Suburban Senshi Chat #1887 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 5: Luna-P vs. Captain Jack Harkness”
#1887 “Budokai 2k12: Round 5: Luna-P vs. Captain Jack Harkness”
[21:51] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Today's match should be an interesting one! Captain Jack Harkness of Torchwood, versus Luna-P, a futuristic toy from the 31st century that gained sentience and became hungry for the souls of humanity!
[21:51] *** Captain Jack Harkness [JHarkness@node39656425.torchwood.or.uk] has joined #budokai
[21:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Captain Jack Harkness has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:52] *** Luna-P [beachballbot@localhost] has joined #budokai
[21:53] ☼ Scouter indicates Luna-P has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> So I'm fighting a giant floating ball...
[21:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> Can't say I haven't been here before.
[21:54] <Luna-P> |)0'|\|7 |_||\||)3.-3571|\/|473 |\/|`/ |>0\|/3.-, _|4<|< |-|4.-|<|\|335...
[21:55] <Captain Jack Harkness> Uhh, hello? Can someone get a universal translator on that thing?
[21:55] * [gTV]Red_Crow goes and ducttapes a l33tspeak translator to the ball
[21:56] <Luna-P> - don't underestimate my power, jack harkness... -
[21:56] <spiritflame> Captain Jack Harkness rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[21:56] <spiritflame> Luna-P rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[21:57] <Luna-P> - looks like I get to have your soul~ -
[21:57] [250 HP / 995 MP] Luna-P floats over and clamps his jaw over Harkness' head (-6 MP)
[21:58] <Captain Jack Harkness> ...Which head are we talking about here <_<
[21:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Jack, Jesus Christ ><
[21:58] <Captain Jack Harkness> Just askin' geez!
[21:58] [195 HP / 1003 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been HIT!! (55 damage)
[22:01] * Luna-P is over the bigger head
[22:16] <Captain Jack Harkness> ...That still doesn't help
[22:16] <Luna-P> - What the hell is wrong with you -
[22:17] * Captain Jack Harkness pulls out a gun, presses it to the side of the Luna-P's face
[22:17] <Luna-P> - If you shoot me... you'll die too! -
[22:18] [195 HP / 992 MP] Captain Jack Harkness Shoots the Luna-P... and himself in the head (-11 MP)
[22:18] [249 HP / 1000 MP] Luna-P has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[22:18] * Luna-P is rubber, the bullet flies off!
[22:19] <Captain Jack Harkness> I can see this is going to be tough...
[22:19] [249 HP / 997 MP] Luna-P starts sucking oh Harkness' soul like a lollipop (-3 MP)
[22:19] [157 HP / 1002 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (38 damage)
[22:19] * Captain Jack Harkness faints... wh-what...
[22:20] [249 HP / 987 MP] Luna-P sucks on his big giant head~ (-10 MP)
[22:20] [108 HP / 1021 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[22:21] [249 HP / 487 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P slorp... slorp... slorp~ (-500 MP)
[22:21] [-73 HP/ 1026 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (181 damage)
[22:21] Captain Jack Harkness has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[22:21] * Luna-P swallows and licks his lips :3
[22:21] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Oh my god that was disgusting...
[22:22] * Captain Jack Harkness is out on the ground @_@
[22:22] * Captain Jack Harkness rises, a poppet of the Way of the Death Paw
[22:22] *** Luna-P [beachballbot@localhost] has left #budokai (come. my minion. you will help me in my next battle~)
[22:23] * Captain Jack Harkness is away: I need about 30 minutes before I can go again...
[22:23] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ That was disturbing, minna-san!
[22:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ of all the Budokai fights I'd like to forget... yeah, this is now top of the list.
[22:25] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Well next up is Chiba Mamoru versus Professor Tomoe, so hopefully that'll be wild and wacky!
[22:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ I hope so, I don't want to even think about the ratings after this one
"Motherf*cking smurf shot my ass in the head, then went all Rodney king AND Abner Louima on my ass! DAMN! Haruka needs the preparation H!"