Suburban Senshi Chat #2008 - “Budokai 2k14 Semi-Final 2: Franziska von Karma vs Ratchet Altair”
#2008 “Budokai 2k14 Semi-Final 2: Franziska von Karma vs Ratchet Altair”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

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[13:54] <[gTV]Red_Crow> and now it's time for the final Semi-final of the 41st Tenkai-ichi Budokai: Reigning and Defending two-time Champion Franziska von Karma vs Ratchet Altair!
[13:55] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #budokai
[14:06] *** Ms. Altair [R_Altair@risingstarmedia.org] has joined #budokai
[14:08] * Ms. Altair spins a small throwing knife around her fingers
[14:08] * Franziska von Karma stretches her whip taut
[14:09] <Franziska von Karma> Are you prepared, Miss Ratchet Altair?
[14:09] <Ms. Altair> I am. You've made it impressively far, but this is where your streak ends.
[14:09] <Franziska von Karma> We shall see!
[14:10] * Franziska von Karma tosses a D20 high in the air at the same time as Ratchet
[14:10] <spiritflame> Franziska von Karma rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[14:10] <spiritflame> Ms. Altair rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[14:10] <Ms. Altair> Heh.
[14:10] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Ratchet has initiative!
[14:13] 7 [1500 HP / 1473 MP] Ms. Altair easily flicks five knives at Franziska's wrists and achille's tendons (-27 MP +7 SP)
[14:13] 0 [1500 HP / 1501 MP] Franziska von Karma has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[14:13] * Franziska von Karma SWIPES her whips sideways and DEFLECTS the blades back.
[14:13] 15 [1452 HP / 1487 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (48 damage +8 SP)
[14:14] * Ms. Altair is struck by her own blades and staggers back, bleeding ><
[14:15] 5 [1500 HP / 1496 MP] Franziska von Karma SMASHES her whip into the ring violently, sending a tremor / shockwave across to Ratchet (-5 MP +5 SP)
[14:15] 15 [1452 HP / 1488 MP] Ms. Altair has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[14:15] * Ms. Altair quickly channels her spiirit power and SMASHES a fist into the ring just in front of the oncoming wave, rebounding the attack!
[14:16] 10 [1465 HP / 1503 MP] Franziska von Karma has been EVISCERATED!! (35 damage +5 SP)
[14:16] * Franziska von Karma is knocked backwards by the blast, skidding back a few feet.
[14:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> They're both giving as good as they get!
[14:17] 22 [1452 HP / 1451 MP] Ms. Altair rubs her nose and flicks another blade at Fransiska's whip hand (-37 MP +7 SP)
[14:17] 29 [1433 HP / 1508 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (32 damage +19 SP)
[14:18] * Franziska von Karma drops her whip, bleeding from the hand, dropping to one knee in pain, involuntarily
[14:18] 30 [1452 HP / 1437 MP] Ms. Altair runs in, rapidly closing the gap, spinning at the last second and kicking Franziska in the side of the head (-14 MP +8 SP)
[14:18] 35 [1405 HP / 1517 MP] Franziska von Karma has been EVISCERATED!! (28 damage +6 SP)
[14:19] * Franziska von Karma is SMASHED sideways into the ground, concrete tiles splitting under the impact
[14:20] 40 [1405 HP / 1503 MP] Franziska von Karma kicks upwards as she falls, aiming to hit Altair in the chin with her sharp heels (-14 MP +5 SP)
[14:20] 30 [1452 HP / 1439 MP] Ms. Altair has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[14:20] * Ms. Altair leans out of the way just in time
[14:20] 35 [1452 HP / 1408 MP] Ms. Altair KICKS Franziska in the side "Stay down!" (-31 MP +5 SP)
[14:20] 48 [1359 HP / 1514 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (46 damage +8 SP)
[14:21] * Franziska von Karma drops to the ground again, sliding sideways, trailing a little blood from her hand. She forces her whip hand into a fist
[14:21] 54 [1359 HP / 1493 MP] Franziska von Karma SPRINGS up and PUNCHES Ratchet in the solar plexus (-21 MP +6 SP)
[14:21] 40 [1445 HP / 1409 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +5 SP)
[14:21] * Ms. Altair twists slightly and catches her hand
[14:22] <Ms. Altair> Not gonna work, Franziska.
