Suburban Senshi Chat #1976 - “Budokai 2013: Rev. H. Elios vs. Ten'ou Haruka”
#1976 “Budokai 2013: Rev. H. Elios vs. Ten'ou Haruka”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, you should really stop lighting your farts

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[09:46] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Well, after a long delay due to random Mecha attack Damage, we're back for the next round of the 40th Tenkai-ichi Budokai!
[09:47] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Oh yeah! Oh yeah! And this time it's going to be a Stampede of a battle!
[09:47] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Are you trying to make Horse puns because Elios is in this fight?
[09:48] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Oh, you know me Akane, I just love "horsing" around! geheheheh!
[09:49] * Reverend_H strolls down to the Arena to the strains of John Cena's "you can't see me" theme song.
[09:49] ☼ Scouter indicates Reverend_H has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[09:50] <=( KiNG KAi )=> There's Elios, all "charged" up!
[09:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Charged? How is that a pun?
[09:50] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Like a charger horse?
[09:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> not feeling it.
[09:51] * @SpeedRcrX comes to the ring to the strains of "This is My House" by the Milwaukee Brewers.
[09:51] * @Ultra Sailot Uranus is now known as Ultra Sailor Uranus
[09:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Ultra Sailor Uranus has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[09:52] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Much has been said about the Ultra Sailor form, but we've only really seen it used once by Sailor Saturn, and she's too terrifying to count!
[09:52] <spiritflame> @Ultra Sailor Uranus rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[09:52] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> ....
[09:52] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP]ing [BLEEP]!
[09:53] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Hey, there's kids watching!
[09:53] <Reverend_H> You're going down yo~
[09:53] <spiritflame> Reverend_H rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[09:53] <Reverend_H> ....................... D:
[09:53] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[09:54] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> - You're going to die. -
[09:54] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Killing the opponent is grounds for forfeit!
[09:54] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> - Diet. Yes. -
[09:55] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ¬_¬
[09:56] [250 HP / 500 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ultra Sailor Uranus turns around, whips out her Space Sword, shifting it into the form of a Katana and UNLEASHING a cloud of NASTY GAS "Enjoy this diet of PAIN! URANUS METHANE HURRICANE!" (-500 MP)
[09:56] [240 HP / 1010 MP ] Reverend_H has BLOCKED a special attack! (10 damage)
[09:57] * Reverend_H just pinches his goddamn nose shut.
[09:57] <Reverend_H> (nasal) Yo, Dat all you got, yo?
[09:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Boy, am I glad for the protective shielding separating us from the arena right now...
[09:58] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Well! It looks like Haruka ran out of gas! *snort*
[09:58] * [gTV]Red_Crow punches King Kai in the face
[09:59] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Oh! you wanna start something!?
[09:59] *** there is a mic squeal as they start fighting
[09:59] * Reverend_H pulls his horn out of his head
[09:59] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> O_o
[10:00] * Reverend_H turns it into a giant golden hammer that looks suspiciously like a ripoff of Mjolnr
[10:00] * Reverend_H swings it around and around, building momentum
[10:00] [240 HP / 510 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Reverend_H SLAMS it into Haruka's skull "DREAM SMASHER!" (-500 MP)
[10:01] [102 HP / 502 MP ] Ultra Sailor Uranus has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (148 damage)
[10:01] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus is SMASHED right into the arena floor like a spike driven into concrete, the entire ring cracking and splitting, the entire island shaking like it was hit but an earthquake tremor
[10:03] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus 's head is the only thing sticking out of the ground, with a huge bruise on it
[10:03] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> That... hurt... mother... f[BLEEP]ker...
[10:03] <Reverend_H> I told you you was going down, yo.
[10:04] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus closes her eyes...
[10:04] <Reverend_H> Giving up, yo?
[10:04] *** the sky starts to darken and rumble...
[10:04] *** the wind picks up...
[10:04] <Reverend_H> ...
[10:05] * the dark clouds part, revealing a blood-red sky above...
