Suburban Senshi Entry #2086 - “Reboot 6: Family Dynamics”
#2086 “Reboot 6: Family Dynamics”
// J_Daito //
Wait is that the American Exchange Student
She's perpetually 16, don't be a lolico-- oh god what am I saying. Don't you have a second child now?
// J_Daito //
Getting himself wet under a shower with all his clothes on is how he deals with his midlife crisis.
So we've got the self-drenching older lolicon who's macking after an ageless underaged alternate universe version of his wife, who is being competed over by his real wife and lusted over by his first daugther who has an Elektra complex....
...And who's wanted by a shapeshifting mythical wanna be gangsta rapper dream creature.
| March 17, 1997:
Ikuko was having fevered dreams about the 30th century, when Cooan attacked using Tayaan, determined to unleash Chaos throughout the universe. As the Senshi wrought unholy devastation after being spurned, Endymion appeared, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. The Moonlight Knight got relentlessly hit on by Rei. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden Star Gentle Uterus attack. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
"See! The Evil Dark General agrees with me!"
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty
and babysitting an
who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are
generally not me
having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.
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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~
Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the
various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems
So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world
happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~
The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale
computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the
god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.
Over the years there have been a lot
of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:
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