[14:22] 9 [1445 HP / 909 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ms. Altair TWISTS her hand back violently, aiming to snap the wrist (-500 MP -31 SP)
[14:22] 89 [871 HP / 1516 MP ] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (488 damage +35 SP)
[14:22] * Franziska von Karma CRIES OUT as her wrist SNAPS
[14:23] * Franziska von Karma grits her teeth, the pain is unimaginable
[14:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> JESUS this is brutal!
[14:23] <Ms. Altair> Looks like you won't be using that whip again anytime soon~ ♫
[14:24] 17 [1445 HP / 894 MP] Ms. Altair UPPERCUTS Franziska (-15 MP +8 SP)
[14:24] 109 [823 HP / 1566 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (48 damage +20 SP)
[14:24] * Franziska von Karma goes sailing into the air, blacking out
[14:25] 24 [1445 HP / 860 MP] Ms. Altair LEAPS up as Franzy falls back to earth, PUNCHING her in the stomach again (-34 MP +7 SP)
[14:25] 109 [823 HP / 1575 MP] Franziska von Karma has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[14:25] * Franziska von Karma snaps out of it, using her good hand to bat the punch away and then HEADBUTTING Altair
[14:25] 41 [1397 HP / 887 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (48 damage +17 SP)
[14:26] * Ms. Altair is KNOCKED SENSELESS @_@
[14:26] * Franziska von Karma pulls off her cravat and uses it to wrap up her broken wrist
[14:27] <Franziska von Karma> Don't think I am useless without my whip.
[14:28] 0 [823 HP / 1475 MP] Franziska von Karma quickly hefts Ratchet with one hand and KNEES her in the abdomen with enough force to make a thunderclap, unleashing a 123 hit ULTRA COMBO! (-100 MP -109 SP) [ /sell 8]
[14:29] 57 [1077 HP / 921 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 8 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (320 damage +16 SP)
[14:30] * Ms. Altair coughs up blood and goes limp
[14:30] 8 [823 HP / 1437 MP] Franziska von Karma SMASHES her into the ring one-handed with full force (-38 MP +8 SP)
[14:30] 63 [1042 HP / 926 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (35 damage +6 SP)
[14:31] * Ms. Altair makes a crater on impact
[14:32] 16 [823 HP / 1429 MP] Franziska von Karma still has one move and lifts Ratchet up, SMASHING her down again (-8 MP +8 SP)
[14:32] 81 [998 HP / 954 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (44 damage +18 SP)
[14:33] * Ms. Altair SMASHES into the ground again, the crater widening, both combatants sinking into it
[14:33] 24 [823 HP / 1399 MP] Franziska von Karma Returns the savage kick to her side from earlier (-30 MP +8 SP)
[14:33] 87 [992 HP / 963 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +6 SP)
[14:33] * Ms. Altair GRABS Franziska's leg
[14:33] <Ms. Altair> Not... this... time...
