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Suburban Senshi Chat #1892 - “Budokai 2k12 Round 10: Jedite vs. Mimi Hanyu”
#1892 “Budokai 2k12 Round 10: Jedite vs. Mimi Hanyu”

Suburban Senshi: Tenka'ichi Budokai

[17:52] *** // J_Daito // [] has joined #budokai
[17:52] *** Dr. M. Hanyu [] has joined #budokai
[17:52] ☼ Scouter indicates // J_Daito // has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[17:53] ☼ Scouter indicates Dr. M. Hanyu has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[17:53] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It's time for the next match of the Budokai and the contestants are already in the ring, primed and ready to go!
[17:56] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> It's a battle for "who's baddest" between representatives of two of the most notorious organizations the world has ever seen: The Death Busters and the Dark Kingdom!
[17:57] <spiritflame> // J_Daito // rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[17:57] <spiritflame> Dr. M. Hanyu rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[17:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Holy crap there's something we haven't seen yet this tournament, a Nat 20 on the opening roll! This is a commanding mandate for Mimete!
[17:59] <Dr. M. Hanyu> Yeah! Yeah! With this, I'll be well on my way to being the first ever sexy idol scientist!
[17:59] <// J_Daito //> The what
[17:59] <Dr. M. Hanyu> Bill Nye made science cool, but I'll make it sexy!
[18:00] * Dr. M. Hanyu THROWS off her lab coat to reveal her Death Busters outfit.
[18:00] <// J_Daito //> Eh.
[18:00] * // J_Daito // puts on his badass PSGM-era cape.
[18:00] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Sugoi...
[18:01] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So for women to get sexy the clothes come off, and for men the clothes come on?
[18:01] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> looks that way...
[19:37] <// J_Daito //> I'm getting ready for my 2012 Presidential Run.
[19:37] * Dr. M. Hanyu smirks
[19:38] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Dr. M. Hanyu B[BLEEP]CHSMACKS Jedite with an ANIMATED CHARM BUSTER WAVE detailing his humilating loss to Spider-Man! (-500 MP)
[19:38] [248 HP / 1009 MP] // J_Daito // has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[19:39] * // J_Daito // WHAMS the attack with his left forearm and sends it spiraling away into the bleachers, which explode into a Mushroom cloud
[19:41] <// J_Daito //> I'm a warrior. Defeats are to be expected. But there are always new battles.
[19:42] [248 HP / 996 MP] // J_Daito // Calmly walks up to Hanyuu, grabs her Charm buster and yanks it out of her hand. (-13 MP)
[19:42] [250 HP / 507 MP] Dr. M. Hanyu has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[19:43] * Dr. M. Hanyu swings the buster around with all her strength, twisting Jed's arm violently at an angle, aiming to break it. "Don't LOOK DOWN ON ME!"
[19:43] [201 HP / 1032 MP] // J_Daito // has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (47 damage)
[19:43] <// J_Daito //> GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[19:43] * // J_Daito // screams out as his left arm snaps, hanging loosely from the side
[19:44] * // J_Daito // rubs his nose
[19:44] * // J_Daito // levitates upward
[19:46] [201 HP / 532 MP] SPECIAL ATK: // J_Daito // opens a portal under Hanyuu, letting her fall though, the exit opening above the entrance, causing her to fall again and again again, getting faster and faster until her speed hits terminal velocity (122 mph), then slams the bottom portal shut so she SMASHES into the ring at that speed (-500 MP)
[19:46] [230 HP / 513 MP ] Dr. M. Hanyu has BLOCKED a special attack! (20 damage)
[19:47] * Dr. M. Hanyu JUTS her Charm buster out under her, and the ring EXPLODES under her, creating a HUGE crater, with dirt, tile and debris flying everywhere!
[19:47] * // J_Daito // raises an eyebrow, moderately impressed.
[19:48] <[gTV]Red_Crow> DAMN! They've both hit each other with their best moves, and given as good as they've gotten and they're still standing!
