Suburban Senshi Chat #1983 - “Budokai 2k13: Goku vs. Sakura April”
#1983 “Budokai 2k13: Goku vs. Sakura April”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[15:51] *** Goku has joined #budokai
[15:52] <Goku> I claim this log for... food!!
[15:52] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #budokai
[15:52] <psYchO_saKi> Heheh... so...
[15:53] <psYchO_saKi> If it isn't the great and powerful Son Goku...
[15:53] <psYchO_saKi> - The Champion of Legend... -
[15:53] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[15:53] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP level of 1000!
[15:53] <Goku> Hiya! Nice to meet you!
[15:53] ☼ Scouter indicates Goku has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[15:54] ☼ Scouter indicates Goku has HP level of 1000!
[15:54] <psYchO_saKi> A man against whom conventional weapons are useless~
[15:54] * psYchO_saKi cracks her knuckles
[15:54] <Goku> So... another android, huh...
[15:54] * Goku gets ready!
[15:55] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[15:55] <psYchO_saKi> hahah f[BLEEP]k... this is too perfect
[15:55] <spiritflame> Goku rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[15:55] <Goku> Wow... you sure are lucky!
[15:56] * psYchO_saKi looks over Goku and scans him for weaknesses...
[15:57] * psYchO_saKi frowns... he's perfect... indomitable...
[15:57] <psYchO_saKi> I'm the perfect assassin... this is my ultimate test...
[15:58] * psYchO_saKi uses her metal control power.... on herself... to increase the density of her molecules
[15:59] * psYchO_saKi ZWEES in towards Goku, the density of her fist increased a thousandfold, going for a massive uppercut
[15:59] [1000 HP / 900 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 45 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 3]
[15:59] [995 HP / 1002 MP] Goku has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[16:00] * Goku just holds up one hand and catches her fist, the sound of the interception a THUNDERCLAP
[16:00] <psYchO_saKi> S[BLEEP]t!
[16:01] * Goku grabs her fist and uses his free hand to punch the android in the face
[16:01] [995 HP / 902 MP] Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:01] *** WTF is the bug here ><
[16:02] <psYchO_saKi> (( registered users i'm guessing. ))
[16:02] <spiritflame> Goku rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[16:03] [780 HP / 915 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (x 4 Hits) (220 damage)
[16:03] * psYchO_saKi takes a MASSIVE hit to the face, head snapping back
[16:03] <psYchO_saKi> I can't compete on power...
[16:05] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[16:06] <psYchO_saKi> f[BLEEP]k that...
[16:06] <psYchO_saKi> I am Sakura April Shinguuji... the scourge of the multiverse...
[16:06] * psYchO_saKi 's eyes start to glow red...
[16:06] <Goku> ...huh?
[16:07] <psYchO_saKi> I won't... I'm not... I'M NOT LIMITED BY SUCH PUNY THINGS AS PHYSICS!
[16:08] * psYchO_saKi begins to shake, from the molecular to the atomic to the subatomic... channeling force and energy from the very wellspring of creation...
[16:09] [780 HP / 415 MP] SPECIAL ATK: psYchO_saKi ERUPTS A BLOOD RED AURA AROUND HER BODY and pulls back from Goku's grip, giving him a STRAIGHT SHOT to the head with her fist, fueled by her RAGE AND MADNESS (-500 MP)
[16:09] [995 HP / 904 MP ] Goku has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[16:09] * Goku just steps aside
[16:10] <Goku> Nice powe... but you telegraphed that one waaay in advance.
[16:10] * psYchO_saKi staggers forward, red energy still roiling off her body...
[16:10] <psYchO_saKi> CRAP!
[16:10] * Goku spins as she passes by him and kicks her rapidly up and down the back faster than the eye can see
[16:11] [995 HP / 804 MP] Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:11] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[16:11] [728 HP / 452 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 2 Hits) (52 damage)
[16:11] * psYchO_saKi staggers forward...
[16:12] * psYchO_saKi then WHIPSAWS AROUND, ducking low, then rising for a series of huge uppercuts
[16:12] [728 HP / 352 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 55 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 4]
[16:12] [795 HP / 806 MP] Goku has been HIT!! (x 4 Hits) (200 damage)
[16:12] * Goku 's head snaps back, a bit of blood trickling from the side of his mouth, which he wipes up..
[16:13] <Goku> Ooh, that stung!
[16:13] * psYchO_saKi stares at Goku, blind, unreasoning, furious, panting, hungry for more blood...
