Suburban Senshi Entry #2106 - “15th anniversary special! MST3K: The Million-Dollar-Mail!!”
#2106 “15th anniversary special! MST3K: The Million-Dollar-Mail!!”
FireFly_9 09/06/2017
Fifteen years, eh. We've been here fifteen years... it's hard to believe.
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
Some years have been busier than others...
Mdm_Maestro 09/06/2017
It is something of a shame that we don't have as much time to chat as we used to in the past, but such is the price of a modern life, I suppose.
GERMATOID 09/06/2017
WELL, TO CELEBRATE THE 15TH ANNIVERSARY, I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GO BACK TO HOW IT ALL STARTED~
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
the irc?
GERMATOID 09/06/2017
(FACE IT, DISCORD IS THE NEW IRC) NO, DOING AN MST3K!
FireFly_9 09/06/2017
Of what?
GERMATOID 09/06/2017
OF WHAT ELSE? ONE OF HARUKA-KUN'S EMAILS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
Why MINE?!
Mdm_Maestro 09/06/2017
Because you always get the best emails, dear.
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
bulls[BLEEP]t
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:


SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
<_<
Mdm_Maestro 09/06/2017
You were saying~?
=/\catablanca/\= 09/06/2017
Wow a "monitory crime division". Do they deal with crimes against monitors?
FireFly_9 09/06/2017
Well given what Haruka-poppa usually looks at on the internet, I have no doubt her monitors feel violated.
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you

have not received your fund which is to the tune of $16.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish

reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary

delay in the receipt of your fund.for more information do get back to us.


CherryBlossomStorm 09/06/2017
"The 'United Nations Organization,' not related to the 'United Nations', a global governmental organization and alt-right scapegoat."
Rule34Rocks 09/06/2017
"due to past corrupt Governmental Officials", because present ones are free and clear of sin~
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
I have suffered so many losses from my end. *shakes head sadly*
GERMATOID 09/06/2017
THAT'S CALLED DIARRHEA! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
FireFly_9 09/06/2017
God please don't remind us.
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Prime

: Minister of Cambodia Excellency Hun Sen to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not

: to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? because we have two method of payment

: which is by Check or by ATM card?


Perfect1 09/06/2017
...the national central Bureau of INTERPOL...
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
ENHANCED by the United Nations, like some kind of political Viagra~
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
Not only helping you get back your Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance, but allso "the likes"? Facebook likes?
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Yes maybe they sabotaged the bots that you used to inflate the likes on the Sailor V fanpage~
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
shut up those are all natural!!
Charm_BUSTer 09/06/2017
Like your boobs? :P
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
Don't be jealous~ ♡
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
Hey man but maybe I want my "National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation" ATM card.
FireFly_9 09/06/2017
It's probably made out of cardboard.
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on

it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2022. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM

card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.


FireFly_9 09/06/2017
"PIN based", as opposed to needle-based?
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Well at least they're giving you a handbook to enlighten you. How very Buddhist of them.
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be

mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx which should expire 24th of July 2017 you will only need to pay $180 instead of $420 saving

you $240 so if you

Pay before the one week you save $240 note that any one asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop

communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $180.00 nothing more! Nothing less!


FireFly_9 09/06/2017
Well because you have not acted on this ina timely fashion, you now have to spend $420.00.
Reverend_H 09/06/2017
420 YO LIGHT IT UP!
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
But always remember that "any one asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters "
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 09/06/2017
dafinateli a fradstars
Flame_Sniper 09/06/2017
Unlike these guys who are 100% trustworthy.
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Government of Cambodia,The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all

you will ever need to pay is $180. DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which


SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
Oh crap I sent money to someone
// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Godddammit, Ten'ou
Mdm_Maestro 09/06/2017
¬_¬
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from

the actual fee of $420 to $180 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!To effect the release of your fund valued at $16.5million you are advised to contact our

correspondent in Asia the delivery officer Miss.Chi Liko with the information below,


Reverend_H 09/06/2017
"Chi Liko me good."
SpeedRcr_X 09/06/2017
I think I saw that one on Redtube
Mdm_Maestro 09/06/2017
...
Capt. Jack Harkness 09/06/2017
Story of my life~
OG_Iron_Man 09/06/2017
Mine too.
=/\catablanca/\= 09/06/2017
Why can't it be the story of my life :<
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017


[Contact info redacted]

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a

100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,

Miss Donna Story


// J_Daito // 09/06/2017
Miss DONNA STORY *Assures* you you'll get your money back in 24 WORKING hours if they fail to live up to their end of this EXCEEDINGLY legitimate-sounding Bargain.
EmaSkye_LAPD 09/06/2017
Hmph. A likely.... story
EmaSkye_LAPD 09/06/2017
...I got nothin'
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
You'll get hanged with it eventually!!
EmaSkye_LAPD 09/06/2017
D:
=/\catablanca/\= 09/06/2017
THE HANG OF IT, MINA
=/\catablanca/\= 09/06/2017
THE HANG OF IT
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
I don't want to know how you're HANGED
=/\catablanca/\= 09/06/2017
HUNG
C'est_La_V 09/06/2017
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THAT, EITHER!
The Flame Lotus 09/06/2017
tis just like old times / friends playing freely online / the senshi are back




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