Suburban Senshi Chat #1894 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 12- Meioh Setsuna vs. Rev. H. Elios”
#1894 “Budokai 2k12: Round 12- Meioh Setsuna vs. Rev. H. Elios”
[21:40] * A Promo video shows up on the arean jumbotron
[21:40] <setsy_meiou> ♦ Why do I want to be champion?
[21:41] <setsy_meiou> ♦ Because without believers, a goddess is nothing.
[21:41] <setsy_meiou> ♦ and thanks to science, belief in Pluto and its Planet power will die off by the 31st century, taking my power away.
[21:42] <setsy_meiou> ♦ So, I need a new source of power... the belief of the audience.
[21:42] <setsy_meiou> ♦ When I become champion... the people will believe in Sailor Pluto once more, and I'll be reborn!
[21:43] <setsy_meiou> ♦ In the tradition of Mr. Satan, the greatest champion the Budokai has ever known, I'll be a hero!
[21:43] * the screen flickers and changes to Elios
[21:43] <Reverend_H> ♦ Why do I wanna be champion, yo?
[21:43] <Reverend_H> ♦ hot b[BLEEP]ches wantin' to do me, yo!
[21:44] <Reverend_H> ♦ Hot, hot b[BLEEP]ches.
[21:44] * the feed ends.
[21:44] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Truly inspiring words ¬_¬
[21:44] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Hahahaha, well at least they've got goals! It's good for people to have goals!
[21:45] *** Reverend_H [email@example.com] has joined #budokai
[21:45] *** setsy_meiou [M_Setsuna@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #budokai
[21:45] ☼ Scouter indicates setsy_meiou has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Reverend_H has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:46] <Reverend_H> Yo yo yo sailor Pluto / you're a bigger loser than Popeye's Bluto
[21:47] <Reverend_H> You best be stepping off / cuz when I win this fight I be gettin' off
[21:47] <Reverend_H> And unless you want my sexy milk in your eye / you'll just give up and die
[21:47] <Reverend_H> WORD UP
[21:48] * Reverend_H SLAMS down the mic in front of Setsuna
[21:49] * setsy_meiou picks ir up
[21:49] <setsy_meiou> Roses are red / violets are blue
[21:49] <setsy_meiou> ...Mothaf[BLEEP]ka / I'm gonna KILL YOU
[21:49] * THE CROWD ROARS
[21:49] <spiritflame> setsy_meiou rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[21:50] <spiritflame> Reverend_H rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[21:50] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: setsy_meiou LAUNCHES HERSELF AT ELIOS, TACKLING HIM and just SAVAGELY BEATING HIM with all her PENT UP FRUSTRATION (-500 MP)
[21:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ O_o Savage RAGE from the Ex-Senshi of Time!
[21:51] [-278 HP/ 1040 MP] Reverend_H has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (528 damage)
[21:51] Reverend_H has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:51] * Reverend_H is f[BLEEP]king DESTROYED!
[21:51] *** Reverend_H [firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit IRC (x_X)
[21:51] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Ara.
[21:52] * setsy_meiou ROARS like a feral EVA unit on crack, tearing out some of Elios' hair and holding it up to the crowd like a hungry pagan warrior
[21:52] * the stunned crowd goes dead silent... then ROARS
[21:55] * SET-SU-NA! SET-SU-NA!! SET-SU-NA!!
[21:57] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Is this the first one-hit victory in Budokai history?!
[21:57] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ is the the next Goldberg, or Mister Satan?!
[21:58] * setsy_meiou ROARS to the night, a ki aura starting to form around her as the camera fades out
[21:59] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Tune in next time is a friendly grudge match from the '20s! Sakura Xadium Aino vs. Ratchet Altair! For Charity!
<// J_Daito //> Now, I know you're annoyed at the whole Lawler using his tounge to go on a fishing expedition down your throat, but
<// J_Daito //> And I'm fairly sure he was grpoing you there, both of which must have been completely new and shocking revelations for the likes of a housebound introvert social dysfunctional like you...
<// J_Daito //> But I mean now that you've been violated by a scuzzy old wrestling legend (did it go THAT far? We didn't see what happened after he whisked you backstage) OH METALLIA WHY CAN'T I STOP TYPING I'M MAKING IT WORSE
<FireFly_9> "Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand!!"
<// J_Daito //> He was *that* good?!