#202: “Hell hath frozen over... and we're goin ICE Fishing”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= OMG WTF!!! =-'
<// J_Daito //> I just heard the most... annoying news
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
<// J_Daito //> Sailor... Moon...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah?
<// J_Daito //> She's getting a new show...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<// J_Daito //> And sadly, it's not some exploitative, reality-based humiliation show on FOX...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I know how much you want her to feel the pain
<// J_Daito //> She ing ran me over with a PLANE, man...
<// J_Daito //> ran me over with a *plane*
<// J_Daito //> ing miniskirted terrorist
<FireFly_9> Oh yes, and your attempting to kill her, Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury at the time had nothing to do with that, I suppose?
<// J_Daito //> Hey, Hotaru-CHAN, I was a serving member of the Dark Military! I had a job to do! A JOB!
<FireFly_9> And I suppose you were just following orders...
<// J_Daito //> Oh YES... YES I was... and I did so LOVE those orders... CRUSHING that odango-head
<// J_Daito //> would give me NO end of JOY!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno wat U meen sumtimes I want 3 kik her as 2
<// J_Daito //> Begone, Spore!
<// J_Daito //> I suppose you;ll be in that benighted television show as well!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can't wait! It's been a while since I was on TV!
<// J_Daito //> Ten'ou....
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
<// J_Daito //> This show will be *live action*.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're ing me
<// J_Daito //> I wish
<// J_Daito //> http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/article.php?id=3713
<GERMATOID> HOLY !
<FireFly_9> Papa! Language!
<GERMATOID> THIS IS INSANE, DEAR!
<FireFly_9> Well, true.
<GERMATOID> SOME IDIOT AT FINALLY SNAPPED AFTER SEEING THE SABAN TRAILER ONE TOO MANY TIMES
<GERMATOID> AND THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA!
<FireFly_9> That thought sends chills down my spine.
<GERMATOID> WHAT SPINE?! THIS TIME THEY'LL CAST YOU AS THE CRIPPLE!
<FireFly_9> Those fools had better tread carefully.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Guys, aren't we forgetting that there could be an off chance that this will be really, really COOL?
<// J_Daito //> No
<FireFly_9> No.
<GERMATOID> NO
<Mdm_Maestro> Perhaps
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O-Ho... little miss elite makes her appearance at long last!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I suppose it took an event of this magnitude to get you back on the internet!
<Mdm_Maestro> I have little time for your childish games. But I do think
<Mdm_Maestro> that if Naoko-sensei approves of this, it will be good. She did, after all, have the taste to include *me*
<Mdm_Maestro> in Sailormoon
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Only as a foil for my badass self
<Mdm_Maestro> Silence, you!
<Mdm_Maestro> You know that's not true!
* J_Daito snickers
<Mdm_Maestro> What are you laughing at, O weakest of the Dark Generals!?
<// J_Daito //> No, that would have been Flourite.
<Mdm_Maestro> Who?
<// J_Daito //> neevermind.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, this show
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This show could be like... like... SeraMyu with CGI blood and explosions and and
<FireFly_9> And they'll recast us all with vapid A/V video reject idols and cause us to look foolish.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Have you no FAITH?
<FireFly_9> Frankly, no.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look at it this way... your autograph will go for a lot more on eBay...
<FireFly_9> You... you've been selling your autographs?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, it's a SWEET deal! You just scribble yer name on a piece of paper and all of a sudden it's super valuable!
<// J_Daito //> It must be a painful burden, being so famous
<Mdm_Maestro> Didn't Hino Rei make you famous when she burnt you to a crisp?
<// J_Daito //> That incident was totally apocryphal
<// J_Daito //> Totally
<GERMATOID> I WONDER IF I'LL BE IN THE SHOW... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> UR not phtogenereic enuf
<GERMATOID> WHO ASKED YOU, SQUIRT?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U laff now but i bet U i;ll B da only 1 who getz 2B on da sho
<// J_Daito //> As what, the first ever televised sterility treatment?
<// J_Daito //> God, in the muscials there are two of her...
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> cuz im 2ice as nice and da supah elite of da sweet!
