Suburban Senshi Entry #2107 - “Enter: Gemichiro?!”
#2107 “Enter: Gemichiro?!”
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
So tell me, Peinforte, you enjoy "shipping" things, don't you?
Rule34Rocks 09/06/2017
Yes, although I don't understand Kancolle, or as I call it, "those who like to f[BLEEP]k boats." It occurs to me that if you are a shipper of those ships you are literally shipping ships.
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Well I have a new, scandalous ship that should rankle a few feathers out there, which SEGA seems to be setting up.
Rule34Rocks 09/06/2017
Do tell~
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
I call it...
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017





GEMICHIRO
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
....Whut
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Oh but it gets better, you see.
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017




Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
NOW WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
.......................................
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME, GEMINI?!
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
That thar is a complete n' total, categorial character assassination!!
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Sure it is, Red. Sure it is...
Dr_Xadium 09/06/2017
...
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
C'MON, WHO WOULD EVER GO AFTER THAT FELLA
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
Oh, you mean my HUSBAND?!
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
yes, yes, get out the claws~
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
Well let's see, there was Lobelia Carlini, Kirishima Kanna, Glycine Bleumer, Soletta Orihime, Ir--
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
OKAY WE GET IT THANK YOU
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
Ah did not have relations with that fella.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/06/2017
i dad
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
What
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/06/2017
wut
Gol_D_Lux 09/06/2017
...
Gol_D_Lux 09/06/2017
Thank god my real father is Segata Sanshiro.
FireFly_9 09/06/2017
Wait so who was messing around with whom again?
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
It wasn't like that. Ichiro and I were on the outs because of his wandering... well everything and Sanshiro and I were just hanging out in the park prancing around trees
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
...prancing
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO DO OKAY
Reverend_H 09/06/2017
i could think of something yo
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
ANYWAY he gave me a smouldering stare and because of his SEGA powers or whatever, despite the fact I shouldn't be ABLE to have kids... I was suddenly with child.
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
Yup that's the power of Segata all right
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
(this happened when we both time traveled to the 20s so I think it gave rise to the Bollywood tropes of dancing around trees being synonymous for hanky-panky)
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
So Sunrise, was Oogami looking at you
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
...C'MON, quit it ><
CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
So WHAT WERE YOU Practicing~
Gol_D_Lux 09/06/2017
Oh man, Mom's jealous streak is dangerous when it comes out
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
Dang it, can Ah SUE jedite
Perfect1 09/06/2017
It depends on if you can prove actual damages-- which are hard to do in slander cases.
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Good luck trying, I have an army of attorneys just waiting to be deployed.
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
Ah got a sword that's real sharp.
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
I fear no sword.
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
Ah can also set you on fire with a spirit power attack.
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
I am more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Rule34Rocks 09/06/2017
Point. She's a redhead with a suppressed, horrible temper.
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
...
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
having worked for one of those in the past I think I will end this now.
Texas Samurai 09/06/2017
That's real sensible of ya, Jedite.







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