Suburban Senshi Chat #1992 - “Pluto Pumps Pimp for Power”
#1992 “Pluto Pumps Pimp for Power”

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Ten'ou Haruka
So Ginga is gonna switch over the homepage to showing Tumblr feeds. >< ago via BlackBerryCommentLike

 

Karasuma Akane And what's the problem with that? ago

Ten'ou Haruka Yahoo bought Tumblr. How long do you think it will be before that site dies in a sea of flames? ago

Ten'ou Haruka Also I hate social media. ago

Karasuma Akane ...which is why you're on Facebook. ago

Ten'ou Haruka Well I have FANS I have to service. ago

Karasuma Akane ...So you're doing it for them. ago

Ten'ou Haruka Of course. ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi ror u hav fens?? ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi dats hylarus ago

Ten'ou Haruka ...At least I didn't have three separate groups gunning for my destruction :P Remember those guys who would run you over with trains and s[BLEEP]t? Project Cure I think it was? ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi hshshshss fakers dey dadn't kno mai slivar kistal med mi ammortal ago

Karasuma Akane Immortal with no goddamn spellcheck >< ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi fak u in da futar dis iz da moast scitentafic wey 2 spall ago

Franziska von Karma And once again, I am thankful for my mortal lifespan :P ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi hshshsh transziska ur mai sabjact evan new ago

Franziska von Karma ... ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi *greans* i kan mak u amortal rite new wit 1 wash ago

Kyu Bey ..and if that distresses you, you can always enter into me for a contract and I'll reverse it! ago

Ten'ou Haruka STFU pimp Kyubey and go back to your hole ago

Kyu Bey Shall I tell you a secret? One of you "Sailor Senshi" is actually a girl who entered into me for a contract! ago

Kyu Bey And you'll never know who it is! ago

Ten'ou Haruka Goddammit, Setsuna, why. ago

Kyu Bey HOW DID YOU KNOW ago

Meiou Setsuna IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD ago

Karasuma Akane Mental image of Setsuna strapping one on and giving it to pimp Kyubey... oh god >< ago

Ten'ou Haruka NO AKANE WHY THE F[BLEEP]K DID YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT IN MY HEAD ago

Ten'ou Haruka AUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH ago

Meiou Setsuna Magica Senshi Pluto! Alive again! AHAHAHAHAHAHA ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi puup ur 1 faked up ladi ago








       




February 18, 1999: Hotaru was relentlessly stalking a reclusive internet musician, when Karaberas attacked using Dereera, determined to put the Earth into Deep Freeze. As the Senshi let loose a Sailor Planet Attack, Sailor V appeared, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. The Moonlight Knight got relentlessly hounded by Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used the Moon Spiral Heart Attack finisher to win.
 


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<Mdm_Maestro> Obviously Xadium is "not that great". A blind Chimpanzee with tourettes on a drug high madly lashing out with a wet noodle could apply a better brushstroke than him.


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE MASSIVE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I, PROFESSOR SOUICHI TOMOE, AM RUNNING TO TEST THE COLLECTIVE WILL OF HUMANITY AND THE SAILOR SENSHI COMMUNITY CHAT WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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