Suburban Senshi Chat #2005 - “Budokai 2k14 Quarterfinal: Sakura April vs Franziska von Karma”
#2005 “Budokai 2k14 Quarterfinal: Sakura April vs Franziska von Karma”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[09:40] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Now it's time for the next Quarterfinal match of the 41st Budokai, reigning and defending two-time champion Franziska von Karma against the homidical killbot, Sakura April Shinguuji!
[09:41] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Ara, in a repeat of the 39th Budokai final match, Franziska-san beat you to advance! How did that feel?
[09:42] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ...That woman can handle a whip, I'll give her that. But this could be the end of the line for her... Sakura April's gotten the furthest forward she ever has after a history of finishing early in the Budokai, and I'm sure she aches to wear the Big Gold Belt!™
[09:43] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> the beating she gave Haruka Ten'ou was so bad it was a good thing we weren't airing the earlier matches!
[09:44] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Truly, it was a sight to behold. A wonder of wonders.
[09:44] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #budokai
[09:44] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[09:44] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP level of 1000!
[09:44] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #budokai
[09:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Franziska von Karma has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[09:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Franziska von Karma has HP level of 1000!
[09:45] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And the competitors are in the arena.
[09:45] <psYchO_saKi> Ho hoh~ so finally we meet in battle, von Karma... I wonder what tricks Piccolo taught you this year~?
[09:46] * Franziska von Karma smirks and cracks her whip, which splits a tile that it hits. "You shall just have to see, Miss Sakura April Shinguuji."
[09:46] * psYchO_saKi throws a d20 high in the air
[09:46] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[09:47] * Franziska von Karma throws one as well
[09:47] <spiritflame> Franziska von Karma rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[09:47] <psYchO_saKi> keh keh keh~
[09:47] 5 [1000 HP / 981 MP] psYchO_saKi whips out her Jackal and fires a large caliber rubber bullet "The first move... is MINE!" (-19 MP +5 SP)
[09:48] 0 [1000 HP / 1002 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:48] * Franziska von Karma leans to the side coldly, as if she had sensed the path of the bullet before it came at her
[09:48] <Franziska von Karma> Too slow.
[09:49] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[09:49] <psYchO_saKi> Observation Haki...
[09:50] * psYchO_saKi laughs
[09:50] <psYchO_saKi> Well! this WILL be an interesting battle~
[09:50] 8 [1000 HP / 989 MP] Franziska von Karma flicks her whip sideways, cutting the air and performing an air slash in the direction of the android (-13 MP +8 SP)
[09:51] 10 [989 HP / 999 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (11 damage +5 SP)
[09:51] * psYchO_saKi is slammed in the side, her dress cut.
[09:51] <psYchO_saKi> Without even touching me, eh?
[09:52] 18 [989 HP / 997 MP] psYchO_saKi pulls out her .454 Casull and dual-fires at von Karma. "DODGE THIS!!" (-2 MP +8 SP)
[09:52] 24 [954 HP / 1020 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (46 damage +16 SP)
[09:52] * Franziska von Karma dodges one blast, but gets clipped by the other and CRASHES into the ring, cratering
[09:52] <psYchO_saKi> HUAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[09:53] 26 [989 HP / 982 MP] psYchO_saKi LEAPS up into the air and CRASHES down on von Karma's midsection, weighing a good quarter of a ton (-15 MP +8 SP)
[09:53] 24 [954 HP / 1022 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:54] * Franziska von Karma rolls out of the way just in time as the crater she was in EXPLODES in a shower of dirt and concrete tile
[09:55] 30 [954 HP / 1009 MP] Franziska von Karma wraps her whip around April's leg as she rolls and HOISTS her in the air overhead for a SLAM on the other side (-13 MP +6 SP)
[09:55] 33 [984 HP / 984 MP] psYchO_saKi has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +7 SP)
[09:56] * psYchO_saKi growls and stands firm, grabbing the whip and holding it with an iron grip
[09:56] 0 [984 HP / 884 MP] psYchO_saKi FLIPS von Karma instead! , unleashing a 5 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -33 SP) [ /sell 2]
[09:56] 30 [954 HP / 1011 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:56] * Franziska von Karma let go of the whip in time. Heh.
[09:57] * Franziska von Karma dusts herself off.
[09:57] <psYchO_saKi> That Observation Haki's a nuisance...