[10:05] * =( KiNG KAi )= manages to grab a mic even as he's being strangled
[10:05] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Ooh! It looks like Haruka's going for another one of her Ultra form attacks!
[10:05] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> Sky...
[10:05] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> World...
[10:06] [102 HP / 2 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Ultra Sailor Uranus "BREAKING!" (-500 MP)
[10:07] *** A huge tornado descends from the sky, at least F6 class, enveloping Elios and his half of the ring
[10:07] [40 HP / 518 MP ] Reverend_H has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (200 damage)
[10:08] * Reverend_H is forcibly ripped up into the air, the ring beneath him liquifying into shreds of Concrete... he barely manages to cling to conciousness, trandofming into his Pegasus mode
[10:08] * Reverend_H is now known as Pegasus
[10:09] * Pegasus folds his wings close to his body, and aims his horn for Haruka's head
[10:09] * Pegasus DIVEBOMBS
[10:10] [40 HP / 18 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Pegasus 12,000 HORSEPOWER PUNCH! (-500 MP)
[10:10] [84 HP / 11 MP ] Ultra Sailor Uranus has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[10:11] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus CRACKS the ring and forces an arm out of the ground and grabs Elios by the horn, holding him upright in the air, the Tornado still swirling around them.
[10:11] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> No.
[10:11] <Pegasus> O_o
[10:12] <[gTV]Red_Crow> AN EPIC BLOCK
[10:12] <=( KiNG KAi )=> but neither of them have a lot of attack power left!
[10:12] [84 HP / 45 MP] Ultra Sailor Uranus assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:12] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Looks like Haruka's going to try and rebuild her power
[10:13] * Pegasus closes his eyes and stays aloft
[10:13] [40 HP / 40 MP] Pegasus assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:13] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Elios is weak, though... If Haruka can make one well-timed punch...
[10:13] [84 HP / 75 MP] Ultra Sailor Uranus assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:14] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Looks like she's not taking any chances!
[10:14] [40 HP / 66 MP] Pegasus assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> As I look at it, Haruka has two choices... try to biuld enough power for a combo, or hope for a lucky Punch. If she goes for a punch and it doesn;t KO Elios, Elios will be able to strike with a Combo!
[10:15] <=( KiNG KAi )=> It's all about who reaches 100 MP first!
[10:15] [84 HP / 90 MP] Ultra Sailor Uranus assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:15] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Haruka's commited to the path!
[10:16] [40 HP / 115 MP] Pegasus assumes a defensive stance and awaits your next move. (0 damage)
[10:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Still, it's Haruka's turn... and he has more strength... she might be able to survive the hit...
[10:17] [0 HP / 174 MP] Ultra Sailor Uranus desperately channels all their life energy for one last attack! (-84 HP) [ Transfer successful! Combatant may continue with an attack ]
[10:17] <[gTV]Red_Crow> OH S[BLEEP]T. HE'S GAMBLING IT ALL
[10:17] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus grins
[10:18] <@Ultra Sailor Uranus> Speed... Rush.
[10:18] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus BEGINS SLAMMING Elios back and forth into the arena floor at super speed, almost faster than the eye can see
[10:22] [0 HP / 74 MP] Ultra Sailor Uranus unleashes a 21 hit COMBO! (-100 MP) [ /sell 4 ]
[10:22] [-100 HP / 143 MP] Pegasus has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (x 4 Hits) [ Opponent: Attack again ] (140 damage)
[10:22] Pegasus has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[10:23] * Pegasus is SMASHED into a smear of pain in the ground, the tornado subsiding as Uranus stands over his broken body victorious.
[10:24] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus pumps her fist into the air.
[10:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Anybody who says the Budokai fights like strategy... this was the match that proved you wrong.
[10:25] <=( KiNG KAi )=> Haruka took her chance, and gambled it all, winning by a hair at the last second!
[10:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Join us next time as it's the Cowgirl versus the Namek! Gemini Sunrise vs Mr. Piccolo!
[10:26] <=( KiNG KAi )=> It should be one heck of a squaredance!


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