Suburban Senshi Chat #1982 - “Budokai 2k13: Ten'ou Haruka vs. Gemini Sunrise”
#1982 “Budokai 2k13: Ten'ou Haruka vs. Gemini Sunrise”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[15:05] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has joined #budokai
[15:05] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Texas_Samurai

[15:05] <+Luna-P> y0 @Texas_Samurai
[15:05] *** @ExtremeSailorUranus [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #budokai
[15:05] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[15:07] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And now it's time for the next fight in the 40th Tenka-ichi Budokai! Ten'ou Haruka, the leader(?) of the Outer Sailor Senshi versus Texas Samurai, Gemini Sunrise!
[15:08] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Gemini's anotehr student of Piccolo, who taught the current champ, Franziska von Karma! With her high spirit power, will Gemini be a mach for an Ultra Sailor Senshi?
[15:10] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> You made it pretty far, kid, but this is the end of the road.
[15:11] * @ExtremeSailorUranus gives a thumbs down
[15:11] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> I will f[BLEEP]k you up like Joffery Lannister
[15:11] <@Texas_Samurai> O_o
[15:12] <@Texas_Samurai> Then...
[15:12] * @Texas_Samurai unsheathes her sword
[15:12] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah'll just have t' take y'down fast!
[15:12] ☼ Scouter indicates Texas_Samurai has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[15:12] ☼ Scouter indicates Texas_Samurai has HP level of 1000!
[15:13] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> Heh, I don't mind the idea of you taking me down at all~ ♫
[15:13] ☼ Scouter indicates ExtremeSailorUranus has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[15:13] ☼ Scouter indicates ExtremeSailorUranus has HP level of 1000!
[15:14] <@Texas_Samurai> Hey! We's both married, an' Ah don't swing that way!
[15:14] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> Don't knock it till you've tried it~
[15:14] <spiritflame> @ExtremeSailorUranus rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[15:14] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> ... WHAT THE S[BLEEP]T DICE
[15:14] <@Texas_Samurai> /rol 1d20
[15:14] <spiritflame> @Texas_Samurai rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[15:14] <@Texas_Samurai> Heh~ looks like Ah start this here squaredance~
[15:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> and it looks like Gemini has the opening move!
[15:15] * @Texas_Samurai grips her blade, thinkin'...
[15:16] * @ExtremeSailorUranus is all confident and badass, her long white trenchcoat flapping in the breeze. She is the MOUNTAIN
[15:17] * @Texas_Samurai SWINGS her blade down at Haruka, jus' lettin' it cut th' wind an send her spirit power forth~
[15:17] [1000 HP / 900 MP] Texas_Samurai unleashes a 52 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 4]
[15:17] [864 HP / 1009 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has been HIT!! (x 4 Hits) (136 damage)
[15:18] * @ExtremeSailorUranus is BLASTED BACK, tumbling over but landing in a crouch, pressing her hand to the ground
[15:18] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> ...That was just a downward stroke... O_o
[15:19] * @ExtremeSailorUranus pulls out her Space sword, flicking it, it goes from its crescent shape into a katana similar to Gemini's but with a Uramus-themed hilt.
[15:19] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> Two can play this game, red~
[15:20] * @ExtremeSailorUranus swings her sword down in the same manner, sending forth her spirit power
[15:20] [864 HP / 909 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[15:20] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> WHAT THE S[BLEEP]T
[15:20] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> WHY DOES IT NEVER WORK FOR ME
[15:20] *** ... roll 1d5
[15:21] <spiritflame> @ExtremeSailorUranus rolls 1d5 [ 1 ]
[15:21] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> AWW SONOFA
[15:22] *** Sorry... 2d5
[15:22] <spiritflame> @ExtremeSailorUranus rolls 2d5 [ 2, 1 ]
[15:22] *** I MEAN 1d5 but one doesn't count because it's between 2 and 5 <_<
[15:23] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> BE MORE F[BLEEP]KING SPECIFIC
[15:23] *** Find roll 1d4 and add +1
[15:23] * @Texas_Samurai is jus'... waitin', here...
[15:23] <spiritflame> @ExtremeSailorUranus rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[15:24] <@Texas_Samurai> ...Aww shoot.
[15:24] [1000 HP / 910 MP] Texas_Samurai has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 3 ] (0 damage)
[15:24] * @Texas_Samurai SWINGS HER BLADE n' BATS back th' ENERGY!
[15:24] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> O_o
[15:24] [708 HP / 960 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (x 3 Hits) (156 damage)
[15:25] * @ExtremeSailorUranus gets SLAMMED by her own power and gets her trnchcoat burned off at the sleeves!
[15:25] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> F[BLEEP]K THIS NOISE
[15:26] * @ExtremeSailorUranus SLAMS her blade into the ring, sending energy cascading out at Gemini
[15:26] [708 HP / 460 MP] SPECIAL ATK: ExtremeSailorUranus WORLD SHAKING SUPREME! (-500 MP)
[15:26] [902 HP / 926 MP ] Texas_Samurai has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (98 damage)
[15:27] * @Texas_Samurai cries out as th' gound explodes under her, sendin' her flyin' inta th' air, burnin' an' outta control!
[15:27] * @Texas_Samurai steadies herself...
[15:27] * @Texas_Samurai aims... swingin' her blade down...
[15:28] <@Texas_Samurai> MIFUNE RYU KEMPO... RUMBLIN' WHEEL!!
[15:28] * @Texas_Samurai sends three huge fireballs at Haruka!