[14:34] 0 [992 HP / 863 MP] Ms. Altair FLIPS Franziska over, RAMMING her head into the crater's edge, unleashing a 37 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -87 SP) [ /sell 4]
[14:34] 24 [823 HP / 1405 MP] Franziska von Karma has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 4 ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[14:35] * Franziska von Karma grunts and FORCES Ratchet up with just her leg muscles, reversing the move in mid air and SLAMMING Ratchet to the concrete rim instead
[14:35] 7 [809 HP / 880 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (x 4 Hits) (176 damage +7 SP)
[14:36] * Ms. Altair is BATTERED against the crater rim, which explodes into a shower of concrete
[14:37] * Ms. Altair looks up, vision unfocused
[14:37] 29 [823 HP / 1367 MP] Franziska von Karma delivers a BRUTAL right cross to Ratchet's head with a resonating thunderclap (-38 MP +5 SP)
[14:38] 20 [771 HP / 901 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (38 damage +13 SP)
[14:38] * Ms. Altair 's head jerks to the side and she blacks out
[14:39] 36 [823 HP / 1358 MP] Franziska von Karma FLIPS Altair overhead with her arm and WHAMS her back into the center of the crater, which deepens even more (-9 MP +7 SP)
[14:40] 25 [756 HP / 923 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (15 damage +5 SP)
[14:40] * Ms. Altair is EMBEDDED in the crater
[14:40] 32 [756 HP / 903 MP] Ms. Altair retaliates with a volley of small, sharp knives like Exacto™ blades (-20 MP +7 SP)
[14:41] 42 [818 HP / 1368 MP] Franziska von Karma has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +6 SP)
[14:41] * Franziska von Karma raises her forearm and just takes the blades
[14:41] * Franziska von Karma hops into the crater, landing in front of Ratchet
[14:42] 11 [818 HP / 868 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma PUNCHES her in the stomach, and as she doubles over, HEADBUTTS her (-500 MP -31 SP)
[14:42] 62 [543 HP / 940 MP ] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (213 damage +30 SP)
[14:43] * Ms. Altair doubles over in time to get smashed senseless
[14:44] 17 [818 HP / 867 MP] Franziska von Karma one-handedly flips Ratchet overhead again, RAMMING her helpless body into the crater wall (-1 MP +6 SP)
[14:44] 67 [486 HP / 954 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (57 damage +5 SP)
[14:45] 0 [486 HP / 854 MP] Ms. Altair fans five knives hetween her fingers and just PUNCHES Franziska in the gut, driving them in , unleashing a 47 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -67 SP) [ /sell 6]
[14:46] 29 [686 HP / 902 MP] Franziska von Karma has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 6 Hits) (132 damage +12 SP)
[14:46] * Franziska von Karma doubles over in shock, spitting up blood
[14:46] 34 [686 HP / 890 MP] Franziska von Karma swings a disoriented punch to the side of Altair's head (-12 MP +5 SP)
[14:47] 7 [464 HP / 859 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (22 damage +7 SP)
[14:47] * Ms. Altair is buffeted sideways, disengaging
[14:49] * Franziska von Karma staggers back, quickly considering her options
[14:50] 40 [686 HP / 864 MP] Franziska von Karma punches Ratchet in the face again with her good hand (-26 MP +6 SP)
[14:50] 15 [444 HP / 882 MP] Ms. Altair has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (20 damage +8 SP)
[14:51] 23 [444 HP / 846 MP] Ms. Altair is rocked by the punch and swings back wildly, a slashing blade in her hand (-36 MP +8 SP)
[14:51] 45 [655 HP / 880 MP] Franziska von Karma has been EVISCERATED!! (31 damage +5 SP)
[14:51] * Franziska von Karma is slashed in the shoulder, blood spraying
[14:52] 50 [655 HP / 876 MP] Franziska von Karma ducks low and stumbles forward, TACKLING her into the crater wall (-4 MP +5 SP)
[14:52] 30 [409 HP / 865 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (35 damage +7 SP)
[14:52] * Ms. Altair SLAMS back into it , out of breath, she needs to get out of these close quarters
[14:53] 37 [409 HP / 862 MP] Ms. Altair jumps up to clamber out of the crater, kicking franziska in the head on the way out (-3 MP +7 SP)
[14:53] 68 [607 HP / 921 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (48 damage +18 SP)
[14:53] * Franziska von Karma is knocked backwards hard, hitting her head and blacking out once more
[14:54] 0 [409 HP / 762 MP] Ms. Altair leaps up into the air fanning out ten blades between her fingers and raining them down on franziska , unleashing a 22 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -37 SP) [ /sell 3]
[14:54] 73 [526 HP / 939 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (81 damage +5 SP)
[14:55] * Franziska von Karma is peppered with blades in her arms, legs and torso
[14:55] * Franziska von Karma forces herself to climb out of the crater slowly, blood streaming everywhere...
