Suburban Senshi Chat #1997 - “The name of the game is "Sebastian Sorphens"”
#1997 “The name of the game is "Sebastian Sorphens"”

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Ten'ou Haruka
So John Travolta set a new standard for screwing up names at the Oscars, calling Idina Menzel "Adele Dazeem". Now there's a generator out there that will let him f[BLEEP]k up your name too. I tried it with mine and got "Tegan Hargision". You f[BLEEP]kers know the drill. ago via BlackBerryCommentLike


Jay Daito I am "Jodie" :/ ago Like

Tsukino Princess Usagi "Kristofer Cunningwham" .... ago Like


Tomoe Hotaru "Theodore Hazmaton" ago Like

Kaioh Michiru "Kayleigh Migiller" ago Like

hino "Robert" :/ ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka LOL ROBERT ago Like

Aino Minako "Antoine Marftinez" ago Like

Artemis D. Cat "Alexis" ago Like

Hino Rei I can just see a fanfic of this AU... and I'm "Hugo Ree." ago Like

Mizuno Ami "Mackenzie Ajams" ago Like

Kino Makoto "Keiron Mazzooon" ago Like

Karasuma Akane "Kara Allorn" ago Like

Reverend H. Elios "Ellis" ago Like

Aya Reiko "Ava Reezppo" ago Like

Meiou Setsuna "Micah Suzzivan" ago Like

Furuhata Motoki "Francesca Mazzooon" ago Like

Kino Makoto We're related! ago Like

Sakura X. Aino "Samantha Sandeem" ago Like

Doctor Xadium "Xander" ago Like

Gemini Sunrise "Gabrielle Shunter" ago Like

Dr. Mimi Hanyu "Mhairi Hargision" ago Like

Luna Ruxpin "Leona" ago Like

Serena Tsukino "Stephanie Thozomas" ago Like

Chiba Mamoru "Ciara Mazzooon" ago Like

Kino Makoto Another relative! ago Like

Captain Jack Harkness "Jak Harvis" ago Like

Michael Sunnyside III "Mitchel Suzzivan" ago Like

Ratchet Altair "Ritchie Allorn" ... ago Like

Kyu Bey "Kasey" ago Like

Clarissa M. Darling "Catriona Dorniels" ago Like

Franziska von Karma "Francesca Doon" ago Like

Paisley Pythia Peinforte "Poppy Phillips" ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka OMFG that is amazing and totally needs to be your popstar name ago Like

'Psycho' Sakura April "Samantha Allorn" ago Like

William H. Gates "Blair Greez" ago Like

Tony Stark "Tommy Smoith" ago Like

Ten'ou Haruka Smoith? That's so c[BLEEP]kney ago Like

Tony Stark Damn right, Guv ago Like


July 13, 1999: Chibiusa and Diana were flung off the edge of a skyscraper, when Petz attacked using Shakoukai, determined to force a final showdown with Sailor Moon. As the Senshi were picked off one at a time, Nephlite joined them, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Tuxedo Mask got relentlessly hit on by Rei. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used the Moon Princess Halation attack to win.


[07:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I can't move on! I only ever loved her!
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> What about the turtle dude
[07:51] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ...and the turtle

My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~

Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~

The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.

Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:

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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018

February 11th 2018

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X

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As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!