Suburban Senshi Entry #2081 - “Reboot 1”
#2081 “Reboot 1”
Dr_Xadium01/21/2017
So that miserable excuse of a text-based attempt convinced me we need to rework things. So I've moved us all to DISCORD
FireFly_901/21/2017
IRC, then iChat, then Facebook, then Twitter and now Discord. Ugh, why can't things just stay the same.
// J_Daito //01/21/2017
Well your love life has stayed the same for years, there's always that.
FireFly_901/21/2017
... The Eschaton is my lover, and now, as the saggy orange cheeto takes his place upon the throne of the world... soon, soon the dark embrace of my lover will be felt by all ♫
MurdeR_Grrl01/21/2017
And I thought *I* had issues...
Dr_Xadium01/21/2017
So once we're sure this all works, then We'll get to improving the site.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.01/21/2017
4 all da 2 peopel hoe stal read tit
Dr_Xadium01/21/2017
smacks you with a dictionary
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.01/21/2017
dat sit iz obsoleate
Gol_D_Lux01/21/2017
No the truth is you're just being a snot, you know full well that Standard English is still a thing in your day :P
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.01/21/2017
lyar
HRH Serenity III01/21/2017
The jig's up, past-me :P
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.01/21/2017
fak u gew bak 2 da futarrr futarrr
CherryBlossomStorm01/21/2017
LOL Busted by yourself
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.01/21/2017
..|... skankura
HRH Serenity III01/21/2017
I'm just... I'm so sorry.
Reverend_H01/21/2017
So wait there's future chibs and even more future chibs... but she ain't so "chibi" if you know what I mean, yo~
EmaSkye_LAPD01/21/2017
Can we not do this I just ate
Perfect101/21/2017
Snackoos are not a proper meal, Detective Ema Skye!
GERMATOID01/21/2017
SHE COULD ALWAYS HAVE SOME OF MY TASTY SEEDS OF DAIMON~
Charm_BUSTer01/21/2017
Darling the only person who should be getting your Daimon "seed" is me!
EmaSkye_LAPD01/21/2017
THIS IS REALLY too much information!
The Flame Lotus01/21/2017
As a mercy I will end this log







     


August 24, 1997: Makoto and Haruka were stuck in a devastated school, when Kunzite attacked using Biri Biri Rascal, determined to destroy the future. As the Senshi were knocked out, The Amazon Trio joined them, callously watching from the distance. Mamoru got mortified as his steel-tipped rose was crushed. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used a sudden powerup via the Holy Grail to win.
 


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"Someone should tell them disco is dead."
-- Sailor Saturn, on the fusion dance


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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