[09:58] 35 [954 HP / 991 MP] Franziska von Karma doesn't bother to reply, instead suddenly SPRINGING forward, grabbing the end of her whip again, circling around April at high speed and pulling her down for a slam! (-20 MP +5 SP)
[09:58] 0 [984 HP / 889 MP] psYchO_saKi has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[09:59] * psYchO_saKi counter rotates with the movement so von Karma just ends up hurling herself sideways :P
[09:59] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Wow, these two are pretty evenly matched!
[10:00] * Franziska von Karma skids to a stop, snapping her whip back to her, and squaring her jaw.
[10:01] 8 [984 HP / 859 MP] psYchO_saKi pulls out her huge 30mm Anti-Midian "Baron Harkonnen" Canon and fires a HUGE Rubber Shell at her (-30 MP +8 SP)
[10:01] 41 [895 HP / 995 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (59 damage +6 SP)
[10:02] * Franziska von Karma is SLAMMED by the shell in the chest and does her damndest to keep her footing, gouging gulleys in the tile in front of her as she is pushed back.
[10:02] 47 [895 HP / 991 MP] Franziska von Karma SLAMS the shell sideways and then WHIPS it back to Sakura April at high speed (-4 MP +6 SP)
[10:02] 8 [984 HP / 861 MP] psYchO_saKi has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[10:03] * psYchO_saKi angles herself to the side, watching the shell just whiz past
[10:03] * the shell EXPLODES a retaining wall, bringing down part of the stands
[10:04] <psYchO_saKi> I have scouters built into my eyes...
[10:04] <psYchO_saKi> I know what you're doing, Franzy~
[10:04] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Sakura April's realized that Franziska is pulling her punches to save up for a massive attack!
[10:05] <Franziska von Karma> Can you stop it~?
[10:05] <psYchO_saKi> - Damn right! -
[10:05] 15 [984 HP / 852 MP] psYchO_saKi ZWEES forward and PUNCHES von Karma in the midsection (-9 MP +7 SP)
[10:05] 54 [890 HP / 994 MP] Franziska von Karma has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +7 SP)
[10:06] * Franziska von Karma just STOPS April's fist with her open gloved palm.
[10:06] <psYchO_saKi> !
[10:06] <Franziska von Karma> Such foolishness will not be enough.
[10:07] 60 [890 HP / 983 MP] Franziska von Karma tightens her grip on April's fist and WRENCHES her arm sideways to SLAM her into the ring (-11 MP +6 SP)
[10:07] 21 [977 HP / 857 MP] psYchO_saKi has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +6 SP)
[10:07] * psYchO_saKi grits her teeth and holds firm
[10:07] <psYchO_saKi> NO.
[10:08] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> it's become a contest of strength! Was Piccolo's training enough to match the flesh-and-blood Franziska with a murderous android?!
[10:08] <Franziska von Karma> Impressive.
[10:08] <psYchO_saKi> If you liked that... you'll LOVE THIS!
[10:09] 29 [977 HP / 844 MP] psYchO_saKi SHOOTS her fist off the end of her ARM right into Franziska! (-13 MP +8 SP)
[10:09] 67 [857 HP / 996 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (33 damage +7 SP)
[10:09] * Franziska von Karma is SLAMMED back, her arm violently jerking backwards as the fist SMASHES into her
[10:10] <Franziska von Karma> NGHHHHH!!!
[10:10] 74 [857 HP / 983 MP] Franziska von Karma tosses the fist aside and concentrates her inner strength, delivering a single punch to April's solar plexus (-13 MP +7 SP)
[10:11] 35 [926 HP / 850 MP] psYchO_saKi has been SLAMMED BACK!! (51 damage +6 SP)
[10:11] * psYchO_saKi skids back despite herself, not really winded because she doesn't breathe
[10:11] <psYchO_saKi> Nice.
[10:11] <psYchO_saKi> But you're done.