[16:14] <Goku> You're running low on power~
[16:15] <Goku> But I'm not~
[16:15] * Goku ZWEES forward and sends forth a volley of hard punches and kicks to the android!
[16:15] [795 HP / 706 MP] Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:16] <spiritflame> Goku rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[16:16] [728 HP / 355 MP] psYchO_saKi has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[16:16] * psYchO_saKi shambles to the side, groaning in delight, huskily muttering "you missed me, strong man~"
[16:18] * psYchO_saKi RUSHES Goku and slams both fists into his stomach, releasing a burst of pure RAGE-BASED POWER at him
[16:18] [728 HP / 255 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 68 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 3]
[16:18] [630 HP / 715 MP] Goku has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (165 damage)
[16:19] * Goku is pushed back hard... feet digging gulleys in the tiles
[16:19] * Goku teeters on the edge of the crater left by Haruka in the last fight
[16:20] <psYchO_saKi> You're getting weak~
[16:21] <Goku> Y'think~?
[16:21] * Goku 's AURA EXPLODES in golden light
[16:21] * Goku is now known as SSJ2Goku
[16:21] ☼ Scouter indicates SSJ2Goku has HP level of 630!
[16:22] ☼ Scouter indicates SSJ2Goku has MP level of 715!
[16:22] * SSJ2Goku grins
[16:22] * SSJ2Goku cuts loose with a DRAGON PUNCH
[16:22] [630 HP / 615 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:23] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 4 ]
[16:23] <psYchO_saKi> ...
[16:23] [728 HP / 257 MP] psYchO_saKi has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 5 ] (0 damage)
[16:23] * psYchO_saKi SLAMS her fists agaist the oncoming punch with a THUNDERCLAP
[16:23] [630 HP / 624 MP] SSJ2Goku has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 5 ] (0 damage)
[16:23] * SSJ2Goku PUSHES BACK!
[16:24] <psYchO_saKi> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
[16:24] [725 HP / 262 MP] psYchO_saKi has BLOCKED the attack! (3 damage)
[16:24] * psYchO_saKi DEFLECTS the energy away with a FEROCIOUS ROAR!
[16:25] * psYchO_saKi spins around, tightening her left fist and PUNCHING Goku in the jaw!
[16:25] [725 HP / 162 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 10 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 3]
[16:26] [534 HP / 639 MP] SSJ2Goku has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (96 damage)
[16:26] [468 HP / 643 MP] SSJ2Goku has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (66 damage)
[16:26] ☼ Scouter indicates SSJ2Goku has HP level of 534!
[16:26] ☼ Scouter indicates SSJ2Goku has MP level of 639!
[16:26] * SSJ2Goku goes sailing back a bit, but stops himself in midair
[16:27] <psYchO_saKi> time to widen the gap a little~
[16:28] <SSJ2Goku> ^
[16:28] * SSJ2Goku draws his hands back and down in a familiar pattern~
[16:28] <SSJ2Goku> KA... ME...
[16:28] <psYchO_saKi> BRING IT, YOU BA[BLEEP]RD!
[16:29] * psYchO_saKi spreads her arms out wide
[16:30] <SSJ2Goku> HA ME...
[16:31] <SSJ2Goku> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[16:31] * SSJ2Goku sends out a MASSIVE wave of energy at Sakura April!
[16:31] [534 HP / 539 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:32] ☼ Scouter indicates SSJ2Goku has MP level of 639!
[16:32] <SSJ2Goku> (( i meant special ))
[16:33] [534 HP / -1361 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SSJ2Goku FIRES OUT OF MANA - SPECIAL ATTACK FAILS! (-500 MP)
[16:33] *** wow the system is just f[BLEEP]king up today
[16:33] ☼ Scouter indicates SSJ2Goku has MP level of 639!
[16:33] [534 HP / 139 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SSJ2Goku (-500 MP)
[16:33] [630 HP / 166 MP ] psYchO_saKi has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (95 damage)
[16:34] * psYchO_saKi takes the hit and LAUGHS MANIACALLY
[16:34] <psYchO_saKi> - HAHAHAHA YOU FOOL -
[16:34] <psYchO_saKi> That was a love tap!
[16:34] * psYchO_saKi cracks her knuckles
[16:34] <SSJ2Goku> ...crap...
[16:35] * SSJ2Goku is starting to feel a bit winded...
[16:36] * psYchO_saKi GRINS
[16:36] <psYchO_saKi> You'll fall~
[16:48] * psYchO_saKi ZWEES in CLOSE and starts HAMMER PUNCHING Goku's knees and joints, trying to incapacitate him
[16:49] [630 HP / 66 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 39 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 3]
[16:49] [396 HP / 146 MP] SSJ2Goku has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (138 damage)
[16:49] * SSJ2Goku staggers back a bit, but keeps his footing
[16:52] <SSJ2Goku> You're tough... but not unstoppable...
