Suburban Senshi Chat #2042 - “Haruka's Production Diary SMC #13”
#2042 “Haruka's Production Diary SMC #13”

Ten'ou Haruka
@SpeedRcrX
So It's time to share how badly Sailor Moon Crystal violated our good names this week





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1:51 PM - 3 Jan 2015
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Jan 3
...Judging by those faces everyone really got f[BLEEP]ked.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Well as you can see here serenity was clearly stoned out of her goddamn mind (and sounded like a chain smoker, too)





Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Jan 3
Her eyes aren't even pointing towards Luna.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Yeah things got so bad on the set Luna just straight up asked Artemis to pleasure her so she could deal with the pain.





Artemis D. Cat  @cata_blanca · Jan 3
Why do these knockoff doubles get more action than me <_<
Luna Ruxpin  @CatsMeow · Jan 3
Because Teddy Ruxpin is 10 times the man you are, Artemis!
Artemis D. Cat  @cata_blanca · Jan 3
HE'S MADE OF FELT
Luna Ruxpin  @CatsMeow · Jan 3
And thanks to a drunken accident with the Ginzuishou, so am I :P
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Yeah the drugs were flowing so hot on the set Ami's actress didn't even know where to look for her scene...





Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Jan 3
plus that ad for Crystal Viagra...
Reverend H. Elios  @Reverend_H · Jan 3
Do you need to please your lady, yo? Then get some Legendary Silver Crystal Viagra, yo, it'll make you big~
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Jan 3
So big
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Then they started an impromptu rave and were so out of it they didn't even realize they had no glowsticks





Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Rei was just smashed out of her gourd





Meiou Setsuna  @Setsy_Meioh · Jan 3
That is my everyday.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Then there was a hugeass catfight that made the girls look like they went 10 rounds with Chris Brown





Tomoe Hotaru  @FireFly_9 · Jan 3
They're going to need some Dental work...
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Bt this time they were in the middle of like the 50th reshoot for the Blu Ray and Luna needed potty something fierce





Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
(she didn't make it in time)
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Back on set Ami was STILL looking the f[BLEEP]king wrong way





Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Jan 3
Most useless senshi of them all.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Then when it was almost time to wrap the LSD kicked in





SOUICHI TOMOE  @GERMATOID · Jan 3
BEHOLD, SHINJI! IT IS THE 14TH ANGEL... DORKIEL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
And the actress playing Serenity just had had enough, and got liquored up for her last scene of the night





Kaioh Michiru  @Mdm_Maestro · Jan 3
You mean the scene where, despite the OP song proudly proclaiming women can handle matters on their own, she is forced to rely on Endymion's support once again in order to be competent in battle?
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
That's the one.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
And finally, in the last shot, some dumbass threw a doily over the camera.





Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
By that time no f[BLEEP]ks were given and production wrapped on #13
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Jan 3
I think our legacy's safe... at least when TOEI ripped us off the first time, they did a good job!!
Franziska von Karma  @Perfect1 · Jan 3
Given the sub-par production of this remake, do you all still want your royalties?
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Jan 3
Hell yeah it'll at least keep me in Duff / Yebisu for a week







     


<=^catablanca^=> My god... he's wearign that lingerie AND he's tied up Son Gohan...

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