Suburban Senshi Chat #2058 - “Ths Curtain Opens on a new Act!”
#2058 “Ths Curtain Opens on a new Act!”

Doctor Xadium
@Dr_Xadium
So the New OP for SMC is out. You know what to do.
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11:25 AM - 26 Mar 2016
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Mar 26




So... in exchange for the vastly improved character designs and animation style the budget had to be cut from somewhere. Sailor Moon will not be wearing footwear this year.
Hino Rei   @Flame_Sniper · Mar 26




Ikuhara-san's wish is finally granted and Sailormoon has become Utena <_<
Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Mar 26
Wait why am I naked, and with Chibiusa-chan?!!?!
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Mar 26
ratings
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26
Ratings for who, the lolicon pedo set?
Dr. Mimi Hanyu  @UR_Dessert · Mar 26
Those who like boys' love
Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Mar 26
BOYS?!
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Mar 26
gaddmiti mai basat i bagger i usad da kistal 2 fax dat sit
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26
Also I object, Hotaru has a complexion in that pic and we all know she's a bloodless Ghoul
Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Mar 26
I will kill you.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26




Step aside Roman Reigns, here is the true "mild smugness" :D
Kaioh Michiru  @Mdm_Maestro · Mar 26
...
Kaioh Michiru  @Mdm_Maestro · Mar 26




The camera is over *here*, dear.
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Mar 26




Dishonored 134340 thinks only of Murder
Reverend H. Elios  @Reverend_H · Mar 26




Dat Goth no Senshi ass~
Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Mar 26




Why are you looking up my skirt :/
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26




Oh man looks like Neko-chan finally figured out the proper use of the Moon Stick
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Mar 26




Nice to see the PGSM flatulence powered flight meme is still in full effect
SOUICHI TOMOE  @GERMATOID · Mar 26




YOU KNOW HOW IN HER HENSHIN SEQUENCES AMI-KUNALWAYS ENDS IT WITH HER LEGS AWKWARDLY CROSSED LOOKING LIKE SHE HAS TO PEE? WELL SHE FINALLY LET IT OUT AND IN THE PROCESS DISCOVERED THE POWER OF FLIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26




Props to Rei-chan for setting her farts on fire to get her flight. I dunno what Mako-chan's leaking.
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Mar 26
Well remember from that nagle she can see up Mizuno's skirt so...
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Mar 26
EWW YOU GUYS SUCK
Kino Makoto  @IrnChef_Jovian · Mar 26
<_<
Mizuno Ami  @Mizunomics01 · Mar 26
...
Artemis D. Cat  @cata_blanca · Mar 26




Wow Mina is actually s[BLEEP]tting stars, I guess Xadium's opinion of her finally crossed the ocean <_<
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Mar 26
*whaps Artemis* IT'S JUST MY STAR POWER
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26




I SILENTLY JUDGE YOU ALL
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Mar 26




Yeah she's not planning anything sinster at all.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26




REDRUM! RED RUM!
Meiou Setsuna  @Setsy_Meioh · Mar 26
:3
Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Mar 26
<_<;
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26




Man Chibi IS PISSED
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Mar 26
of korse im passed wat da fack i finali gat 2 b a sanshi an u fackers sho pu an stele mai spitlite ov curse i went 2 kak al ur facking assaez dis sahuld b mai shew im da saler moan nat u fraking owtar sanshi ho did shat 2 hald wen i wuz gatting hanted bai deth fantom n has peepel!!111
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Mar 26
That's because we wanted him to successufully execute the Sporehunt :P
'Chibi' Tsukino Usagi  @SugaBB_2999 · Mar 26
biches i wall gat u 4 dat







     


September 19, 2002: Grandpa Hino was impressed to find out that the new idols in town go to Juuban High, when Zoicite attacked using the Hyper Tellun, determined to seduce Mamoru. As the Senshi dodged attack after attack, Sailor Saturn appeared, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. The Moonlight Knight got rendered amnesiac. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden turn towards and ethical lifestyle by the Villain. Sailor Moon used an appeal for everyone's power to win.
 


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