Suburban Senshi Chat #1891 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 9: Doctor Xadium vs. Mizuno Ami”
#1891 “Budokai 2k12: Round 9: Doctor Xadium vs. Mizuno Ami”
[13:09] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ It's time for the 9th fight of the 39th Tenkai-ichi Budokai!
[13:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Doctor Xadium, the guy who, together with Souichi Tomoe brought the "Suburban Senshi" to the internet with their very first homepage back in 2002...
[13:24] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ versus Mizuno Ami, the super-genius founder of Mizunomics Corporation, proud co-sponsor of the Tenka'ichi Budokai!
[13:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ One is a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey! One is a super-genius whose brain was further augmented by Brainiac V! Who will win in this "Revenge of the Nerds" match from hell?!
[13:25] *** @Doctor Xadium [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #budokai
[13:25] *** spiritflame sets mode +o @Doctor Xadium
[13:25] <+Luna-P> y0 @Doctor Xadium
[13:26] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> I'm not a nerd, I'm a geek :P
[13:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ who gives a crap nerd! Here comes the next competitor!
[13:28] *** Mizunomics01 [email@example.com] has joined #budokai
[13:28] <Mizunomics01> Ahh, Xadium-san.
[13:28] * Mizunomics01 places a briefcase down on the ground.
[13:28] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Ami.
[13:29] <Mizunomics01> Aliens shouldn't lord their intelligence over humans.
[13:29] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ..I don't recall doing that?
[13:29] <Mizunomics01> No. But today, an example will be made. Humans can take care of themselves.
[13:30] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ...why am I the example?
[13:30] * Mizunomics01 opens the briefcase, revealing a robotic exoskeleton that leaps out and latches onto her, turning into a shiny blue suit of power armor.
[13:30] <Mizunomics01> Behold, my "Iron Maiden".
[13:30] * Mizunomics01 is now known as Iron Maiden
[13:31] * Tony Stark is cursing and sending the patent lawyers into overdrive
[13:31] * Iron Maiden raises her arm, and a globe of ice-blue energy forms near her hand.
[13:31] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Again, why am *I* the Example?!
[13:33] <Iron Maiden> - Roll -
[13:33] <spiritflame> @Doctor Xadium rolls 1d20 [ 14 ]
[13:33] <spiritflame> Iron Maiden rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[13:33] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Kekeke!
[13:35] ☼ Scouter indicates Doctor Xadium has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[13:35] ☼ Scouter indicates Iron Maiden has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[13:36] [250 HP / 991 MP] Doctor Xadium whips out his sonic iPhone and sets it to vibrate the Iron Maiden Suit apart (-10 MP)
[13:36] [250 HP / 1004 MP] Iron Maiden has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[13:36] * Iron Maiden 's suit vibrates strongly... but there are strange sounds coming form inside it...
[13:36] <Iron Maiden> - mmphmm...mmpphh.... MMPHHHH ♡ -
[13:36] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ....
[13:36] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> What.
[13:38] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Ara! Xadium hasn't realized that Ami-chan is used to vibrating objects! She's famous for being heavily attached to a certain "Hello Kitty" item!
[13:38] * @Doctor Xadium drops his sonic, feeling unclean all of a sudden.
[13:39] <Iron Maiden> - Mmm... thank you for that. But relaxing me won't dull my edge in battle~ -
[13:39] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Th-that wans't my intention, I assure you!
[13:39] <Iron Maiden> - Let me relax you in return~ how about a nice Bubble bath? -
[13:40] [250 HP / 995 MP] Iron Maiden MERCURY... BUBBLES.... POWERWASH! (-9 MP)
[13:40] * @Doctor Xadium mouths "powerwash?"
[13:41] * a highly pressurized, super strong shot of ripping, tearing bubbles shoots out of Irom Maiden's hands!
[13:41] [201 HP / 997 MP] Doctor Xadium has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[13:41] * @Doctor Xadium is SLAMMED by the bubbles, which tear into his arm like a sword, causing a blood geyser!
[13:42] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ OHH S[BLEEP]T! That's a bubble attack for the 21st century!
[13:42] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ But at least the wound's clean!
[13:42] * @Doctor Xadium runs up to a camera filming the dight and dismantles it, cre
[13:43] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ We apologize for the disruption, but one of our cameras was just taken down! Xadium's just turned it into some kind of huge... Microwave dish?
[13:43] * @Doctor Xadium aims it at Iron Maiden
[13:44] [201 HP / 966 MP] Doctor Xadium You should never put metals in a microwave! (-31 MP)
[13:45] * @Doctor Xadium Shoots a beam of high intensity microwave energy at the suit
[13:45] [220 HP / 1022 MP] Iron Maiden has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (30 damage)
[13:45] * Iron Maiden 's suit explodes in a mass of sparks and fire!
