Suburban Senshi Entry #2097 - “Plus �a change, with the Rabbit of the Moon”
#2097 “Plus �a change, with the Rabbit of the Moon”
SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
So, uhh, Neko-chan, any further movement on your masterplan to pay back Usagi for tampering with your love life?
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
I'm still pondering my revenge!!
=/\catablanca/\= 06/29/2017
(she's being lazy)
Flame_Sniper 06/29/2017
You know, Minako-chan you should be careful. It's been years since we lived in the future world, but you remember how Usagi was...
SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
You know, I've heard stories and seen some of her s[BLEEP]t (she turned me into a man for a while) but I don't know the whole deal
Flame_Sniper 06/29/2017
Speaking of, how is your child that you had from back then.
SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
Who Alex Ferdinand Kaioh? Off in Latverian Boarding School still. He must be five or something by now
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
Don't ever complain about me being lazy again, Haruka-san :P
// J_Daito // 06/29/2017
I think Ten'ou did the right thing.
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
Really?
// J_Daito // 06/29/2017
LOOK at her, do you want HER Raising a kid?
SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
HEY
// J_Daito // 06/29/2017
The Royal Nation of Latveria is a much better place for a child
Flame_Sniper 06/29/2017
Anyway, Usagi was overwhelmed-- I mean who wouldn't be, suddenly being forced into the job of World Monarch at such a young age. She was out of her depth
setsy_meioh 06/29/2017
A barely literate leader who couldn't even write kanji, sex-obsessed with His Majesty the incredibly handsome and Desirable King in Lavender, and prone to acting out on her whims, disregarding the advice of her senior advisors and generally running things into such chaos they eventually compartmentalized the Crystal City into a theme park to get away from her and let her have all the attention she wanted~
SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
Man, she sounds like she was a narcissistic blowhard idiot. I'm glad I live in the present day where we don't have to be led by anyone like that!
Flame_Sniper 06/29/2017
DON'T PROVOKE HER. Remember, she turned Luna into a pedobait plushie girl!
=/\catablanca/\= 06/29/2017
still weeps over that
CatsMeow 06/29/2017
Don't be jealous because I found love in the arms of a softer man!
CatsMeow 06/29/2017
But, you know... before she did that to me... she did something worse.
Flame_Sniper 06/29/2017
What do you mean?
CatsMeow 06/29/2017
In a fit of rage, she zapped me one time and turned me into this:
CatsMeow 06/29/2017




SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
JESUS CHRIST is that a SPIDER CAT
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
What happened to your TAIL
CatsMeow 06/29/2017
life was hard back then. So becoming this chibi-plush was actually an improvement
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
I'm obviously going to have to be super-careful!!
=/\catablanca/\= 06/29/2017
Yeah no sending them the drunken, bloated webcam pic of her that you were planning to




// J_Daito // 06/29/2017
What is that in her hand... is that supposed to be a moon stick?
SpeedRcr_X 06/29/2017
That uhh, that thing on top looks more like a heavily jaundiced ladypart
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
ARTEMIS WHY DID YOU POST IT ANYWAY NOW SHE'LL SEE
=/\catablanca/\= 06/29/2017
Aww come on she's not lurking
PoundMYMochi 06/29/2017
I SAW IT
C'est_La_V 06/29/2017
K[BLEEP]O!







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