[10:12] 0 [926 HP / 750 MP] psYchO_saKi whips out both guns, fires a barrage at von Karma, drops them, follows up with her rocket launcher, then ZWEES past the ordinance rushing in to hit her as everything explodes around them, unleashing a 12 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -35 SP) [ /sell 2]
[10:12] 82 [817 HP / 995 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (x 2 Hits) (40 damage +8 SP)
[10:13] * Franziska von Karma is pelted with the rubber ordinance and hit, but weathers the attacks ><
[10:13] 88 [817 HP / 979 MP] Franziska von Karma shoves April back, off her (-16 MP +6 SP)
[10:13] 14 [898 HP / 794 MP] psYchO_saKi has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (28 damage +14 SP)
[10:14] * psYchO_saKi is SLAMMED into the ring with such force she craters and momentarily goes offline, rebooting
[10:15] 94 [817 HP / 964 MP] Franziska von Karma leaps into the air and SLAMS her own boot down into April's midsection using her internal power (-15 MP +6 SP)
[10:15] 22 [860 HP / 803 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (38 damage +8 SP)
[10:15] <psYchO_saKi> GRAHHH!
[10:15] * psYchO_saKi awakes to pain
[10:15] 28 [860 HP / 768 MP] psYchO_saKi THROWS von Karma off her! (-35 MP +6 SP)
[10:15] 103 [794 HP / 1029 MP] Franziska von Karma has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (23 damage +9 SP)
[10:16] * Franziska von Karma goes sailing into the air, almost blacking out for a moment... almost
[10:16] <Franziska von Karma> Now then...
[10:17] 0 [794 HP / 929 MP] Franziska von Karma steadies herself and BLASTS back down at Sakura April, PEPPERING her with heavy punches that resound with the sound of thunder, her fists blurring as they move, unleashing a 63 hit ULTRA COMBO! (-100 MP -103 SP) [ /sell 8]
[10:17] 38 [588 HP / 797 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 8 Hits) (272 damage +10 SP)
[10:18] * psYchO_saKi is BURIED deep into the Earth as one half of the ring just cracks to pieces and EXPLODES in the air!
[10:19] <[gTV]Red_Crow> There's so much dirt and debris I can't see anything ><
[10:20] 7 [588 HP / 297 MP] SPECIAL ATK: psYchO_saKi masses her power and fires off a huge MEGALASER at Franziska, whose bloody red light EXPLODES out of the grey debris cloud! (-500 MP -31 SP)
[10:20] 14 [675 HP / 936 MP ] Franziska von Karma has been SMASHED BACK by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (119 damage +14 SP)
[10:20] * Franziska von Karma is BLASTED out of the cloud, sailing high up in the air
[10:21] <[gTV]Red_Crow> My god look at her go!
[10:21] * Franziska von Karma reorients, angling herself down
[10:22] 21 [675 HP / 919 MP] Franziska von Karma CRASHES back to earth, fist extended, using her potential energy to SMASH Sakura April again! (-17 MP +7 SP)
[10:22] 14 [561 HP / 302 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (27 damage +7 SP)
[10:22] * psYchO_saKi is driven further down into the crater!
[10:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> switch to the blimp cam! They're both fighting deep in the crater that used to be the near half of the ring!
[10:23] 22 [561 HP / 301 MP] psYchO_saKi CHARGES von Karma and wraps her hands around her throat, trying to outright strangle her! (-1 MP +8 SP)
[10:23] 29 [644 HP / 937 MP] Franziska von Karma has been SLAMMED BACK!! (31 damage +8 SP)
[10:24] * Franziska von Karma goes CRASHING into the wall of the cavern, fighting for breath
[10:24] 36 [644 HP / 914 MP] Franziska von Karma HAMMERS April's midsection with a flurry of heavy punches (-23 MP +7 SP)
[10:24] 41 [536 HP / 332 MP] psYchO_saKi has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (25 damage +19 SP)
[10:25] * psYchO_saKi involuntarily releases her grip and goes careening back into the opposite side of the pit @_@
[10:26] * Franziska von Karma does a calculation
[10:27] 0 [644 HP / 814 MP] Franziska von Karma CHARGES forwards and leaps, KNEEING april in the face, unleashing a 17 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -36 SP) [ /sell 2]
[10:27] 41 [536 HP / 339 MP] psYchO_saKi has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 2 ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[10:27] * psYchO_saKi TWISTS out of way and grabs her leg, SMASHING her towards the wall!
[10:27] 19 [578 HP / 837 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 2 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (66 damage +19 SP)
[10:28] * Franziska von Karma SPLATS against the wall, knocked out cold
[10:28] 0 [536 HP / 239 MP] psYchO_saKi SAVAGES HER BACK WITH MASSIVE PUNCHES, unleashing a 6 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -41 SP) [ /sell 2]
[10:28] 24 [488 HP / 844 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (x 2 Hits) (90 damage +5 SP)
[10:28] * Franziska von Karma is pummeled into the cave wall and then falls flat on her back
[10:29] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> once again, the tables have turned!
