Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #195: “Hab SoSlI' Quch!”
#195: “Hab SoSlI' Quch!”

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*** Topic is '-= Makoto is going to be on Iron Chef 3003!! =-'
<FireFly_9> Well, U.S. Government agents are now probably fluent in Klingon.
<// J_Daito //> Huh?
<FireFly_9> "Founder of the Klingon Language Institute (KLI), a non-profit organization that promotes the study
<FireFly_9> of the ficticious language, Lawrence Schoen, was recently asked to present to U.S. military and civilian linguists."
<// J_Daito //> "Present?" As in "proposition for mating"?
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> Not quite.
<FireFly_9> "The government felt that terrorists might try to use Klingon--which
<FireFly_9> possesses unique sound patterns and grammar--as a code for their communications."
<// J_Daito //> Uh-huh
<// J_Daito //> What's next, hiring Lord of the Rings otaku
<// J_Daito //> to teach Delta Force hobbitspeak? Or Elvish?
<FireFly_9> Heh.
<// J_Daito //> Or how about VKLL-speak?
<// J_Daito //> "All saucy infidels must perish! We will Burn you PERFECTLY! Die, Cheeky spawn of SATAN!!"
<FireFly_9> I don't think they would be able to successfully decrypt VKLL speak.
<FireFly_9> Critical Terms would forever remain untranslated.
<// J_Daito //> Yes, for we all know you possess the mighty skill of "Omega Soldier Recovery", Hotaru
<FireFly_9> A truly awesome skill.
<FireFly_9> One so sublime *I* don't even know what it is.
<FireFly_9> Anyway, the place I saw the article was
<FireFly_9> http://talk.trekweb.com/articles/2003/04/24/1051187178.html
<// J_Daito //> So what does Hab SoSlI' Quch! mean, anyway?
<FireFly_9> Your mother has a smooth forehead.
<// J_Daito //> HOW CHEEKY! YOU SAUCY GIRL!
<FireFly_9> Heh.
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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

~~I intend to master in VKLL-speak in grad school. Its quite difficult though, I'm not sure if I'll be able to complete it in 3 years. I'm not nearly cheeky enough, and forget about saucy. But I'll do my best.

-- Jay Navok, burning myself perfectly since 1996



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