Suburban Senshi Chat #1887 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 5: Luna-P vs. Captain Jack Harkness”
#1887 “Budokai 2k12: Round 5: Luna-P vs. Captain Jack Harkness”
[21:51] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Today's match should be an interesting one! Captain Jack Harkness of Torchwood, versus Luna-P, a futuristic toy from the 31st century that gained sentience and became hungry for the souls of humanity!
[21:51] *** Captain Jack Harkness [JHarkness@node39656425.torchwood.or.uk] has joined #budokai
[21:51] ☼ Scouter indicates Captain Jack Harkness has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:52] *** Luna-P [beachballbot@localhost] has joined #budokai
[21:53] ☼ Scouter indicates Luna-P has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> So I'm fighting a giant floating ball...
[21:54] <Captain Jack Harkness> Can't say I haven't been here before.
[21:54] <Luna-P> |)0'|\|7 |_||\||)3.-3571|\/|473 |\/|`/ |>0\|/3.-, _|4<|< |-|4.-|<|\|335...
[21:55] <Captain Jack Harkness> Uhh, hello? Can someone get a universal translator on that thing?
[21:55] * [gTV]Red_Crow goes and ducttapes a l33tspeak translator to the ball
[21:56] <Luna-P> - don't underestimate my power, jack harkness... -
[21:56] <spiritflame> Captain Jack Harkness rolls 1d20 [ 3 ]
[21:56] <spiritflame> Luna-P rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[21:57] <Luna-P> - looks like I get to have your soul~ -
[21:57] [250 HP / 995 MP] Luna-P floats over and clamps his jaw over Harkness' head (-6 MP)
[21:58] <Captain Jack Harkness> ...Which head are we talking about here <_<
[21:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Jack, Jesus Christ ><
[21:58] <Captain Jack Harkness> Just askin' geez!
[21:58] [195 HP / 1003 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been HIT!! (55 damage)
[22:01] * Luna-P is over the bigger head
[22:16] <Captain Jack Harkness> ...That still doesn't help
[22:16] <Luna-P> - What the hell is wrong with you -
[22:17] * Captain Jack Harkness pulls out a gun, presses it to the side of the Luna-P's face
[22:17] <Luna-P> - If you shoot me... you'll die too! -
[22:18] [195 HP / 992 MP] Captain Jack Harkness Shoots the Luna-P... and himself in the head (-11 MP)
[22:18] [249 HP / 1000 MP] Luna-P has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[22:18] * Luna-P is rubber, the bullet flies off!
[22:19] <Captain Jack Harkness> I can see this is going to be tough...
[22:19] [249 HP / 997 MP] Luna-P starts sucking oh Harkness' soul like a lollipop (-3 MP)
[22:19] [157 HP / 1002 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (38 damage)
[22:19] * Captain Jack Harkness faints... wh-what...
[22:20] [249 HP / 987 MP] Luna-P sucks on his big giant head~ (-10 MP)
[22:20] [108 HP / 1021 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been HIT!! (49 damage)
[22:21] [249 HP / 487 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Luna-P slorp... slorp... slorp~ (-500 MP)
[22:21] [-73 HP/ 1026 MP] Captain Jack Harkness has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (181 damage)
[22:21] Captain Jack Harkness has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[22:21] * Luna-P swallows and licks his lips :3
[22:21] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Oh my god that was disgusting...
[22:22] * Captain Jack Harkness is out on the ground @_@
[22:22] * Captain Jack Harkness rises, a poppet of the Way of the Death Paw
[22:22] *** Luna-P [beachballbot@localhost] has left #budokai (come. my minion. you will help me in my next battle~)
[22:23] * Captain Jack Harkness is away: I need about 30 minutes before I can go again...
[22:23] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ That was disturbing, minna-san!
[22:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ of all the Budokai fights I'd like to forget... yeah, this is now top of the list.
[22:25] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Well next up is Chiba Mamoru versus Professor Tomoe, so hopefully that'll be wild and wacky!
[22:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ I hope so, I don't want to even think about the ratings after this one
| June 7, 1997:
Yuuichiro was eating daifuku mochi, when Mistress Nine attacked using Endymion, determined to capture Sailor V. As the Senshi totally ignored the threat, arguing amongst themselves, Safir joined them, contacting the girls telepathically and urging them to fight. Prince Endymion got relentlessly hounded by Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon used an appeal to the inherent goodness of the heretofore irredeemable villain to win.
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> You made room for love!
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> She's pretty sharp
[08:12] <FireFly_9> I... haven't materially changed my position at all!
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> YOU TRAITOR
[08:13] <FireFly_9> Traitor?!
[08:13] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> HOW DARE YOU ADOPT A FLEXIBLE POSITION
[08:13] * // J_Daito // has never actually pondered Tomoe the younger in a flexible position but finds the thought delicious and inviting
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