[10:29] * Franziska von Karma decides to take a moment to refocus, concentrating...
[10:29] 24 [488 HP / 902 MP] Franziska von Karma assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:30] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> She's *guarding* at a time like this?
[10:31] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I dont' get it either, it nets her nothing!
[10:31] * Franziska von Karma closes her eyes and exhales
[10:31] <psYchO_saKi> Heh, thinking "serenity now" won't save you!
[10:33] 7 [536 HP / 223 MP] psYchO_saKi PUNCHES von Karma in the shoulder where she had been shot so many years ago (-16 MP +7 SP)
[10:33] 31 [481 HP / 904 MP] Franziska von Karma has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +7 SP)
[10:33] * Franziska von Karma just raises her hand to block the punch, not even opening her eyes.
[10:33] <psYchO_saKi> ...wha....
[10:34] 0 [481 HP / 404 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma puts all her force behind one solid strike and HITS April in the face (-500 MP -31 SP)
[10:35] 25 [384 HP / 244 MP ] psYchO_saKi has been SMASHED BACK by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (152 damage +18 SP)
[10:36] * psYchO_saKi is BLASTED upwards and out of the crater, sailing into the air and striking the blimp-cam, which goes out in a burst of static
[10:36] 31 [384 HP / 205 MP] psYchO_saKi rains down a fierce volley of shots at von karma! (-39 MP +6 SP)
[10:36] 8 [444 HP / 418 MP] Franziska von Karma has been EVISCERATED!! (37 damage +8 SP)
[10:37] * Franziska von Karma is peppered with the blasts, her clothes getting ripped and torn
[10:37] 15 [444 HP / 386 MP] Franziska von Karma lashes out with her whip, GRABBING Sakura April in midair and SLAMMING her down to the ground (-32 MP +7 SP)
[10:38] 38 [333 HP / 223 MP] psYchO_saKi has been SLAMMED BACK!! (51 damage +7 SP)
[10:38] * psYchO_saKi CRASHES into the ground
[10:38] * psYchO_saKi shudders, and decides to play Franziska's own game
[10:38] 43 [333 HP / 217 MP] psYchO_saKi TACKLES HER (-6 MP +5 SP)
[10:38] 15 [444 HP / 394 MP] Franziska von Karma has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[10:39] * psYchO_saKi is met mid tackle
[10:39] 51 [289 HP / 221 MP] psYchO_saKi has been SLAMMED BACK!! (44 damage +8 SP)
[10:39] * psYchO_saKi is embedded in the wall of the crater
[10:39] 57 [289 HP / 199 MP] psYchO_saKi fires a laser blast from her mouth at von karma (-22 MP +6 SP)
[10:39] 15 [444 HP / 397 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[10:40] * Franziska von Karma quickly sidesteps
[10:40] * psYchO_saKi calculates odds...
[10:41] <psYchO_saKi> (I can either hit her with a Combo or regain my health... but she has more power... do i strike hard and hope i can wear her down, or get stronger and hope to outlast her?)
[10:42] * psYchO_saKi basically has that one heavy move left...
[10:42] 15 [444 HP / 405 MP] Franziska von Karma assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:43] * psYchO_saKi decides she can always guard later to build her power as well
[10:43] 0 [289 HP / 99 MP] psYchO_saKi HEADBUTTS von Karma! , unleashing a 15 hit COMBO! (-100 MP -57 SP) [ /sell 4]
[10:43] 28 [296 HP / 424 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 4 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (148 damage +13 SP)
[10:44] * Franziska von Karma is stunned by the lightning-fast move and CRASHES backwards, knocked out
[10:44] <psYchO_saKi> F[BLEEP]K. How can you STILL have more health! We'll just FIX THAT!
