Suburban Senshi Chat #2006 - “Budokai 2k14: Quarterfinal: Gemini Sunrise vs Ratchet Altair”
#2006 “Budokai 2k14: Quarterfinal: Gemini Sunrise vs Ratchet Altair”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[07:51] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #budokai
[07:51] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai

[07:51] <+Luna-P> y0 @Texas_Samurai
[07:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Texas_Samurai has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Texas_Samurai has HP level of 1000!
[07:51] *** Ms. Altair [R_Altair@risingstarmedia.org] has joined #budokai
[07:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Ms. Altair has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Ms. Altair has HP level of 1000!
[07:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And now it's a fight deep with its roots in history, Gemini Sunrise versus her old unit commander, Ratchet Altair!
[08:05] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> The master of the sword versus the master of knives! Two ladies from the 30s with enormous spirit power!
[08:11] <spiritflame> @Texas_Samurai rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[08:11] <spiritflame> Ms. Altair rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[08:11] * @Texas_Samurai grins
[08:12] <[gTV]Red_Crow> and it looks like the Cowgirl Samurai's got all the luck!
[08:12] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> poor Ratchet-san can never get a break~
[08:13] <@Texas_Samurai> Ready, Ratchet~?
[08:13] * Ms. Altair smirks "I won't go easy on you, Gemini!"
[08:16] <@Texas_Samurai> Good!
[08:17] 8 [1000 HP / 975 MP] Texas_Samurai ducks and runs towards Ratchet quickly, lashin' out with th' flat of her blade, whippin'' her in th' side! (-25 MP +8 SP)
[08:17] 7 [994 HP / 1005 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +7 SP)
[08:17] * Ms. Altair fans out two knives and blocks the strike
[08:18] <Ms. Altair> Sorry, Gemini, but it won't be that easy~
[08:20] 13 [994 HP / 1000 MP] Ms. Altair forces Gemini's blade upwards and headbutts her! (-5 MP +6 SP)
[08:20] 14 [994 HP / 976 MP] Texas_Samurai has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +6 SP)
[08:21] * @Texas_Samurai HEADBUTTS back n' she's got a thick noggin!
[08:21] <Ms. Altair> GRAAGHH
[08:21] <@Texas_Samurai> Sorry, darlin' XD
[08:22] 22 [994 HP / 964 MP] Texas_Samurai kicks Ratchet back hard (-12 MP +8 SP)
[08:22] 25 [967 HP / 1027 MP] Ms. Altair has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (27 damage +12 SP)
[08:22] * Ms. Altair goes flying back, and WHAMS into a wall
[08:22] 30 [967 HP / 1023 MP] Ms. Altair lets fly a volley of gleaming kunai (-4 MP +5 SP)
[08:22] 22 [994 HP / 969 MP] Texas_Samurai has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:23] * @Texas_Samurai spins her blade n' knocks them all back at Ratchet!
[08:23] 40 [939 HP / 1041 MP] Ms. Altair has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (28 damage +10 SP)
[08:24] * Ms. Altair is hit with her own knives, her fine suit getting tears in the arms and legs, she's bleeding
[08:24] <Ms. Altair> Gnehhh...
[08:25] 29 [994 HP / 948 MP] Texas_Samurai SLAMS her sword downwards, using her ki to basically generate a huge air slash at Ratchet (-21 MP +7 SP)
[08:25] 49 [882 HP / 1046 MP] Ms. Altair has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (57 damage +9 SP)
[08:25] * Ms. Altair is knocked off her feet, tumbling head over heels
[08:29] 0 [882 HP / 946 MP] Ms. Altair sends out a glittering barrage of a dozen knives at Gemini in a corkscrew "Silver Storm!" , unleashing a 20 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -49 SP) [ /sell 2]
[08:29] 36 [966 HP / 953 MP] Texas_Samurai has been SLAMMED BACK!! (x 2 Hits) (28 damage +7 SP)
[08:29] * @Texas_Samurai gits blades stuck in her jacket n' yannigan bag, but luckily it's all leather so purty dang tough
[08:30] * Ms. Altair looks at this in shock, that was a weak hit ><
[08:30] <@Texas_Samurai> Lemme show ya how it's done~
[08:31] * @Texas_Samurai flips her sword n' SLICES th' air, channellin' her spirit power through it--
[08:31] 5 [966 HP / 453 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Texas_Samurai MIFUNE TYU KEMPO! TYRANT OF TEXAS! (-500 MP -31 SP)
[08:31] 9 [710 HP / 951 MP ] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (172 damage +9 SP)
[08:32] * Ms. Altair is SLAMMED with a tornado-like vortex of raw power, and flies to the edge of the ring before she uses two knives to dig into the tiles and hang on
[08:33] * Ms. Altair pushes herself back up to her feet
[08:33] 14 [710 HP / 924 MP] Ms. Altair sends a knife right to Gemini's sword hand (-27 MP +5 SP)
[08:33] 15 [943 HP / 517 MP] Texas_Samurai has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (23 damage +10 SP)
[08:33] <@Texas_Samurai> GRAAGHHH!!
