Suburban Senshi Entry #2124 - “Darling in the FranXXX”
#2124 “Darling in the FranXXX”
Charm_BUSTer 05/05/2018
But when you put it in like that, conversations get really awkward the next day :P
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
I just... No, none of that, didn't see it, nope~
GERMATOID 05/05/2018
MUAHAHAHAHA!
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
So i t looks like some stores in Akihabara are trying to get in on the "Free Comic Book Day" craze in America.
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Ooh, got any good loot?
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
:/ they didn't have any good BL.
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
BL?
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
You're too young to know, Vermellia~
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Barnacles to that! I'm over 21!
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Your fragile innocence would be destroyed, Angrycat the younger.
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
I'm tough! I can take it!
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
sighs
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Okay, sis~
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
explains over DM
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
THEY PUT THEM WHERE
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
....
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Why would you...? There's bacteria and waste and nasty stuff and doesn't it HURT and and
Mizunomics01 05/05/2018
Vermellia-chan, allow me to explain to you the functions of the male prostrate gland. You see, when it is struck--
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
NO STOP I REGRET EVEN ASKING Rei aren;'t you a Priestess or something WHAT THE HECK
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
...for miko it takes eight years of purity to regain the spirit power lost by indulging in mortal pleasures.
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
unlike rei.bot I can't just perform ritual purification by flying into the sun and burning away the impurity.
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Wait. But you're married. Does that Mean you and Chewbacca or whatever his name is
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
Hino Yuuichiro and shut up :P
C'est_La_V 05/05/2018
No wonder she has such a large H-manga collection...
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
YOU TOO MINAKO-CHAN SHUT UP ><
The Flame Lotus 05/05/2018
...why do you not just henshin into Sailor Mars and use your control over the fire element to ritually cleanse yourself quickly?
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
...wait what
The Flame Lotus 05/05/2018
just waits
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
OMG LOL she had no idea she could do that
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
...................
Flame_Sniper 05/05/2018
Flame_Sniper is AFK: ( ...I have... business to attend to )
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
I am legitimately overcome by mirth
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
....wow
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
is still stumped on the concept of BL
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Okay so... the idea is supposed to be you're just able to freely ogle guys without seeing girls involved so you can self-insert or something.
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
BUT THEY'RE ALREADY DOING THE INSERTING. SO MUCH INSERTING
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Yeah I can't... you'll need to ask your mom about this. This is above my pay grade.
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Oh by Metallia I can see that conversation now. "Mom what's so fun about two guys doing it?"
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
texts that to her mom
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
OMG YOU TEXTED THAT TO AUNT NORIKO
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
holy s[BLEEP]t
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
....I'm somewha curious as to how she'll respond.
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
Oh god she's going to think I corrupted her precious daughter ><
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
She's going to gut me like a fish ><
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
hmm
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
WHAT WHAT DID SHE SAY?
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
She replied "Well, are they doing it to you?"
Gol_D_Lux 05/05/2018
D:
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
...I did not expect that reply.
FireFly_9 05/05/2018
has taken delivery of an Oculus Go headset
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
So that's it. You've just decided to leave humanity behind now, is that it?
FireFly_9 05/05/2018
Why would you say that?
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
You never go out, your pale skin knows not the kiss of the sun. You ensconce yourself in piles of dusty books poorly illuminated by your yard-sale lamps, and you rock back and forth in your arms murmuring Yeats quotes in the perpetual twilight of your room. Now you can strap on a whole new world and just put this one all away. your own personal eschaton.
SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Hotaru you got a strap on?
FireFly_9 05/05/2018
OH MY GOD PLEASE READ WHAT PEOPLE TYPE HARUKA-POPPA
SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Look, like all the super-elite, my time is extraordinarily precious.
FireFly_9 05/05/2018
What does that have to do with anything?
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
It means that for her, reading closely is a wasteful exercise.
SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Exactly. My brain is finely tuned to "lock on" on to words of significance and interest to my elite lifestyle.
FireFly_9 05/05/2018
...So of course you only saw the words "Strap on"
FireFly_9 05/05/2018
After all this time, I can't say I'm surprised.
ThatGuyWith_Maskses 05/05/2018
I wonder if there's ever been a Kamen Rider whose gimmick was a belt that yelled "STRAP! ON!"
Texas Samurai 05/05/2018
... th' heck did I just walk into?
Agent McFUNderson 05/05/2018
Something very straaange
EmaSkye_LAPD 05/05/2018
Would that be Kame Rider or Super Sentai? I can't tell the difference.
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
One has people dressed like bugs. The other has people dressed like space shuttles and fruit and hood ornaments.
SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Hood Ornaments is Ultraman
// J_Daito // 05/05/2018
Oh yes.
SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
Still I HAVE to imagine there is a subgenre of the pr0n where the spandex-wearing heroes get it on
Capt. Jack Harkness 05/05/2018
Your ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter
SpeedRcr_X 05/05/2018
We could call it "Kamen Rider XXX! The ULTRA-MAN vs Super Orange Tangerine Fighter whatever the hell Sentai does
Reverend_H 05/05/2018
First they fight then they f
The Flame Lotus 05/05/2018
has kicked Reverend_H (okay let us just end this chat here:P)







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