[14:56] * Franziska von Karma presses her good fist to the ground, half-kneeling...forcing herself to her feet...
[14:56] 81 [526 HP / 917 MP] Franziska von Karma pulls out a knife blade from her stomach and hurls it back at Altair, putting all her force into it (-22 MP +8 SP)
[14:56] 5 [392 HP / 776 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (17 damage +5 SP)
[14:57] * Ms. Altair takes it in the shoulder and is knocked backwards...
[14:57] 12 [392 HP / 768 MP] Ms. Altair retaliates with another blade to Franziska's good shoulder (-8 MP +7 SP)
[14:57] 89 [515 HP / 923 MP] Franziska von Karma has been EVISCERATED!! (11 damage +8 SP)
[14:58] * Franziska von Karma is knocked backwards by the heavy impact of the knife in her shoulder, but shuffles her feet and somehow maintains a vertical stance.
[14:59] 94 [515 HP / 907 MP] Franziska von Karma runs forward, SPRINGING into the air, leaping over the crater in the center of the ring, and DROPKICKING Ratchet in the head (-16 MP +5 SP)
[14:59] 19 [363 HP / 785 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (29 damage +7 SP)
[14:59] * Ms. Altair goes flying back, dangerously to the edge of the ring
[14:59] 27 [363 HP / 748 MP] Ms. Altair retaliates with a roundhouse kick to Franziska's head (-37 MP +8 SP)
[14:59] 101 [510 HP / 909 MP] Franziska von Karma has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +7 SP)
[15:00] * Franziska von Karma brings up her good arm and blocks it with the sound of a thunderclap, then quickly grabs Ratchet's leg
[15:01] 70 [510 HP / 409 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma JERKS the leg sideways to sprain it (-500 MP -31 SP)
[15:01] 34 [212 HP / 754 MP ] Ms. Altair has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (151 damage +7 SP)
[15:01] * Ms. Altair SCREAMS as her leg is wrenched...
[15:02] * Ms. Altair has to conserve her power... but she also has to bring down this gap in power...
[15:02] 3 [212 HP / 254 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ms. Altair whips out another knife and hurls it at Franzy's good hand (-500 MP -31 SP)
[15:03] 90 [287 HP / 453 MP ] Franziska von Karma has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (223 damage +20 SP)
[15:03] * Franziska von Karma 's other hand is severely hurt
[15:04] * Franziska von Karma forces herself to not scream in pain
[15:04] * Franziska von Karma will have just one shot at this
[15:04] 0 [287 HP / 353 MP] Franziska von Karma ducks LOW and TACKLES Ratchet, aiming to knock her right out of the ring, unleashing a 32 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -90 SP) [ /sell 6]
[15:04] 8 [104 HP / 269 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (x 6 Hits) (108 damage +5 SP)
[15:05] * Ms. Altair is KNOCKED down and dragged almost out of the ring, but her head doesn't quite touch the grass outside the ring...
[15:05] 16 [104 HP / 263 MP] Ms. Altair kicks franziska off (-6 MP +8 SP)
[15:05] 7 [250 HP / 371 MP] Franziska von Karma has been EVISCERATED!! (37 damage +7 SP)
[15:06] * Franziska von Karma is knocked back, and tumbles to the ground, instinctively reaching out to stop her fall with her good and and GOTT THE PAIN
[15:06] * Franziska von Karma SCREAMS and forces herself to push herself upright
[15:06] <Ms. Altair> no whip... no hands... now what...
[15:07] * Ms. Altair pants, bleeding from the shoulder, stomach cramping, barely able to stand on one leg...
