the current system time is: Thu Jul 04 07:43 2013; you are connected on irc0.tomoelabs.co.jp; message of the day follows:
<Mdm_Maestro> I am thankful I was not born any of you. I am also thankful that you exist, to appreciate my superior genius, and give me a baseline with which to contrast my rapid ascension to the heights of the elite.
welcome to #budokai
[07:44] *** psYchO_saKi [email@example.com] has joined #budokai
[07:44] ☼ Scouter indicates psYchO_saKi has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:44] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #budokai
[07:44] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[07:45] <psYchO_saKi> So... it's the man who trained my creator...
[07:45] * GERMATOID GIVES A THUMBS UP!
[07:46] <psYchO_saKi> Well, I'm going to crush you.... I've never advanced into the finals of any Budokai... and for the ulimate killing machine, that's just unforgivable!
[07:47] * GERMATOID RIPS OFF HSI LAB COAT AND SHIRT, REVEALING WIDE, MASSIVE, MUSCULAR PECS
[07:47] <GERMATOID> YOUR PROBLEM, LITTLE GIRL, IS YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO KILL IN THE BUDOKAI~ ♫
[07:48] * psYchO_saKi grins
[07:48] <psYchO_saKi> your soon-to-be problem, gramps, is that you're a regenerator, which makes you VERY hard to kill~
[07:48] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ which means i can make you wish you WERE dead~ ♡
[07:48] * psYchO_saKi cackles
[07:48] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 1 ]
[07:49] <psYchO_saKi> ... OH FOR F[BLEEP]K'S SAKE!
[07:49] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:49] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[07:49] <GERMATOID> .....................
[07:49] <psYchO_saKi> HAHAHAHAHA
[07:49] <spiritflame> psYchO_saKi rolls 1d20 [ 4 ]
[07:49] <psYchO_saKi> ¬_¬
[07:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ clearly the god of dice is being a b[BLEEP]ch today
[07:50] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[07:50] <GERMATOID> ..................................
[07:50] * psYchO_saKi lets her grin curl up not unlike that of Mister Grinch~
[07:50] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ oh no, the true b[BLEEP]ch emerges now~ ♡
[07:51] <psYchO_saKi> I was gonna be all slow and tactical about this...
[07:51] <psYchO_saKi> But...
[07:52] * psYchO_saKi pulls out her giant .30mm Hellsing ARMS Anti-Midian Cannon 'Harkonnen'.
[07:52] * psYchO_saKi presses it to his chest
[07:52] <psYchO_saKi> F[BLEEP]K IT!!!!
[07:53] [250 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: psYchO_saKi UNLOADS a SHOT POINT BLANK TO GERMATOID'S MIDSECTION (-500 MP)
[07:53] [54 HP / 1016 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (196 damage)
[07:53] * GERMATOID HAS THE MIDDLE PART OF HIS BODY BASICALLY BLOWN OUT, BLACK GOOP SPLATTERING THE CLEAR BARRIERS BEHIND HIM
[07:54] <GERMATOID> KEH... KEH... KEH...
[07:54] * GERMATOID DOUBLES OVER, WHEEZING...
[07:54] <GERMATOID> IF THAT'S THE WAY.. YOU WANT TO FIGHT.. LITTLE GIRL...
[07:54] * GERMATOID WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER TIGHTLY, PULLING HER INTO A TIGHT EMBRACE
[07:55] <psYchO_saKi> H-hey, what is this, some kind of ecchi warfare?!
[07:55] <GERMATOID> IT'S... TWISTER... FOR YOU...
[07:56] [54 HP / 516 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID USES THE SPECIAL SHAPE-SHIFTING SUPERHUMAN POWER OF THE GERMATOID TO TWIST IN AN IMPOSSIBLE POSITION, _WRENCHING_ SAKURA APRIL'S RIGID METAL BODY APART AS HE CORKSCREWS HIS OWN, NOT LETTING THE DEATH-HUG GO (-500 MP)
[07:57] [51 HP / 502 MP ] psYchO_saKi has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (199 damage)
[07:58] * psYchO_saKi cries out in pain as her back snaps, and she loses all control of her legs... dropping to the ground like a broken doll
[07:58] <psYchO_saKi> - b[BLEEP]ch... i can come back from this... -
[07:58] <GERMATOID> IT TAKES YOU TOO LONG TO HEAL UP~
[07:58] * psYchO_saKi grins
[07:58] <psYchO_saKi> my hands still work~
[07:58] <psYchO_saKi> ♡ and they're all i need~ ♡
[07:59] * psYchO_saKi reaches down, under her dress, and pulls out both her Hellsing ARMS 13 mm Auto Anti-Freak Combat Pistol, Jackal, and her Hellsing ARMS .454 Casull Auto...
[07:59] * psYchO_saKi grins and lines up the shots...
[08:00] [51 HP / 2 MP] SPECIAL ATK: psYchO_saKi BLASTS THE EVERLOVING S[BLEEP]T OUT OF THE GRINNING OLD MAN UNTIL HE'S JUST A SMEAR OF BLACK GOO OUTSIDE THE RING (-500 MP)
[08:00] [-130 HP/ 534 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (184 damage)
[08:00] GERMATOID has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[08:01] * GERMATOID IS THOROUGHLY PERFORATED, AND FALLS OUT OF THE RING, A BLACK OILY, TWITCHING MASS, CACKLING EVEN AS HIS BODY REGENERATES
[08:01] <=( KiNG KAi )=> ♦ Well that match went out with a bang!
[08:02] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Sakura April's vicious this year... but next round victory won't be that easy...
[08:02] * psYchO_saKi digs her fingers into the ground and hauls herself off the ring, auto-repair systems slowly reconnecting her spine
[08:03] <psYchO_saKi> - This is my year, b[BLEEP]ches... watch out... -
[08:05] <=( KiNG KAi )=> ♦ it'll be interesting to see how she fares against Goku next round! Guns won't work on him!
[08:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ I know, but first we have the pupil versus the master... rei.bot versus Sakura X. Aino! See you next time!
| December 11, 1997:
Seiya was at a new virtual reality theatre, when Petz attacked using Nipasu, determined to force a final showdown with Sailor Moon. As the Senshi posed and made corny speeches, The Four Strange Sisters joined them, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. The Moonlight Knight got offended that the villains were misusing roses. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used Artemis' sudden recollection of obscure Silver Millennium trivia to win.
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