Suburban Senshi Chat #1894 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 12- Meioh Setsuna vs. Rev. H. Elios”
#1894 “Budokai 2k12: Round 12- Meioh Setsuna vs. Rev. H. Elios”
[21:40] * A Promo video shows up on the arean jumbotron
[21:40] <setsy_meiou> ♦ Why do I want to be champion?
[21:41] <setsy_meiou> ♦ Because without believers, a goddess is nothing.
[21:41] <setsy_meiou> ♦ and thanks to science, belief in Pluto and its Planet power will die off by the 31st century, taking my power away.
[21:42] <setsy_meiou> ♦ So, I need a new source of power... the belief of the audience.
[21:42] <setsy_meiou> ♦ When I become champion... the people will believe in Sailor Pluto once more, and I'll be reborn!
[21:43] <setsy_meiou> ♦ In the tradition of Mr. Satan, the greatest champion the Budokai has ever known, I'll be a hero!
[21:43] * the screen flickers and changes to Elios
[21:43] <Reverend_H> ♦ Why do I wanna be champion, yo?
[21:43] <Reverend_H> ♦ hot b[BLEEP]ches wantin' to do me, yo!
[21:44] <Reverend_H> ♦ Hot, hot b[BLEEP]ches.
[21:44] * the feed ends.
[21:44] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Truly inspiring words ¬_¬
[21:44] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Hahahaha, well at least they've got goals! It's good for people to have goals!
[21:45] *** Reverend_H [email@example.com] has joined #budokai
[21:45] *** setsy_meiou [M_Setsuna@dinsdaleinvestigations.com] has joined #budokai
[21:45] ☼ Scouter indicates setsy_meiou has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:45] ☼ Scouter indicates Reverend_H has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:46] <Reverend_H> Yo yo yo sailor Pluto / you're a bigger loser than Popeye's Bluto
[21:47] <Reverend_H> You best be stepping off / cuz when I win this fight I be gettin' off
[21:47] <Reverend_H> And unless you want my sexy milk in your eye / you'll just give up and die
[21:47] <Reverend_H> WORD UP
[21:48] * Reverend_H SLAMS down the mic in front of Setsuna
[21:49] * setsy_meiou picks ir up
[21:49] <setsy_meiou> Roses are red / violets are blue
[21:49] <setsy_meiou> ...Mothaf[BLEEP]ka / I'm gonna KILL YOU
[21:49] * THE CROWD ROARS
[21:49] <spiritflame> setsy_meiou rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[21:50] <spiritflame> Reverend_H rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[21:50] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: setsy_meiou LAUNCHES HERSELF AT ELIOS, TACKLING HIM and just SAVAGELY BEATING HIM with all her PENT UP FRUSTRATION (-500 MP)
[21:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ O_o Savage RAGE from the Ex-Senshi of Time!
[21:51] [-278 HP/ 1040 MP] Reverend_H has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (528 damage)
[21:51] Reverend_H has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:51] * Reverend_H is f[BLEEP]king DESTROYED!
[21:51] *** Reverend_H [firstname.lastname@example.org] has quit IRC (x_X)
[21:51] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Ara.
[21:52] * setsy_meiou ROARS like a feral EVA unit on crack, tearing out some of Elios' hair and holding it up to the crowd like a hungry pagan warrior
[21:52] * the stunned crowd goes dead silent... then ROARS
[21:55] * SET-SU-NA! SET-SU-NA!! SET-SU-NA!!
[21:57] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Is this the first one-hit victory in Budokai history?!
[21:57] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ is the the next Goldberg, or Mister Satan?!
[21:58] * setsy_meiou ROARS to the night, a ki aura starting to form around her as the camera fades out
[21:59] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Tune in next time is a friendly grudge match from the '20s! Sakura Xadium Aino vs. Ratchet Altair! For Charity!
'He 'd rather be run over by an airplane than have to deal with the amorous super millennial green-haired time hag from Pluto.
-- Jedite examines his emotions