Suburban Senshi Chat #1907 - “Budokai 2k12: Quarterfinal 2 - Franziska von Karma vs Souichi Tomoe”
#1907 “Budokai 2k12: Quarterfinal 2 - Franziska von Karma vs Souichi Tomoe”
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[10:42] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ the Quarterfinals continue, with Franziska von Karma going up against the Mad Scientist from Mugen, Souicihi Tomoe!
[10:42] <@Texas_Samurai> ♦ Ah sure do hope he doesn't take off his shirt again ><
[10:43] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ amazingly, #oldmanhasawesomepecs is still trending on twitter!
[10:43] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #budokai
[10:44] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #budokai
[10:44] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[10:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Franziska von Karma has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[10:44] <GERMATOID> GREETINGS, FRAULEIN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[10:45] <Franziska von Karma> Tch. You sound like that foolish Klavier Gavin.
[10:45] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[10:46] <GERMATOID> ... I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT YOUR "ROOKIE" STREAK ENDS HERE BUT...
[10:46] <spiritflame> Franziska von Karma rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[10:46] <Franziska von Karma> This may not be the courtroom, where everyone respects my experience...
[10:47] <Franziska von Karma> But I shall prove my worth in this ring.
[10:48] <GERMATOID> HURT ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[10:48] * Franziska von Karma curtsies "As you like"
[10:49] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma LASHES out with her whip at BLINDING speed, each hit a thunderclap tearing flesh and skin and gristle and bone in a "Passion of the Tomoe" orgy of pain and violence that would make Mel Gibson mess himself in pleasure instantly (-500 MP)
[10:49] [63 HP / 1014 MP ] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (187 damage)
[10:50] * GERMATOID CRIES OUT IN PAIN (OR IS IT PLEASURE?!) AND DROPS TO THE GROUND, HEAVING
[10:50] <@Texas_Samurai> Dang... well he did ask her t' hurt 'im....
[10:51] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ Yeah but you know the Professor, he always has something crazy up his sleeve!
[10:52] [63 HP / 514 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID TURNS THE RENDED STRIPS OF BACON-LIKE FLESH THAT HAD BEEN TORN OFF HIS BODY INTO TINY ACTION-FIGURE SIZED MINI-HIMS AND SENDS THEM SWARMING ALL OVER VON KARMA LIKE LECHEROUS LILLIPUTANS COPPING FEELS AND TACKLING HER DOWN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! (-500 MP)
[10:52] [75 HP / 517 MP ] Franziska von Karma has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (175 damage)
[10:53] * Franziska von Karma CRIES OUT as the FOOLISH midgets swarm all over her clothes and in them!
[10:53] <Franziska von Karma> THIS IS FOOLISH!
[10:53] <GERMATOID> OH I DUNNO, I'M LOVING THE VIEW~
[10:53] <GERMATOID> ...TEDDY BEARS?
[10:53] <Franziska von Karma> !
[10:54] <Franziska von Karma>
[10:54] <Franziska von Karma> You're going to PAY FOR THAT!
[10:54] <@Texas_Samurai> ♦ Do Ah wanna know whut he's talkin' about...
[10:55] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ Probably not, but #vonkarmasundies are the new #1 on Twitter!
[10:57] [75 HP / 17 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma YELLS and actually lets out a ki aura that throws off the little tiny men, then she SAVAGELY Whips Tomoe into Paste with strikes so fast and blinding it just looks like a cloud of brown black leather consuming Tomoe! (-500 MP)
[10:57] <Franziska von Karma> I'M GOING TO BEAT SENSE INTO YOU!
[10:57] [-128 HP/ 525 MP] GERMATOID has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (191 damage)
[10:57] GERMATOID has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[10:57] * GERMATOID IS TORN TO BITS AND REFORMS...
[10:58] <GERMATOID> UNH...
[10:58] * GERMATOID HOLDS HIS HEAD
[10:58] <GERMATOID> I...
[10:58] * GERMATOID STARTS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY
[10:58] <GERMATOID> I'VE BEEN SUCH A BAD MAN....
[10:58] * Franziska von Karma crosses her arms in satisfaction
[10:59] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ Oh my god! Has Von Karma actually slapped the sanity back into Tomoe?!
[10:59] * GERMATOID GOES OVER TO VON KARMA TO BEG FORGIVENESS....
[10:59] <Franziska von Karma> Welll...
[10:59] * GERMATOID GLOMPS HER AND PUFF PUFFS
[11:00] <Franziska von Karma> ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[11:00] <GERMATOID> PSYCHE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[11:00] * Dr. M. Hanyu beats the s[BLEEP]t out of her TV
[11:00] <Dr. M. Hanyu> - Von Karma you TEMPTRESS -
[11:01] * Franziska von Karma flails and whips tomoe into pieces again as the crowd erupts in laughter
[11:01] <@Texas_Samurai> ♦ an' so Miss von Karma advances t' th' semi finals!
[11:02] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ the next fight promises to be an interesting one! Doctor Xadium versus Arx Sylvanran!
[11:02] <@Texas_Samurai> ♦ Y-yeah...
[11:02] * @Texas_Samurai puts down her mic
[11:02] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ What's wrong?
[11:03] * @Texas_Samurai hands Miss Akane a letter Arx had given her a few days back
[11:05] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ "Xadium... when I came to Ten'Aino house, I was intent on exacting revenge upon you for the sins visited to the other part of my soul, your daugther from a dead timeline, Noriko. After interacting with you in court and being trained by your fianceé Gemini, I had thought that rage had cooled. But now, fate has brought us against each other in the Budokai, and the old anger rises again. I must cast out these demons at your expense. When we next meet... I will end you once and for all. "
[11:05] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ Whoa.
[11:06] <[gTV]Sailor Lead Crow> ♦ I'm being handed a note... the next match will be an "I quit!" Match! The loser leaves Ten'Aino house forever!
[11:12] <@Texas_Samurai> Ah didn't train her fer this...
[11:13] * @Texas_Samurai is away: Cain't watch this next one
<GERMATOID> HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT EBICHU AND HAMTARO LOOK ALIKE
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wow... imagine if some kid watched Ebichu thinking it was Hamtaro
<// J_Daito //> They'd be saying "What is Hino Rei doing with that man and why is Tsukino Usagi talking about bodily orafaces and getting splattered against walls"