Suburban Senshi Chat #1901 - “Budokai 2k12: Souichi Tomoe vs. Ten'ou Haruka”
#1901 “Budokai 2k12: Souichi Tomoe vs. Ten'ou Haruka”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[11:38] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Ohh, Jupiter just fell off the Budokai building and no one caught her.
[11:38] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> Thank goodness there's a hospital on Papaya Island!
[11:39] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I could hear those bones cracking from here! Anyway, the next match is Souichi Tomoe vs Ten'ou Haruka, who was a complete a[BLEEP]le to Sailor Venus in her last match!
[11:40] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> oddly some people have claimed there's been no change in her personality at all!
[11:40] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #budokai
[11:40] *** @SpeedRcrX [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #budokai
[11:40] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[11:40] ☼ Scouter indicates SpeedRcrX has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[11:40] * the crowd BOOS, Haruka gives them the finger
[11:41] ☼ Scouter indicates GERMATOID has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[11:41] <spiritflame> GERMATOID rolls 1D20d [ 1 ]
[11:41] <spiritflame> @SpeedRcrX rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[11:41] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> WHAT THE HECK
[11:41] * @SpeedRcrX grins,tossing up a pair of loaded dice
[11:41] *** EDITOR'S NOTE: I swear to god that's the actual roll, this is insane
[11:42] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Oh come on, she's RIGGING THE MATCH
[11:43] * @SpeedRcrX crushes the dice in her hand, so there's no way they can be examined
[11:43] * @SpeedRcrX beats her chest and waves to the crowd, who boo her roundly
[11:44] * @SpeedRcrX goes over to the Prof and extends her hand "Here's to a fair fight".
[11:45] * tomoe looks to the growd, asking is he should shake. they all BOO and tell him "NO!"
[11:45] * GERMATOID GOES TO TAKE HER HAND AND THEN PULLS IT AWAY, RUFFLING THE HAIR ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. "MUAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA!
[11:46] * the crowd CHEERS at the Diss
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Heh.
[11:49] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SpeedRcrX sprays breath mist into her mouth, and then tuns to tomoe, lighting the mist on FIRE and SHOOTING A FIREBALL at his HEAD (-500 MP)
[11:49] <[gTV]Red_Crow> OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
[11:49] [231 HP / 1011 MP ] GERMATOID has BLOCKED a special attack! (19 damage)
[11:50] * GERMATOID CACKLES, HIS FACE MELTING OFF... THEN REFORMING....
[11:50] <GERMATOID> I'M THE SUPERHUMAN, B[BLEEP]CH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[11:50] <@SpeedRcrX> ...f[BLEEP]knuggets. Should've gone for the balls.
[11:54] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> LOL it looks like Haruka's attempt at a quick finish was shut down!
[11:55] * GERMATOID CRACKS HIS KNUCKLES, RIPPING OFF HIS LAB COAT AND SHIRT TO REVEAL A BULGING, MUSCLY CHEST ALA ROB LIEFELD'S RUN AT MARVEL (see #10, #17)
[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> What the f[BLEEP]k!? Anatomy fail!
[11:56] <GERMATOID> OH IT WON'T FAIL FOR THIS
[12:00] [231 HP / 511 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID BELLOWS AND CHARGES AT HARUKA-KUN, A MASSIVE SLAB OF MEATY GENETICALLY ENGINEERED FLESH THAT JUST _CRUSHES_ HER FLAT INTO THE UNDAMAGED PORTION OF THE ARENA RETAINING WALL, SQUISHING ALL HER INTERNAL ORGANS FLAT BEFORE PUTTING HER STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WALL, WHERE THEY BOTH FALL DOWN AND HE LIES ON HER, CRUSHING HER, SUCKING THE WIND OUT OF HER LUNGS WITH EVERY BREATH AS HE LAYS ATOP HER, LIKE THAT ONE WOMAN DID TO THAT GUY ON CSI IN THE EPISODE WHERE THEY MOCKED OBESE PEOPLE (-500 MP)
[12:01] <[gTV]Red_Crow> holy s[BLEEP]t! I think he calls that move "The Ba[BLEEP]rd Operator from Hell"!
[12:01] [145 HP / 509 MP ] SpeedRcrX has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (105 damage)
[12:02] * @SpeedRcrX lays under the heavy man, splayed flat like roadkill, unable to breathe
[12:02] [145 HP / 9 MP] SPECIAL ATK: SpeedRcrX counters with... space sword blaster... to the balls! (-500 MP)
[12:02] [218 HP / 517 MP ] GERMATOID has BLOCKED a special attack! (13 damage)
[12:03] * GERMATOID HAS VERY TINY BALLS THANKS TO HIS ROIDED OUT GENETICS! MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[12:04] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> I'm not sure if that's a plus..
[12:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Haruka gave it all she had, and came up short!
[12:05] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> you know what they say! It's not over till the fat lady sings!
[12:06] [218 HP / 17 MP] SPECIAL ATK: GERMATOID DRY-HUMPS HARUKA-KUN BECAUSE WHY NOT, HE ALWAYS WANTED TO SINCE THE MUGEN DAYS (-500 MP)
[12:06] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ...
[12:06] [-22 HP/ 24 MP] SpeedRcrX has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (167 damage)
[12:06] SpeedRcrX has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[12:07] * @SpeedRcrX SCREAMS OUT BECAUSE OH GOD A MAN ON TOP ARGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
[12:07] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ...or until the fat man humps...
[12:07] <GERMATOID> IT'S NOT FAT, IT'S MUSCLE!
[12:08] * GERMATOID GETS UP / OFF, AND FLEXES ALA HULK HOGAN FOR THE CROWD
[12:08] * THE CROWD CHEERS!
[12:08] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Haruka gets her just desserts, knocked out of the tournament by the grossest means possible!
[12:09] <[gTV]Sailor Aluminum Siren> I dunno about the "grossest" means... next up, it's a match involving Tuskino "Cheap-biusa!"
[12:10] <[gTV]Red_Crow> As anyone who's ever fought her on Playstation can attest...
[12:10] <[gTV]Red_Crow> how will Dr. Xadium do against the Pink Terror! find out next time!

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