[16:52] * SSJ2Goku GRABS Saki by the shoulders and flips her over for a massive SUPLEX
[16:52] [396 HP / 46 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:52] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[16:52] [602 HP / 72 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 1d2 Hits) (28 damage)
[16:53] * psYchO_saKi is SMASHED into the ring, but cackles
[16:53] * psYchO_saKi nips up
[16:53] * psYchO_saKi cracks her neck
[16:54] <psYchO_saKi> Oh Goku, you are a legend...
[16:54] <psYchO_saKi> But I will surpass your legend today~
[16:54] * psYchO_saKi cackles, still wearing that insane grin, blood-red furious rage boiling off her pale skin
[16:55] * psYchO_saKi clenches her fists and CREAMS, powering up
[16:55] [602 HP / 118 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[16:55] *** you meant Screams, yes <_<
[16:55] <psYchO_saKi> Either one works, honey~
[16:56] * psYchO_saKi BLASTS a Typo-demon
[16:56] <SSJ2Goku> O_o
[16:56] <@spiritflame> SSJ2Goku: You have 46 MP / 396 HP
[16:56] * SSJ2Goku decides to start marshalling his power
[16:56] [396 HP / 85 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[16:57] <psYchO_saKi> You think that's smart~?
[16:57] * psYchO_saKi RUSHES IN AND SLIPS PAST HIM, WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND HIS NECK FOR A NECKBREAKER, SMASHING HIM DOWN INTO THE CRATER AT THE CENTER OF THE RING
[16:58] [602 HP / 18 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 28 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 5]
[16:58] [331 HP / 92 MP] SSJ2Goku has been HIT!! (x 5 Hits) (65 damage)
[16:58] * SSJ2Goku is SMASHED onto the ground, bleeding from the head, but he gets back up, so close...
[16:58] [331 HP / 139 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[16:58] <psYchO_saKi> ffff
[16:59] <psYchO_saKi> So we're dancing on the edge of a knife, eh?
[16:59] [602 HP / 31 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[16:59] <SSJ2Goku> Yup~
[16:59] * SSJ2Goku FLIES back up out of the hole and SMASHES his fists in Saki's face
[16:59] [331 HP / 39 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[16:59] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[16:59] [551 HP / 32 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (51 damage)
[17:00] * psYchO_saKi CRASHES backwards. tumbling, tumbling, and skidding backwards as she kicks the ground to launch forward again
[17:00] [551 HP / 48 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:01] <=( KiNG KAi )=> They're both dead tired and trying to end this fight with a powerful knockout!
[17:01] [331 HP / 99 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:01] <[gTV]Red_Crow> but again it looks like goku will recover faster!
[17:01] [551 HP / 62 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:01] [331 HP / 159 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:01] <SSJ2Goku> hehehe~
[17:02] * SSJ2Goku backflips towards Saki and MULEKICKS HER in the face
[17:02] [331 HP / 59 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[17:02] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 4 ]
[17:02] [361 HP / 119 MP] psYchO_saKi has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 5 Hits) (190 damage)
[17:03] * psYchO_saKi is SMASHED to the edge of the ring, gouginh out a gully right at the edge
[17:03] <[gTV]Red_Crow> holy crap! Goku's made this an even fight once again!
[17:04] <=( KiNG KAi )=> That's my boy! AWE YEAH!
[17:04] <psYchO_saKi> DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, CATFISH!
[17:04] * psYchO_saKi lurches back to an upright position
[17:05] <psYchO_saKi> THIS YEAR... I. WILL. F[BLEEP]KING. ADVANCE.
[17:05] <psYchO_saKi> ON THE BONES OF CHAMPIONS!
[17:05] * psYchO_saKi LAUNCHES HERSELF AT GOKU in a CORKSCREW LEAP, DRIVING HER HEAD INTO HIS STOMACH
[17:05] [361 HP / 19 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 100 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 2]
[17:05] [280 HP / 69 MP] SSJ2Goku has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (51 damage)
[17:06] * SSJ2Goku is driven back but SLAPS her down into the ground before him, shirt torn
[17:06] [280 HP / 113 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:06] [361 HP / 56 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:06] <SSJ2Goku> You can't keep this up~
[17:07] * SSJ2Goku KICKS HER HARD, aiming to knock her out of the ring
[17:07] [280 HP / 13 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[17:07] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[17:07] [217 HP / 92 MP] psYchO_saKi has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 4 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (144 damage)
[17:07] * psYchO_saKi is knocked back to the very edge of the ring O_o
[17:07] * psYchO_saKi 's sensors go offline for a moment
[17:08] * SSJ2Goku doesn't have the power to attack yet ><
[17:08] [280 HP / 26 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:08] [217 HP / 161 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:09] * psYchO_saKi reboots and her eyes snap open
[17:09] [280 HP / 83 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:09] <[gTV]Red_Crow> This is really going down to the wire...
