Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

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<Mdm_Maestro> I am thankful I was not born any of you. I am also thankful that you exist, to appreciate my superior genius, and give me a baseline with which to contrast my rapid ascension to the heights of the elite.


welcome to #budokai

[07:44] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #budokai
[07:44] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:44] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #budokai
[07:44] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:45] <psYchO_saKi> So... it's the man who trained my creator...
[07:45] * GERMATOID GIVES A THUMBS UP!
[07:46] <psYchO_saKi> Well, I'm going to crush you.... I've never advanced into the finals of any Budokai... and for the ulimate killing machine, that's just unforgivable!
[07:47] * GERMATOID RIPS OFF HSI LAB COAT AND SHIRT, REVEALING WIDE, MASSIVE, MUSCULAR PECS
[07:47] <GERMATOID> YOUR PROBLEM, LITTLE GIRL, IS YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL IN THE BUDOKAI~ ♫
[07:48] * psYchO_saKi grins
[07:48] <psYchO_saKi> your soon-to-be problem, gramps, is that you're a regenerator, which makes you VERY hard to kill~
[07:48] <psYchO_saKi> which means i can make you wish you WERE dead~
[07:48] * psYchO_saKi cackles
[07:48] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[07:49] <psYchO_saKi> ... OH FOR F[BLEEP]K'S SAKE!
[07:49] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:49] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[07:49] <GERMATOID> .....................
[07:49] <psYchO_saKi> HAHAHAHAHA
[07:49] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[07:49] <psYchO_saKi> ¬_¬
[07:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> clearly the god of dice is being a b[BLEEP]ch today
[07:50] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[07:50] <GERMATOID> ..................................
[07:50] * psYchO_saKi lets her grin curl up not unlike that of Mister Grinch~
[07:50] <psYchO_saKi> oh no, the true b[BLEEP]ch emerges now~
[07:51] <psYchO_saKi> I was gonna be all slow and tactical about this...
[07:51] <psYchO_saKi> But...
[07:52] * psYchO_saKi pulls out her giant .30mm Hellsing ARMS Anti-Midian Cannon 'Harkonnen'.
[07:52] * psYchO_saKi presses it to his chest
[07:52] <psYchO_saKi> F[BLEEP]K IT!!!!
[07:53] [250 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: psYchO_saKi UNLOADS a SHOT POINT BLANK TO GERMATOID'S MIDSECTION (-500 MP)
[07:53] [54 HP / 1016 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (196 damage)
[07:53] * GERMATOID HAS THE MIDDLE PART OF HIS BODY BASICALLY BLOWN OUT, BLACK GOOP SPLATTERING THE CLEAR BARRIERS BEHIND HIM
[07:54] <GERMATOID> KEH... KEH... KEH...
[07:54] * GERMATOID DOUBLES OVER, WHEEZING...
[07:54] <GERMATOID> IF THAT'S THE WAY.. YOU WANT TO FIGHT.. LITTLE GIRL...
[07:54] * GERMATOID WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER TIGHTLY, PULLING HER INTO A TIGHT EMBRACE
[07:55] <psYchO_saKi> H-hey, what is this, some kind of ecchi warfare?!
[07:55] <GERMATOID> IT'S... TWISTER... FOR YOU...
[07:56] [54 HP / 516 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID USES THE SPECIAL SHAPE-SHIFTING SUPERHUMAN POWER OF THE GERMATOID TO TWIST IN AN IMPOSSIBLE POSITION, _WRENCHING_ SAKURA APRIL'S RIGID METAL BODY APART AS HE CORKSCREWS HIS OWN, NOT LETTING THE DEATH-HUG GO (-500 MP)
[07:57] [51 HP / 502 MP ] psYchO_saKi has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (199 damage)
[07:58] * psYchO_saKi cries out in pain as her back snaps, and she loses all control of her legs... dropping to the ground like a broken doll
[07:58] <psYchO_saKi> - b[BLEEP]ch... i can come back from this... -
[07:58] <GERMATOID> IT TAKES YOU TOO LONG TO HEAL UP~
[07:58] * psYchO_saKi grins
[07:58] <psYchO_saKi> my hands still work~
[07:58] <psYchO_saKi> and they're all i need~
[07:59] * psYchO_saKi reaches down, under her dress, and pulls out both her Hellsing ARMS 13 mm Auto Anti-Freak Combat Pistol, Jackal, and her Hellsing ARMS .454 Casull Auto...
[07:59] * psYchO_saKi grins and lines up the shots...
[08:00] [51 HP / 2 MP] SPECIAL ATK: psYchO_saKi BLASTS THE EVERLOVING S[BLEEP]T OUT OF THE GRINNING OLD MAN UNTIL HE'S JUST A SMEAR OF BLACK GOO OUTSIDE THE RING (-500 MP)
[08:00] [-130 HP/ 534 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (184 damage)
[08:00] GERMATOID has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[08:01] * GERMATOID IS THOROUGHLY PERFORATED, AND FALLS OUT OF THE RING, A BLACK OILY, TWITCHING MASS, CACKLING EVEN AS HIS BODY REGENERATES
[08:01] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Well that match went out with a bang!
[08:02] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Sakura April's vicious this year... but next round victory won't be that easy...
[08:02] * psYchO_saKi digs her fingers into the ground and hauls herself off the ring, auto-repair systems slowly reconnecting her spine
[08:03] <psYchO_saKi> - This is my year, b[BLEEP]ches... watch out... -
[08:05] <=( KiNG KAi )=> it'll be interesting to see how she fares against Goku next round! Guns won't work on him!
[08:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I know, but first we have the pupil versus the master... rei.bot versus Sakura X. Aino! See you next time!


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[08:06] <flame_SNIPER> Hotaru-chan? How do you stand it here?
[08:07] <FireFly_9> A well supplied medicine cabinet filled with painkillers and Aspirin.


 
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