Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #199: “More than Meets the Eye”
#199: “More than Meets the Eye”

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*** Topic is '-= So you mean EVERY time I took out a Mirror Paredory I got seven years bad luck?! =-'
<FireFly_9> Well I think Haruka-poppa will be in therapy for quite some time.
<// J_Daito //> That Evangelion discussion blew her mind, eh?
<FireFly_9> Not exactly.
<// J_Daito //> So what happened?
<FireFly_9> Nephlite finally got his revenge for that time Haruka-poppa blew up his car with the exhaust bomb.
<// J_Daito //> That longhaired hippie human-hugging has-been got revenge? How, pray tell, did that incompetent manage this?
<FireFly_9> Forgive me, but was he not your superior in the Dark Kingdom?
<// J_Daito //> Hmph
<// J_Daito //> Suckup
<// J_Daito //> He got his position because he got to the Cubans first
<FireFly_9> Cubans?
<// J_Daito //> Yes
<// J_Daito //> Queen Beryl had a sick affinity for Cuban Cigars
<FireFly_9> Beryl used to smoke?
<// J_Daito //> Of course not!
<FireFly_9> But you said...
<// J_Daito //> I *said* she had a sick affinity for cigars...
<FireFly_9> You don't mean--
<// J_Daito //> LET'S NOT GO THERE
<// J_Daito //> ALRIGHT?!
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<FireFly_9> So... at any rate..
<FireFly_9> Nephlite's revenge--
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa got up after noon, as usual.
<FireFly_9> Being groggy as is customary for her at that time of day, she failed to note that the yellow Ferrari M51 had been replaced by a clever cardboard replica.
<// J_Daito //> Is this another paper model thing, like Haruka did to Nephlite a few weeks ago?
<FireFly_9> Not exactly.
<FireFly_9> You see, this cardboard replica had a special "surprise" within.
<// J_Daito //> Let me guess
<// J_Daito //> A bomb
<FireFly_9> Nothing so pedestrian.
<// J_Daito //> Perhaps this will give you a hint as to what occured:
<// J_Daito //> ...
<// J_Daito //> So you mean she... she got in and
<FireFly_9> And found herself... in rather close proximity to Nephlite, who had become trapped in the mechanism overnight thanks to a full body cramp.
* // J_Daito // snorts
<FireFly_9> It was at that moment that the cardboard casing fell apart, and the neighbors, who were taking their regular morning jog at the time, happened to catch a glimpse of Haruka-poppa and Nephlite in a rather--
<FireFly_9> Well, in a position highly susceptible to comic misinterpretation.
<// J_Daito //> ROFL!
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa is... traumatized.
<// J_Daito //> Heheh... I'll bet.
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