[15:28] [902 HP / 826 MP] Texas_Samurai unleashes a 67 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 2]
[15:28] [632 HP / 475 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has been HIT!! (x 2 Hits) (76 damage)
[15:28] * @ExtremeSailorUranus raises her forearm to block, but still gets charred
[15:28] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> All that work... for WHAT!
[15:29] * @ExtremeSailorUranus crouches and JUMPS, leaping up to PUNCH her
[15:29] [632 HP / 375 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[15:29] <spiritflame> @ExtremeSailorUranus rolls 1d4 [ 3 ]
[15:29] [902 HP / 829 MP] Texas_Samurai has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 4 ] (0 damage)
[15:30] * @Texas_Samurai meets th' mega punch with her OWN GEMINI PUNCH!
[15:30] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Holy reflexes, batman!
[15:30] [630 HP / 377 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[15:30] * @ExtremeSailorUranus BLOCKS the punchback with a THUNDERCLAP
[15:31] * @ExtremeSailorUranus grins, "not bad, kiddo~
[15:31] <@Texas_Samurai> Likewise~
[15:32] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Damn, that could have been a gamechanger... but Haruka's holding her own!
[15:32] * @Texas_Samurai and Haruka land HARD on the ring, their boots exploding the tiles
[15:32] * @Texas_Samurai rapidly sheathes her sword
[15:33] * @Texas_Samurai goes for a series of hard punches t' Haruka's gut!
[15:33] [902 HP / 729 MP] Texas_Samurai unleashes a 97 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 4]
[15:33] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Oh man, she's not letting up on the hits!
[15:33] [534 HP / 392 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 4 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (96 damage)
[15:33] * @ExtremeSailorUranus is hit in her weak spot... the beer belly >_<
[15:33] * @ExtremeSailorUranus drops to the ground X_o
[15:35] * @Texas_Samurai has her blade out quickly iado-style and sends out several heavy air slashes at Haruka!
[15:35] [902 HP / 629 MP] Texas_Samurai unleashes a 77 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 4]
[15:35] [534 HP / 394 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell 4 ] (0 damage)
[15:35] * @ExtremeSailorUranus manages to pull out her blade and block the slashes on RAW instinct
[15:36] [690 HP / 633 MP] Texas_Samurai has been HIT!! (x 4 Hits) (212 damage)
[15:36] * @Texas_Samurai takes th' hits an' flies back, her leather jacket all tore up ><
[15:37] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Oh snap! the power gap is narrowing!
[15:37] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> You'
[15:37] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> YOU ARE GOING DOWN
[15:37] <@ExtremeSailorUranus> AND NOT IN THE SEXY WAY
[15:37] * @ExtremeSailorUranus leaps in and starts beer-hall punching Gemini in the gut
[15:37] [534 HP / 294 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus unleashes a hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell ]
[15:38] <spiritflame> @ExtremeSailorUranus rolls 1d4 [ 2 ]
[15:38] [690 HP / 634 MP] Texas_Samurai has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[15:38] * @Texas_Samurai SWINGS outta th' way~
[15:39] <@Texas_Samurai> - If it's a slobberknocker you want, this texas gal IS MORE THAN HAPPY T' OBLIGE! -
[15:39] <[gTV]Red_Crow> That voice...
[15:39] <=( KiNG KAi )=> That's not the the gentle Gemini we know!
[15:40] [690 HP / 134 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Texas_Samurai Puts a good'ol'fashion BEATIN' on Haruka, takin' her out t' th' woodshed n' givin' her a whuppin' fit fer a government mule! (-500 MP)
[15:40] [-74 HP/ 299 MP] ExtremeSailorUranus has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (608 damage)
[15:40] ExtremeSailorUranus has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[15:41] * @ExtremeSailorUranus has the EVERLOVING S[BLEEP]T BEAT OUT OF HER OH GOD HALP WHY CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[15:41] * @ExtremeSailorUranus is pummeled and punched down INTO THE FREAKING RING
[15:41] * @ExtremeSailorUranus is now known as SpeedRcrX
[15:41] * @SpeedRcrX lies int he crater all jacked up
[15:42] * @Texas_Samurai tosses Haruka a seznu bean.
[15:42] <@Texas_Samurai> - Don't mess with Texas. -
[15:43] * @Texas_Samurai holds a fist up in victory n' heads out
[15:43] *** @Texas_Samurai [shiny@lonestar.com] has left #budokai (Y'stand in yer own light--make it Shine!!)
[15:43] <@SpeedRcrX> did someone get the name of that goddamn bus
[15:43] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has left #budokai (Faster than Light Speed)







       




September 17, 2000: Hotaru was helping out with a bazaar at Honjo Kindergarten, when Ves-Ves attacked using Sailor Sommelier, determined to entrap Tuxedo Mask. As the Senshi unleashed attack after attack to no effect, the Starlights showed up, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Prince Endymion got distracted, unable to get a haunting tune from the past out of his mind. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
 


Hit!Graph

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you would have been reconstituted
<FireFly_9> And you knew that at the time?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hell yes
<FireFly_9> So... you knew that the removal of one's starseed was a non-lethal tactic?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah, it woulda been all good
<FireFly_9> So, you decided to use a nonlethal tactic on Galaxia
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
* FireFly_9 waits
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh like we would have put the [BLEEP] back for HER


 
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