Suburban Senshi Entry #2101 - “Fireworks on the 4th”
#2101 “Fireworks on the 4th”
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
It's July 4th, MINNA-SAN! Let's enjoy the AWESOMENESS OF AMERICA!
SpeedRcr_X 07/04/2017
Dude we're in Japan, no one cares about the 4th of July
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
But Haruka-SAN, that's why I've crossed the ocean in my majestic yacht, the STARS AND STRIPES to bring a bit of American INDEPENDENCE DAY FUN to Tokyo!
FireFly_9 07/04/2017
When that pulled into Tokyo Bay and set off fireworks half the city thought it was rocket fire repelling a Kaiju attack, Sunnyside-san.
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
KAIJU!!? The only MONSTER here is not enjoying a fun-filled day with hot dogs, cookouts, fireworks and Sushi!
FireFly_9 07/04/2017
One of those things does not belong
Ms. Altair 07/04/2017
Sunny, you're letting your inner weaboo show.
Texas Samurai 07/04/2017
Ah wonder which is worse, his Weeaboo-ness or his American patriotism~
// J_Daito // 07/04/2017
Like you can talk, "Samurai Cowgirl."
Texas Samurai 07/04/2017
HEY AH WAS GENUINELY TRAINED BY A SAMURAI
// J_Daito // 07/04/2017
I guess that works. What's your excuse, Sunnyside.
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
As a young lad, I was a hanger-on to William Howard Taft's meeting with Prime Minister Katsura Taro and fell in LOVE with the CULTURE
// J_Daito // 07/04/2017
You look good for your age :P
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
Says the man who's ten thousand years old.
// J_Daito // 07/04/2017
Touché.
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
Still, I Hope everyone enjoys my 4th of July SHOWTIME!
Mdm_Maestro 07/04/2017
WAIT RIGHT THERE!
Mdm_Maestro 07/04/2017
I AM TIRED OF BEING UPSTAGED!
Mdm_Maestro 07/04/2017




SpeedRcr_X 07/04/2017
*explosively nosebleeds*
FireFly_9 07/04/2017
What...
Mdm_Maestro 07/04/2017
I'm tired of Minako-chan and Gemini-san getting all the attention, so I've decided to appeal to the base!
Mdm_Maestro 07/04/2017
A happy 4th to you all! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
SpeedRcr_X 07/04/2017
My "base" is certainly feeling the appeal~
FireFly_9 07/04/2017
Oh my god.
Big Mikey SHOWTIME! 07/04/2017
...
Ms. Altair 07/04/2017
*cover's Sunny's eyes*
SpeedRcr_X 07/04/2017
SpeedRcr_X is AFK: ( C'mon Michi let's get the 4th of july fireworks started RIGHT. NOW. )
Mdm_Maestro 07/04/2017
Mdm_Maestro is AFK: ( OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! ♡)
FireFly_9 07/04/2017
Oh god why. WHY







November 7, 2002: The Senshi were arguing about who should be the leader, when Karaberas attacked using Jaakokku, determined to stop Princess Sailor Moon from Destroying the Earth in a fit of Emo. As the Senshi fell back, hopelessly outnumbered, Princess Kaykuu appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. Mamoru got seduced. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used an appeal for everyone's power to win.
 


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<CÚst_la_V> Hotaru-chan, have you ever tired to have a serious intellectual conversation with Usagi-chan?
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