOT MAMO-CHAN MY DESTINED LOVER
C'est_La_V 05/29/2018
Destined until you hit the age of majority :P :P
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
I WAS TOTALLY LEGAL AND SHUT UP MINAKO-CHAN OR I'LL GET YOU TOO
C'est_La_V 05/29/2018
...YOU ALREADY DID!!!1 Look at the stupid histronics I had to pull on my HOMEPAGE to explain my RELATIONSHIP STATUS
C'est_La_V 05/29/2018




PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
HAHAHAHAHAHA
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
HAHAHAHA
C'est_La_V 05/29/2018
omg rei-chan onegaishimasu
CherryBlossomStorm 05/29/2018
You're still happily married in Earth 1337-B and bounced back in 1337-A with another AU counterpart?
C'est_La_V 05/29/2018
You shut up sakura-chan!! You're just a reminder I'm getting laid somewhere else ><
=/\catablanca/\= 05/29/2018
"gymnastics", Mina.
SpeedRcr_X 05/29/2018
Dude you're late to the correction party
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
MINAKO=CHAN only I have the miracle...
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
Do you? Do you still have it?
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
I...
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
/afk I NEED A DRINK
PoundMYMochi 05/29/2018
PoundMYMochi is AFK: ( GOD DAMNIT WHAT ARE THE COMAMANDS)
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/29/2018
... Usako... I still love you. I'm sure if we wish upon the crystal you can be restored to your junior high school ways
Flame_Sniper 05/29/2018
browtwitches
SpeedRcr_X 05/29/2018
And by "ways" he means...
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
Most men want their women to look more mature.
// J_Daito // 05/29/2018
I mean look at Tomoe the younger, who is constitutionally incapable of getting a date.
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/29/2018
....
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/29/2018
Hotaru-chan... I'd never noticed you before...
FireFly_9 05/29/2018
just gets the silence glaive
Flame_Sniper 05/29/2018
Mamoru-san you have problems
FireFly_9 05/29/2018
Perhaps, Rei-san, you should solve them with fire.







October 19, 1999: Usagi and Ami were having lunch, when Cooan attacked using Rikookeidaa, determined to seduce Mamoru. As the Senshi stood there waiting for the enemy to make the next move, Helios appeared, callously watching from the distance. Prince Endymion got kidnapped. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through new information which someone only just now rememebered. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
 


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RIP Charlton Heston
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Check hotmail in Thunderbird
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