[19:49] * [gTV]Aya-chan! adjusts her Scouter™ Brand Sunglasses
[19:49] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Yes, but Jedite's lower on power!
[19:50] <// J_Daito //> You have my respect, Hanyuu.
[19:50] <Dr. M. Hanyu> Heh.
[19:50] * Dr. M. Hanyu stands at the bottom of the crater, dusting herself off.
[19:50] <Dr. M. Hanyu> Well that's great and all, but...
[19:53] [230 HP / 13 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Dr. M. Hanyu SLAMS The Charm Buster up in the air, where it ZIPS out, expanding like a wiggling snakeline, WRAPPING around Jedite's right leg, tightening to an iron grip, then swinging him around like a slingshot, faster and faster, HURLING him into the main Budokai building just behind the stage at 330 MPH! (-500 MP)
[19:53] [66 HP / 552 MP ] // J_Daito // has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (135 damage)
[19:54] * // J_Daito // CRASHES into the building at speed, the top of it EXPLODING on impact, sliding down in a rain / slurry of debris onto the arena, his body plopping down onto the arena.
[19:55] <[gTV]Red_Crow> holy crap I'm glad the announcer's booth is at a safe distance from the action! We're not even in the 16th rounds yet and the Arena is already getting destroyed!
[19:56] * // J_Daito // forces himself up with his one good hand... body shaking, a little unsteady
[19:56] * // J_Daito // coughs out some dust and dirt...
[19:57] * // J_Daito // collapses. His right leg snaps
[19:57] <// J_Daito //> ARRRGH
[19:58] * // J_Daito // sits down
[19:58] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> It looks like Jedite might not be able to continue!
[19:58] <// J_Daito //> NEVER!
[19:59] * // J_Daito // takes a few deep breaths in and out
[20:01] * // J_Daito // locks gazes with Hanyuu and opens his mouth wide...
[20:01] * Dr. M. Hanyu adjusts her glasses, shaving finally gotten out of the crater she was in
[20:01] <Dr. M. Hanyu> What are you doing... do you want to give me a kiss, or something?
[20:02] * // J_Daito // concentrates, he's never really done this move before... but he's seen it done..
[20:03] [66 HP / 52 MP] SPECIAL ATK: // J_Daito // FIRES A HUGE KI BEAM from his mouth right at Hanyuu's HEAD! (-500 MP)
[20:04] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> CRAP! That's a "Saiko No Kogeki"! Not one of Jedite's usual moves-- that's a staple of the Daimou School of Martial Arts!
[20:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> But will it connect~?
[20:05] [-402 HP/ 51 MP] Dr. M. Hanyu has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (632 damage)
[20:05] Dr. M. Hanyu has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[20:06] * Dr. M. Hanyu lets out a shrill scream, the charm buster flying out of her hand, the ki blast frying her and sending her toppling back down into the impact crater, where she lies there, passed out, smoking.
[20:07] * // J_Daito // lies flat back on the arena ground, taking deep breaths, trying to heal, as the charm buster SLAMS into the arena surface, standing there like a signpost that the camera focus on.
[20:08] <[gTV]Red_Crow> An amazing, and hard-won victory for Jedite! How the hell are they even still alive after this match?
[20:10] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Finally, 10 matches in, the Budokai starts to heat up! And the next round should be even more insane, with the insane killbot Sakura April going up against Arx Sylvanran, a Thundercat pupil of Gemini Sunrise, representing both the Mifune School of Martial Arts and her Master, who lost in the second match to Sailor Saturn!

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[08:01] <C'est_la_V> You call me up and act like a pervert
[08:02] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> IT'S A CRY FOR HELP
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> Artemis doesn't have anyone
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[08:03] <C'est_la_V> Jedite!
[08:04] <// J_Daito //> What, I don't recall changing my alignment to "good" or "chaotic good", I'm an evil ba[BLEEP]rd

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