[08:33] * @Texas_Samurai drops her swprd
[08:33] * @Texas_Samurai is wearin' thick leather gloves, so luckily it wasn't that bad of a hit
[08:34] * @Texas_Samurai shakes her hand n' picks up th' blade again
[08:34] 23 [943 HP / 491 MP] Texas_Samurai swings th' blade up and hits Ratchet with another air slash (-26 MP +8 SP)
[08:34] 20 [693 HP / 937 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (17 damage +6 SP)
[08:35] * Ms. Altair takes the hit to her side and skids back, but stays on her feet.
[08:35] 27 [693 HP / 911 MP] Ms. Altair rushes in suddenly and just HITS Gemini with a haymaker right cross! (-26 MP +7 SP)
[08:35] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Oh man, she's switched to fisticuffs!
[08:35] 23 [943 HP / 496 MP] Texas_Samurai has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[08:35] * @Texas_Samurai quickly eases off t' th' side
[08:36] <@Texas_Samurai> If it's a slobberknocker y'want~
[08:36] 29 [943 HP / 472 MP] Texas_Samurai sheathes her sword n' ELBOWS Ratchet hard in the back as she passes by (-24 MP +6 SP)
[08:36] 39 [667 HP / 923 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (26 damage +12 SP)
[08:36] * Ms. Altair eats tile, SLAMMING hard into the ground @_@
[08:37] 34 [943 HP / 449 MP] Texas_Samurai picks her up off th' ground n' BELTS her one with a left hook! (-23 MP +5 SP)
[08:37] 55 [624 HP / 969 MP] Ms. Altair has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (43 damage +16 SP)
[08:37] * Ms. Altair is wobbling like a rag doll @_@
[08:37] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> wow, don't pick a fistfight with a cowgirl
[08:38] 42 [943 HP / 445 MP] Texas_Samurai headbutts her fer good measure (-4 MP +8 SP)
[08:39] 62 [618 HP / 970 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +7 SP)
[08:39] * Ms. Altair headbutts back and blocks, in a reversal from before
[08:39] <Ms. Altair> OW >< WHAT IS YOUR HEAD MADE OF, LEAD?!
[08:40] 0 [618 HP / 870 MP] Ms. Altair KNEES her and links her fists, SMASHING Gemini in the back of the head on the way down , unleashing a 45 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -62 SP) [ /sell 6]
[08:40] 48 [679 HP / 457 MP] Texas_Samurai has been HIT!! (x 6 Hits) (264 damage +6 SP)
[08:40] * @Texas_Samurai SLAMS into the ground, the tile cracking under her
[08:40] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Wow, that was a massive hit! Ratchet's closing the gap fast!
