Suburban Senshi Chat #2038 - “Whatever Happened to the Suburban Senshi? Part IX (seriously)”
#2038 “Whatever Happened to the Suburban Senshi? Part IX (seriously)”

Doctor Xadium
So after five years the final unfinished Suburban Senshi fic, "Whatever Happened to the Suburban Senshi" will get its long-awaited conclusion. Part 9 is here. #whateverhappened
2:11 PM - 26 Dec 2014
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Dec 26
Why does it matter I know what happens :P Also this is all about the new people :P
Paisley Pythia Peinforte  @Rule34Rocks · Dec 26
Don't be jealous because we crossed universes to get your fat out of the fire, Haruka.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Dec 26
It's not my fault the f[BLEEP]king starship got knocked into the f[BLEEP]king sun.
Tony Stark  @OG_Iron_Man · Dec 26
Don't be so goddamn profane, Haruka.
Jay Daito  @J_Daito · Dec 26
Some people get delayed due to traffic jams. We get delayed due to getting knocked into stars.
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Dec 26
Ne, is the final part coming out this year :P
Doctor Xadium  @Dr_Xadium · Dec 26
Yes. And it's no so much about just the new people as it is a love letter to the chatbox peeps who have been with us for the past decade. :P
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Dec 26
And the new people. Where is my magnificent self.
Doctor Xadium  @Dr_Xadium · Dec 26
If you keep it up, on the crapper in the starship trying to take a s[BLEEP]t in Zero Gravity.
Ten'ou Haruka  @SpeedRcrX · Dec 26
...Surprisingly, this has happened to me.
Aino Minako  @Cest_La_V · Dec 26
I don't think anyone's surprised, Haruka-san.


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