[10:45] 7 [289 HP / 98 MP] psYchO_saKi presses her jackal to von Karma's stomach and fires a rubber shell point blank (-1 MP +7 SP)
[10:45] 33 [269 HP / 434 MP] Franziska von Karma has been HIT!! (27 damage +5 SP)
[10:45] * Franziska von Karma is SEVERELY hurt by that shot and is shocked back to conciousness, spitting up blood
[10:46] 39 [269 HP / 431 MP] Franziska von Karma returns the headbutt with all the strength she can muster (-3 MP +6 SP)
[10:46] 19 [268 HP / 162 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (21 damage +12 SP)
[10:47] 27 [268 HP / 150 MP] psYchO_saKi is knocked back, and angrily PUNCHES her in the face in retaliation! (-12 MP +8 SP)
[10:47] 39 [269 HP / 432 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[10:48] * Franziska von Karma rolls to the side
[10:48] 0 [333 HP / 429 MP] Franziska von Karma deperately marshals their strength... and straightens up, ready to fight again...(+64 HP -3 MP -39 SP)
[10:48] <psYchO_saKi> Hah. That won't give you much, girlie~
[10:49] 34 [268 HP / 122 MP] psYchO_saKi SAVAGES her with a jagged piece of glass! (-28 MP +7 SP)
[10:49] 7 [298 HP / 436 MP] Franziska von Karma has been SLAMMED BACK!! (35 damage +7 SP)
[10:49] * Franziska von Karma is pressed to the wall of the crater, bleeding from the midsection
[10:50] 12 [298 HP / 415 MP] Franziska von Karma grabs that glass with her gloved hand and drives it up into Sakura April's eye (-21 MP +5 SP)
[10:50] 45 [248 HP / 169 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (20 damage +11 SP)
[10:50] * psYchO_saKi 's right optic sensor is damaged ><
[10:51] * psYchO_saKi forms an eyepatch around it, she can't devote resources to auto-repair right now
[10:52] 53 [248 HP / 130 MP] psYchO_saKi ANGRILY throatpunches franziska (-39 MP +8 SP)
[10:52] 19 [291 HP / 419 MP] Franziska von Karma has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +7 SP)
[10:53] * Franziska von Karma CATCHES her hand
[10:53] <Franziska von Karma> You're letting your rage take over.
[10:53] 25 [291 HP / 384 MP] Franziska von Karma Punches her in the side (-35 MP +6 SP)
[10:53] 65 [198 HP / 153 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage +12 SP)
[10:53] <psYchO_saKi> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:53] <psYchO_saKi> RAGE FUELS ME, B[BLEEP]CH!
[10:54] 0 [198 HP / 53 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a massive volley of punches and kicks at Franziska, unleashing a 46 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -65 SP) [ /sell 5]
[10:54] 37 [126 HP / 401 MP] Franziska von Karma has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 5 Hits) (165 damage +12 SP)
[10:55] * Franziska von Karma is battered and savaged ><
[10:55] * Franziska von Karma can barely stand...
[10:55] 43 [126 HP / 383 MP] Franziska von Karma pushes Sakura April back weakly (-18 MP +6 SP)
[10:55] 5 [172 HP / 71 MP] psYchO_saKi has been SLAMMED BACK!! (26 damage +5 SP)
[10:55] <psYchO_saKi> You wont' make it, Franziska~
[10:55] <psYchO_saKi> Your reign ends here..
[10:56] 10 [172 HP / 62 MP] psYchO_saKi UPPERCUTS von karma (-9 MP +5 SP)
[10:56] 61 [82 HP / 396 MP] Franziska von Karma has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (44 damage +18 SP)
[10:56] * Franziska von Karma is knocked out again, her world swimming
[10:56] * psYchO_saKi will ENSURE this goddamn win
[10:56] 10 [172 HP / 129 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:57] 0 [82 HP / 296 MP] Franziska von Karma WRAPS her whip around April's neck and SLAMS her hard down right into Franziska's fist, unleashing a 50 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -61 SP) [ /sell 6]
[10:57] 24 [-2 HP / 148 MP] psYchO_saKi has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 6 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (174 damage +14 SP)
[10:57] psYchO_saKi has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[10:58] * psYchO_saKi is KNOCKED THE F[BLEEP]K OUT?!!?!? @_@
[10:58] * psYchO_saKi shuts down for updates and reboot
[10:59] * Franziska von Karma would say something, but is too spent and so just lies on the ground, looking up at the small patch of blue sky over the crater
[10:59] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Holy s[BLEEP]t... talk about taking it down to the wire...
[10:59] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Franziska continues towards a possible three-peat...
[11:00] <[gTV]Red_Crow> join us next time for a blast from the past as Gemini Sunrise takes on her former commander from the New York fighting Troupe, Ratchet Altair!







     


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Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!