[09:00] 56 [679 HP / 443 MP] Texas_Samurai quickly rolls over on her side, KICKIN' Ratchet in th' FACE (-14 MP +8 SP)
[09:01] 8 [568 HP / 871 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (50 damage +8 SP)
[09:01] * Ms. Altair is BLASTED straight up into the air ><
[09:01] 13 [568 HP / 837 MP] Ms. Altair throws down a rain of knives at Gemini (-34 MP +5 SP)
[09:01] 68 [623 HP / 462 MP] Texas_Samurai has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (56 damage +12 SP)
[09:02] * @Texas_Samurai raises her arms t'block an' gits lil' knives all stuck in her forearms ><
[09:02] 75 [623 HP / 446 MP] Texas_Samurai pulls 'em out an' tosses 'em in th' air, WHACKIN' 'em back at Ratchet with her sword! (-16 MP +7 SP)
[09:03] 18 [514 HP / 855 MP] Ms. Altair has been EVISCERATED!! (54 damage +5 SP)
[09:03] * Ms. Altair , still flying upwards, takes the knives in her stomach, luckily very lightly
[09:04] 25 [514 HP / 848 MP] Ms. Altair starts falling back towards Gemini, using her momentum to give her some leverage, KICKING her in the head (-7 MP +7 SP)
[09:04] 83 [591 HP / 452 MP] Texas_Samurai has been SLAMMED BACK!! (32 damage +8 SP)
[09:04] * @Texas_Samurai is HIT but stays standin, th' ring craterin' under her as she sinks into it
[09:04] 88 [591 HP / 433 MP] Texas_Samurai Throws off ratchet! (-19 MP +5 SP)
[09:04] 25 [514 HP / 850 MP] Ms. Altair has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:05] * Ms. Altair clings to her
[09:05] 30 [514 HP / 840 MP] Ms. Altair headbutts her again! (-10 MP +5 SP)
[09:05] 97 [564 HP / 502 MP] Texas_Samurai has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (27 damage +9 SP)
[09:05] * @Texas_Samurai sees stars for a sec n' wobbles
[09:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Ooh, did you hear that crack? *I* felt that one!
[09:07] 0 [564 HP / 402 MP] Texas_Samurai THROWS Ratchet off her into t' air n' swings her blade up, sendin' a massive blaze of firey ki up at Ratchet... MIFUNE RYO KEMPO.... RUMBLIN' WHEEEL!!!!, unleashing a 130 hit ULTRA COMBO! (-100 MP -97 SP) [ /sell 6]
[09:07] 30 [514 HP / 843 MP] Ms. Altair has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:07] * Ms. Altair twists out of the way JUST in the nick of time, her air getting singed
[09:07] <@Texas_Samurai> AWW COME ON!!
[09:07] * Ms. Altair grins
[09:08] <Ms. Altair> Don't lose your cool~
[09:08] 36 [514 HP / 810 MP] Ms. Altair rains down more knives on her (-33 MP +6 SP)
[09:08] 7 [532 HP / 419 MP] Texas_Samurai has been SLAMMED BACK!! (32 damage +7 SP)
[09:08] * @Texas_Samurai crashes into the ground, all cut up ><
[09:09] 0 [514 HP / 710 MP] Ms. Altair fans out five blades and SLAMS them into key acupuncture points to immobilize Gemini, unleashing a 13 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -36 SP) [ /sell 3]
[09:09] 13 [457 HP / 423 MP] Texas_Samurai has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (75 damage +6 SP)
[09:09] * @Texas_Samurai cries out, barely able t'wmove...
[09:12] 21 [457 HP / 423 MP] Texas_Samurai forces herself up... n' makes anotehr air slash (-0 MP +8 SP)
[09:13] 7 [499 HP / 715 MP] Ms. Altair has been HIT!! (15 damage +7 SP)
[09:13] * Ms. Altair is knocked sideway into the ring, shattering tiles as she bounces a bit and comes to a rolling stop
[09:14] 15 [499 HP / 691 MP] Ms. Altair whips out a tiny blade to knock out Gemini's tendon (-24 MP +8 SP)
[09:14] 21 [457 HP / 428 MP] Texas_Samurai has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:14] * @Texas_Samurai leaps over it quick ><
[09:14] 27 [457 HP / 391 MP] Texas_Samurai hits Ratchet with a flyin' elbow! (-37 MP +6 SP)
[09:14] 25 [449 HP / 743 MP] Ms. Altair has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage +10 SP)
[09:15] * Ms. Altair is driven into the ground
[09:15] 33 [449 HP / 712 MP] Ms. Altair holds onto a knife and slashes at Gemini's face (-31 MP +8 SP)
[09:15] 33 [438 HP / 393 MP] Texas_Samurai has been EVISCERATED!! (19 damage +6 SP)
[09:15] * @Texas_Samurai gets a nasty cut ><
[09:15] <@Texas_Samurai> DANG IT MAH FACE ><
[09:16] * @Texas_Samurai is startin' t' git angry...