[17:10] * psYchO_saKi PUSHES herself forward, laushing at Goku's feet in a two ton baseball slide
[17:10] [217 HP / 61 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 44 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 3]
[17:10] [279 HP / 86 MP] SSJ2Goku has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[17:11] * SSJ2Goku just stands there as her feet bash into his with a THUNDERCLAP. IMPLACABLE.
[17:11] [279 HP / 95 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:11] * psYchO_saKi gets up and growls, readjusting ehr neck, pulling up a torn section of her dress that was falling off her shoulder.
[17:11] [217 HP / 99 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:11] <psYchO_saKi> Tch.
[17:11] [279 HP / 124 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:12] [217 HP / 155 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:12] * SSJ2Goku fires a ki blast at her head
[17:12] [279 HP / 24 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[17:12] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[17:12] [106 HP / 163 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (111 damage)
[17:12] * psYchO_saKi is blinded for a moment, half her face blown off, looking like the terminator...
[17:13] <psYchO_saKi> - F[BLEEP]K YOU I WILL END THIS -
[17:13] * psYchO_saKi LEAPS OVER HIM, GRABBING HIS HEAD BETWEEN HER THIGHS AND SLAMMING HIM BACKWARDS INTO THE CRATER
[17:14] <psYchO_saKi> /combp
[17:14] [106 HP / 63 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 29 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 3]
[17:14] [180 HP / 52 MP] SSJ2Goku has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 3 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (99 damage)
[17:14] * SSJ2Goku is SMASHED down into the crater, deepning it more... it begins to fill with water
[17:14] [106 HP / 71 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:14] <psYchO_saKi> GRAH!
[17:15] [180 HP / 69 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:15] <SSJ2Goku> Shoulda... followed... up...
[17:15] [106 HP / 74 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:15] [180 HP / 39 MP] SSJ2Goku LEAPS forward and HEADBUTTS SAKI (-30 MP)
[17:15] [105 HP / 77 MP] psYchO_saKi has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[17:15] * psYchO_saKi has a HARDER HEAD!
[17:16] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Goku took a chance at breaking the pattern but it didn't pay off!
[17:16] [105 HP / 123 MP] psYchO_saKi assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:16] <SSJ2Goku> ow ow ow ><
[17:16] [180 HP / 102 MP] SSJ2Goku assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[17:17] * psYchO_saKi KICKS Goku back into the crater, then pulls out all her guns and OPENS FIRE, BOMBARDING HIM with ANTI-MIDIAN .30mm SHELLS
[17:17] [105 HP / 23 MP] psYchO_saKi unleashes a 12 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 5]
[17:17] [176 HP / 110 MP] SSJ2Goku has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[17:18] * SSJ2Goku counters with a volley of ki blasts that explode the ordinace before impact!
[17:18] <SSJ2Goku> It's over.
[17:18] * SSJ2Goku levitates out of the crater, wiping some blood from under his ye
[17:18] <SSJ2Goku> ^eye
[17:19] * SSJ2Goku rains down firey ki blasts on Saki!
[17:19] [176 HP / 10 MP] SSJ2Goku unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[17:19] <spiritflame> SSJ2Goku rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[17:19] [68 HP / 36 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (37 damage)
[17:19] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP level of 105!
[17:19] [-12 HP / 43 MP] psYchO_saKi has been HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (117 damage)
[17:19] psYchO_saKi has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[17:19] * psYchO_saKi is BLASTED to PIECES
[17:20] * psYchO_saKi lies on the ground in pieces, smoking...
[17:20] * SSJ2Goku is now known as Goku
[17:20] * Goku stands over her and bows
[17:20] <Goku> I'd give you a Senzu, but I don't think that'll work...
[17:21] <Goku> You did really well! I wanna fight you again!
[17:21] * psYchO_saKi slowly reforms, laughing darkly...







       




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The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



Linked here are sites that we find hilarious, informative or both.



As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!