[13:45] * Iron Maiden is now known as Mizunomics01
[13:46] <Mizunomics01> nnghh..
[13:48] [201 HP / 955 MP] Doctor Xadium runs over to Ami and KICKS her into the air, then punchignher back up as she falls down, juggling her in a pattern reminiscent of the Traveling Salesman problem. (-11 MP)
[13:48] [189 HP / 1043 MP] Mizunomics01 has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (31 damage)
[13:48] * Mizunomics01 CRASHES BACK DOWN AGAIN, barely able to speak
[13:49] [201 HP / 923 MP] Doctor Xadium Lectures Ami sternly on why Global Warming is a thing™ (-32 MP)
[13:49] [161 HP / 1050 MP] Mizunomics01 has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (28 damage)
[13:50] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Holy crap, Stunner after stunner! This is insane! Xadium has FOUR HITS LEFT
[13:52] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> ...
[13:52] * @Doctor Xadium doesn't like kicking someone when they're down, so will end this quick ><
[13:53] [201 HP / 423 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Doctor Xadium runs forward and KICKS Ami out of the ring! (-500 MP)
[13:53] [5 HP / 1059 MP ] Mizunomics01 has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (156 damage)
[13:53] * Mizunomics01 SKIDS to the edge of the ring, but hangs on by her fingertips.
[13:55] * @Doctor Xadium walks up to her...
[13:55] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ this is it! the end of the match, right here!
[13:55] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Get up.
[13:55] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Huh, what's this?
[13:55] * @Doctor Xadium helps Ami up.
[13:55] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> i'm not going to win like this.
[13:56] * @Doctor Xadium waits for her to recover.
[13:56] <Mizunomics01> ...
[13:56] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Is Xadium going for a freindship?!
[13:57] * Mizunomics01 eventually regains her composure.
[13:57] <Mizunomics01> Xadium-san...
[13:57] <Mizunomics01> My apologies, but this is a tournament.
[13:57] <Mizunomics01> We play by the rules.
[13:58] * Mizunomics01 assumes a ready position. "Make your hit."
[13:58] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> But...
[13:58] <Mizunomics01> We are people of science!
[13:58] <Mizunomics01> Your science bested mine.
[13:59] <Mizunomics01> If my experiment is to fail, it will fail. I won't doctor the results! Now come on!
[13:59] * @Doctor Xadium bows
[13:59] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> All right then.
[13:59] [201 HP / 415 MP] Doctor Xadium delivers a solid punch to Ami's abs. (-8 MP)
[14:03] [5 HP / 1061 MP] Mizunomics01 has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[14:04] * Mizunomics01 manages to avoid the attack by arcing away at the last second.
[14:05] <Mizunomics01> You still have three hits left.
[14:05] * Mizunomics01 looks determined.
[14:05] * @Doctor Xadium looks away, he doesn't want to do this
[14:05] <Mizunomics01> - Look me in the eye! -
[14:05] * @Doctor Xadium looks her in the eye
[14:05] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> Fine...
[14:06] [201 HP / 408 MP] Doctor Xadium Headbutts her <_< (-7 MP)
[14:06] [-6 HP / 1070 MP] Mizunomics01 has been HIT!! (11 damage)
[14:06] Mizunomics01 has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[14:06] * Mizunomics01 letsout a brief yell and falls backwards
[14:07] * @Doctor Xadium catches her to keep her from hitting the tiles
[14:07] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Oh my god is he feeling her up? What will his wife say?!
[14:07] <@Dоcтоʀ Xᴧᴅוυᴍ> !
[14:07] * @Doctor Xadium drops her like a sack of potatoes
[14:08] * Mizunomics01 bounces off the tiles @_@
[14:08] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ that was just a bad camera angle, Aya...
[14:09] * @Doctor Xadium runs home to assure Gemini AYA IS FREAKING BLIND
[14:09] * [gTV]Aya-chan! laughs a little darkly
[14:09] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ ...but then you knew that, didn't you...
[14:09] * [gTV]Aya-chan! shrugs!
[14:10] *** Mizunomics01 [firstname.lastname@example.org] has left #budokai ( Xadium.... I treated you with respect and you dropped me on the ground... From this day forth... we are enemies.)
[14:10] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Oh great, now look what you've done!
[14:11] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Ara, anyway, it's time for the next fight! Dark King versus Death Buster! Jedite versus Mimi Hanyuu, also known as "Mimete!"
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