Suburban Senshi Chat #1949 - “Coup d'ecrap”
#1949 “Coup d'ecrap”

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Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD]
Okay that's it.. it's the ten year anniversary and we've been sitting here stalled out for months. Nothing's happening. ago via BlackBerryCommentLike

 

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] We're sort of dead. ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] f[BLEEP]k that noise ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] It's time for a revolution ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] Time for the site *I* f[BLEEP]king created 10 years ago to come back to its glory days ago

Jay Daito What glory days ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] Shut up asswipe ago

Jay Daito I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Oh, if by "asswipe" you mean the only man to SURVIVE the mass extinction event that ERASED YOU FROM LIVING, then yes you must be ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] F[BLEEP]k off and listen ago

Jay Daito Can't listen; f[BLEEP]ked off ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] LISTEN FIRS TTHEM F[BLEEP]K OFF ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] ^LISTEN FIRST THEN F[BLEEP]K OFF ago

Jay Daito Fine what ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] WE gonna take over this b[BLEEP]ch ago

Doctor Xadium You what ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] You don't so s[BLEEP]t anymore ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] ^do ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] IT'S MY TIME NOW ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] Didn't we do this already ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] THIS TIME IT WILL BE DONE CORRECTLY ago

Doctor Xadium ok. whatever ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] ...You're not going to fight this? ago

Doctor Xadium i'm too ttired to care; life has destroyed my creative impulse. have fun ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] ...At least put up a struggle ago

Doctor Xadium nope ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] I am rapidly losing interest ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] (I can see the e.penis deflating now) ago

Jay Daito Don't let X fool you! ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] Huh? ago

Jay Daito he's feigning apahty to make you disinterested! ago

Doctor Xadium no i'm not ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] HE IS ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] F[BLEEP]K YOU OLD MAN ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] YOU'RE GOING DOWN! ago

Gemini Sunrise (that's later tonight) ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] EWW ago

Gemini Sunrise What? T' th' grocery store! ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] D: ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] WHAT HAVE I BECOME ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] I, TEN'OU HARUKA, DECLARE THE FACEBOOK ERA DEAD ago

Jay Daito well that failed utterly ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] BECAUSE FACEBOOK IS S[BLEEP]T ago

Jay Daito Listen. You don't have the skill to even make Tumblr work right. ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] WE ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] WILL SE ABOUT THAT ago

Jay Daito wait what ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] No. NO. F[BLEEP]K TUMBLR ago

Tomoe Hotaru [DEAD] If you do this I SWEAR TO GOD ago

Ten'ou Haruka [DEAD] :3 ago








       


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February 16, 1998: Ami, Rei, Minako and Makoto were cooking sweet potatoes in a fire, when Super Beryl attacked using The demon of the Lake, determined to put the Earth into Deep Freeze. As the Senshi totally ignored the threat, arguing amongst themselves, Safir joined them, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Tuxedo Mask got left half-dead. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden run in biting by Luna. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
 


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<// J_Daito //> Ok then, Rei-san, these punks think you're less understandable than Babelfish. That's Bull[BLEEP]. Tell them about foreign left handed people.
<- spiritflame -> i do my incredibly hot girlfriend who cannot set enough best will!! about course your stop, hmm.


 
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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



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The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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