Suburban Senshi Entry #2111 - “You LOSE sir, good day! ”
#2111 “You LOSE sir, good day! ”
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
HEY WHY ISN'T THERE MORE ME IN ALL THESE CHATS
// J_Daito // 09/12/2017
Because we're all actively avoiding you, you unemployed baby mama crybaby magic space-rock addicted wench.
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
BUT I AM THE MOON PRINCESS THE LEADER I should be THE MAN CHARACTER
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
LOL OK Asagi
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
THAT'S *USAGI*
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
....and thatr one went right over your head
C'est_La_V 09/12/2017
You're not my leader ever since you ruined by domestic bliss!
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
SCREW YIU MY MIRACLE ROMANCE IS THE ONY ONE PEOPLE SHOULD CARE ABOUT
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
FOCUS ON ME
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/12/2017
dmmit moma ur ur baggest fun
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
WHAT THE HELL DDI YOU EVEN SAY CHIBIUSA
FireFly_9 09/12/2017
She said "damn it, momma, you're your biggest fan"
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
RIGHT AND AS A FAN I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL YOU ALL WHAT TO DO
// J_Daito // 09/12/2017
But you're not a fan of *us*, just yourself...
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
LOL and even if you WERE a fan of us, you can f[BLEEP]k right off, suggestions are one thing, but DEMANDS?
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
I AM. A FAN. AND IF I TELL YOU YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING, YOU DO IT! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
yo rei,bot
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
... haruka you always say this is your site
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
I'm delegating
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
i'll delegate you into the sun
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
PLEASE
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
9_9
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
hello i am rei.bot; i am your manager today
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
REI/BOT TELL ME WHY YOU WON'T FEATURE ME!! YOU HAVE TO FEATURE ME!
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
...why
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
WHY WHAT?! WHY SHOULD YOU TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT FEATURING ME, OR WHY YOU HAVE TO FEATURE ME?!
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
yes
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
BECAUSE I'M A FAN AND I DEMAND IT!!
The Flame Lotus 09/12/2017
you are owed nothing / you may ask but not demand / please go pound sand now
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
BUT WHY WON'T YOU DO THIS THING I WANT
// J_Daito // 09/12/2017
Because you're not the center of the f[BLEEP]king world.
// J_Daito // 09/12/2017
There. I said it.
// J_Daito // 09/12/2017
]Acting like you're the spokesperson of all the people everywhere and your words are HOLY COMMANDMENTS that MUST BE OBEYED just turns people off.
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
...But I'm the QUEEN OF EVERYTHING
C'est_La_V 09/12/2017
(Drama Queen more like)
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
MINAKO-CHAN I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE THE GREATER HELL
C'est_La_V 09/12/2017
....I can use the Silver Crystal TOO you know!!
C'est_La_V 09/12/2017
holds up her compact
HRH Serenity III 09/12/2017
Actually, just popping in from the future-future to point out that I am, in fact the one and Mom you can just step off before I take Dad off your hands ♡
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
GOD DAMMIT STOP LUSTING AFTER YOUR OWN FATHER
Gol_D_Lux 09/12/2017
I'm pretty sure she's just joking
Rule34Rocks 09/12/2017
Though Royalty does tend to keep it "in the family"
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
ALL YOU PEOPLE SUCK AND I WILL KEEP SAYING THAT UNTIL YOU LISTEN TO ME AND GIVE IN TO MY DEMANDS
OG_Iron_Man 09/12/2017
...Who is this chick again?
RedCrow 09/12/2017
Just an entitled millennial
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
SILVER MILLENIAL TO YOU
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
Hooked on that Silver Crystal Meth~
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEE
Masta Pimp KyuBAE 09/12/2017
hELlo Young MISS would you LIKe to get CLEAN i can CURe you if you will jUST enter into me
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
You're a strange cat, f[BLEEP]k off!
Masta Pimp KyuBAE 09/12/2017
acTualY I am a Super SCIenTist Cat
GERMATOID 09/12/2017
WHAT AN INTERESTING SPECIMEN
GERMATOID 09/12/2017
*GETS THE DISSECTION TOOLS*
Masta Pimp KyuBAE 09/12/2017
...
Masta Pimp KyuBAE 09/12/2017
iMust bE Going NOw
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
HEAR ME MY PEOPLE, USAGI TSUKINO FOR THE SPOTLIGHT! COMMENT AND MAKE IT SO
// J_Daito // 09/12/2017
I look forward to the day when you finally get the message hat you are a tiny fiish in a very large pond and that all your screaming and histronics just makes you look like you put the "fan" in "fanatic" and no one takes you seriously because of how seriously you take this.
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
I AM NOT A FISH!!!
PoundMYMochi 09/12/2017
I AMA RABBIT! AND ONLY META... METAWHORICALLY
SpeedRcr_X 09/12/2017
dying







July 10, 2000: Himeko was trying to live with having deep affection for a winged equine, when Rubeus attacked using Sailor Gekisha, determined to capture Pegasus. As the Senshi just kind of waited for Pegasus to show up so they could actually do something, Sailor Saturn appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. The Moonlight Knight got to use a steel-tipped rose in battle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden Star Gentle Uterus attack. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
 


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