[09:16] 39 [438 HP / 378 MP] Texas_Samurai grabs Ratchet's knife hand n' SLAMS it down, jammin' the hilt of her blade into it (-15 MP +6 SP)
[09:16] 38 [396 HP / 715 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (53 damage +5 SP)
[09:17] * Ms. Altair cries out, the hit numbing the nerves in her hand
[09:17] 43 [396 HP / 679 MP] Ms. Altair punches her with her good hand (-36 MP +5 SP)
[09:17] 47 [389 HP / 396 MP] Texas_Samurai has been EVISCERATED!! (49 damage +8 SP)
[09:18] 0 [389 HP / 296 MP] Texas_Samurai flips Ratchet up into t'air and punches her a ton of times in th' gut, unleashing a 2 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -47 SP) [ /sell 4]
[09:18] 43 [396 HP / 689 MP] Ms. Altair has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 4 ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:18] * Ms. Altair spins around and returns the punches!
[09:18] 12 [261 HP / 355 MP] Texas_Samurai has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 4 Hits) (128 damage +12 SP)
[09:19] * @Texas_Samurai CRATERS into th' ground ><
[09:19] 12 [396 HP / 189 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ms. Altair leaps into the air pulling out about 50 blades from inside her suit jacket and HURLING them down at Gemini (-500 MP -31 SP)
[09:19] 32 [98 HP / 370 MP ] Texas_Samurai has been SLAMMED by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (163 damage +20 SP)
[09:20] * @Texas_Samurai is DRIVEN deeper into the crater by the rain of steel, not even having a chance to cry out, a huge cloud of concrete dust rising up around her
[09:21] 0 [98 HP / 270 MP] Texas_Samurai retaliates with a huge blast of spirit power out of the dust cloud at ratchet, unleashing a 24 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -32 SP) [ /sell 3]
[09:21] 17 [389 HP / 194 MP] Ms. Altair has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +5 SP)
[09:22] * Ms. Altair grits her teeth and BATS the attack aside with her forearm, it corkscrews away into the stands, SHATTERING one of the protective clearsteel walls
[09:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> holy...
[09:22] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ..s[BLEEP]t
[09:23] 22 [389 HP / 169 MP] Ms. Altair dives into the crater and starts punching Gemini with all she has! (-25 MP +5 SP)
[09:23] 12 [71 HP / 299 MP] Texas_Samurai has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (27 damage +12 SP)
[09:23] * @Texas_Samurai is too rattled t'even raise a defense @_@
[09:24] 28 [389 HP / 135 MP] Ms. Altair keeps up the relentless assault "I'm not useless! I'm not washed up! I can STILL FIGHT!" (-34 MP +6 SP)
[09:24] 18 [28 HP / 302 MP] Texas_Samurai has been HIT!! (43 damage +6 SP)
[09:24] * @Texas_Samurai is all black n' blue ><
[09:25] 26 [28 HP / 301 MP] Texas_Samurai weakly tries to kick ratchet off (-1 MP +8 SP)
[09:25] 33 [333 HP / 155 MP] Ms. Altair has been SLAMMED BACK!! (56 damage +5 SP)
[09:25] * Ms. Altair is thrown back but ANGRILY RUSHES BACK IN
[09:26] 0 [333 HP / 55 MP] Ms. Altair unleashes a MASSIVE PUNCH "I'M STILL WORTH SOMETHING! I'M STILL ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE!" , unleashing a 23 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -33 SP) [ /sell 3]
[09:26] 34 [-29 HP / 310 MP] Texas_Samurai has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (57 damage +8 SP)
[09:26] Texas_Samurai has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[09:26] * @Texas_Samurai is KNOCKED OUT COLD
[09:26] * @Texas_Samurai passes out
[09:26] * Ms. Altair pants, squatting over Gemini, feeding her a senzu
[09:27] <Ms. Altair> I... I did it...
[09:27] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Wow, that's some suppressed frustration there.
[09:27] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Well she'll get to take it out on the reigning champion when they meet in the semis!
[09:28] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah, but next time it's a fight between sisters! Sakura Xadium Aino versus the Actuary! Has Sakura lost a step in retirement, or can she still bring it?
[09:29] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Find out next time!







     


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