[15:08] * Franziska von Karma locks gazes with her, bleeding from her shoulder, her hands, her legs...
[15:08] <Franziska von Karma> I.. still... stand.
[15:09] * Franziska von Karma kicks off one of her high-heeled shoes and then KICKS it at Ratchet's head
[15:09] 15 [250 HP / 350 MP] Franziska von Karma ^ (-21 MP +8 SP)
[15:10] 23 [58 HP / 283 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (46 damage +7 SP)
[15:10] * Ms. Altair takes a shoe to the head and staggers back? @_@
[15:10] 28 [58 HP / 281 MP] Ms. Altair instinctively retaliates with a knife to Franzy's foot (-2 MP +5 SP)
[15:10] 15 [250 HP / 351 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[15:11] * Franziska von Karma quickly sidesteps and in one fluid motion...
[15:11] 20 [250 HP / 321 MP] Franziska von Karma kicks the knife back to ratchet's hand (-30 MP +5 SP)
[15:11] 34 [52 HP / 291 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +6 SP)
[15:11] * Ms. Altair SMACKS the knife down
[15:12] <Ms. Altair> This match... is over...
[15:12] 0 [52 HP / 191 MP] Ms. Altair unleashes one last volley of blades at franziska, unleashing a 8 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -34 SP) [ /sell 2]
[15:12] 26 [230 HP / 328 MP] Franziska von Karma has been SLAMMED BACK!! (x 2 Hits) (20 damage +6 SP)
[15:13] * Franziska von Karma is knocked off her feet, more blades sticking out of her, making her for all the world like a porcupine.
[15:13] * Franziska von Karma spits out some blood
[15:13] * Franziska von Karma jams her wrapped hand into the ground, biting back the pain and again, slowly swaying to her feet
[15:14] <Franziska von Karma> You're right. It is.
[15:14] 34 [230 HP / 309 MP] Franziska von Karma TACKLES Altair again, aiming to send them both flying out of the ring (-19 MP +8 SP)
[15:14] 8 [35 HP / 202 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (17 damage +8 SP)
[15:15] * Ms. Altair is pushed to the very edge again, her long blonde hair unfurling over the edge of the ring, almost touching the grass...
[15:15] 15 [35 HP / 187 MP] Ms. Altair DESPERATELY pushes Franziska off again (-15 MP +7 SP)
[15:15] 46 [199 HP / 351 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (31 damage +12 SP)
[15:16] * Franziska von Karma is SMASHED backwards and lies there, almost at her limit...
[15:16] <Franziska von Karma> damn...
[15:16] 21 [35 HP / 175 MP] Ms. Altair does a flying elbowdrop to Franziska's stomach (-12 MP +6 SP)
[15:16] 46 [199 HP / 354 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[15:17] * Franziska von Karma rolls out of the way... onto blades... doing herself more damage...
[15:17] * Franziska von Karma curses under her breath
[15:18] * Franziska von Karma nips up and staggers forward...
[15:18] 0 [199 HP / 254 MP] Franziska von Karma using the last of her momentum to knock altair out of the ring, unleashing a 4 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -46 SP) [ /sell 2]
[15:18] 34 [-55 HP / 207 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 2 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (90 damage +13 SP)
[15:18] Ms. Altair has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[15:19] * Ms. Altair finally can't hold it back any more and goes sailing to grass with Franziska, hitting the ground first.
[15:19] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And Ratchet Altair is OUT OF BOUNDS!
[15:20] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It was a match that saw the defending champion pushed to her very limits of endurance!
[15:20] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Yes! but without her whip...or her hands, she still managed to pull through!
[15:21] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Ms. von Karma advances to the Budokai finals for the third time in three years! But can she defeat the "Sneaky Future Girl", Sakura Xadium Aino, who is fighting her last-ever match and claim a threepeat!?
[15:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Tune in next time to find out!







     


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