<// J_Daito //> Well you do look like the result of a freak experiment involving cotton candy and a "Betty Bedwetter" Doll
<GERMATOID> I MADE A DAIMON LIKE THAT ONCE
<GERMATOID> IT USED SAILOR URANUS' LEG TO MARK ITS TERRITORY
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't remind me
<FireFly_9> I see no way this show
<FireFly_9> can live up to the potential of the anime.
<GERMATOID> WELL LOOK
<GERMATOID> THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING NOW, IT'LL PROBABLY BE A 12 EPISODE DORAMA TYPE THING
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like GTO?
<GERMATOID> PROBABLY.
<FireFly_9> Which would hopefully leave little time for incessant monster of the day attacks.
<// J_Daito //> Hotaru... have you ever SEEN Power Rangers?
<FireFly_9> No... I've seen Chodenshi Bioman, Go Go Five and Gaorangers, though.
<// J_Daito //> So... you _have_ seen Power Rangers
* FireFly_9 nods in shame
<// J_Daito //> Well Takeuchi always wanted to do a sentai thing
<// J_Daito //> maybe now she gets her wish
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I WISH...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> that They'd revive the anime
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I could get royalty checks
<// J_Daito //> I bet SW Lucky does too.
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ] =-- nearly chokes on her food laughing
<FireFly_9> Ye gods... the mighty Sailor Uranus nearly done in by a badly-timed joke.
<// J_Daito //> ... you realize this means all I had to do to kill that fool Sailor Moon was wait till she was eating like a pig and then tell a joke...
<GERMATOID> THE KEY TO ULTIMATE VICTORY, MY FRIEND.
<// J_Daito //> Sheesh
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno a jok
<// J_Daito //> You ARE a *joke*, runt
<// J_Daito //> A joke on the concept of evolution through genetics
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ack U
<// J_Daito //> hahahah
<// J_Daito //> what was that?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FACK U
<// J_Daito //> Oh I'm so scared
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U shuld B, beotch
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i rool U
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im princes of da wurld!
<// J_Daito //> No wonder they're making a new show
<// J_Daito //> The senshi want to ge the hell away from HER!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU betch... if my frend ikuhana takes over, hes gona mak me da star agin
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ! That's why we DON'T HAVE an ANIME right NOW!! That damned SuperS
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> haha UR just jelos cuz i gots a whole yeer n u didnt
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Idiot
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That whole yeasr I was cruising around Japan wit my WOMAN
<Mdm_Maestro> The flashbacks still haunt me to this day
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's that supposed to--
<Mdm_Maestro> FACE IT, HARUKA, YOU CAN'T DRIVE!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fifty racing trophies say otherwise...
<Mdm_Maestro> I'M TALKING ABOUT ON REGULAR ROADS WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!!
<// J_Daito //> Ooh... I sense a little hostility brewing
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> At least I have a SENSIBLE hobby, not messing arounf all day with my paint by number set and my FIDDLE like SOME PEOPLE!
<Mdm_Maestro> I'm an ARTIST!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're the elite version of a HIPPIE! A 1960's HIPPIE! Just with snooiter table manners and proper HYGEINE!
<Mdm_Maestro> Why, you--
<FireFly_9> Now, now... can't we all just calm down?
<Mdm_Maestro> YOU BE QUIET, INTERLOPER!
<FireFly_9> Inter.. loper?
<Mdm_Maestro> DO you know how much BAD NAME we've gotten because of YOU? Everyone think's we're amoral MONSTERS because of you!
<FireFly_9> Oh, you mean that whole 'killing thing' where I became your personal pet target?
<Mdm_Maestro> STOP MISCONTEXTUALIZING!
<FireFly_9> PARDON ME?!
<FireFly_9> YOU TRIED TO KILL ME ON THIRTY-SEVEN SEPARATE OCCASIONS!
<Mdm_Maestro> DEATILS! MERE DETAILS!
<// J_Daito //> Ooh hoo... I think I'm going to get some popcorn, this looks good...
<GERMATOID> NO, WAIT! DON'T TURN ON THE MICROWAVE WHILE THE DIMENSIONAL PORTAL AND HOTARU'S LAMP COLLECTION ARE ON AT TTHE SAME TIME! THEY'RE ON THE SAME CIRC
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