Suburban Senshi Chat #1886 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 4: Piccolo vs Franziska von Karma”
#1886 “Budokai 2k12: Round 4: Piccolo vs Franziska von Karma”
[21:20] *** BIG_Green [theycallmeMISTERpiccolo@thelookout.kami.org] has joined #budokai
[21:21] *** Franziska von Karma [vonKarma@da.co.la.ca.us] has joined #budokai
[21:26] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ And so begins a historic day at the 39th Tenka'ichi Budokai, as Piccolo, one of the former top competitors in the early Budokai, comes back to the ring.
[21:27] * BIG_Green looks over von Karma.
[21:27] <BIG Green> Hmph.
[21:27] * BIG_Green turns his back to her.
[21:28] <Franziska von Karma> What's that supposed to mean, you foolish bald-headed man with those foolish antennae on your head!?
[21:28] <BIG Green> I was told there'd be good competition in this year's tournament. I can't even sense your power level, it's that low.
[21:29] <Franziska von Karma> Well look, I didn't want to be in this thing either! They just saw me use my whip on foolish fools and assume that I'd be interested in this foolish tournament!
[21:30] <BIG Green> Hmph. I'm out of here.
[21:30] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Hey! You can't just walk out!
[21:30] ☼ Scouter indicates BIG_Green has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:30] <BIG Green> That's right.
[21:30] * BIG_Green turns to face von Karma
[21:30] ☼ Scouter indicates Franziska von Karma has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[21:32] <BIG Green> I'm going to fly out.
[21:32] * BIG_Green levitates up, looking down at von Karma
[21:32] <BIG Green> I'll come back when a worth opponent shows up.
[21:32] <Franziska von Karma> ....
[21:33] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma LASHES OUT WITH HER WHIP GRABBING HIS LEG AND SLAMMING HIM TO THE GROUND "GET DOWN HERE YOU FOOLISH FOOL!" (-500 MP)
[21:33] [103 HP / 1010 MP ] BIG_Green has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (147 damage)
[21:33] * BIG_Green SMASHES into the ground O_O
[21:33] <BIG Green> W-what the...
[21:34] <Franziska von Karma> DON'T LOOK DOWN ON A VON KARMA!
[21:34] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Ara... I think they forgot to flip...
[21:35] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ The crowd's flipping out, so I don't thinkit matters
[21:35] [103 HP / 972 MP] BIG_Green yanks his leg free and ZWEES forward, giving her an open handed SHOVE to the face (-38 MP)
[21:36] [250 HP / 506 MP] Franziska von Karma has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[21:36] * Franziska von Karma dodges to the side. "Typical foolish man, acting so crudely!"
[21:37] <BIG Green> THIS IS A MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENT! YOU'RE NO FIGHTER!
[21:37] * Franziska von Karma grabs a copy of Black's Law
[21:37] [250 HP / 6 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Franziska von Karma HURLS it at his head OBJECTION! (-500 MP)
[21:37] [-410 HP/ 992 MP] BIG_Green has taken a CRITICAL HIT from a Special Attack!! (513 damage)
[21:37] BIG_Green has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:38] * BIG_Green is BRAINED by the heavy law dictionary and is knocked clear out of the ring @_@
[21:39] <BIG Green> Wh-- what is it with scary women on this planet....
[21:40] <Franziska von Karma> Hmph.
[21:40] <Franziska von Karma> A perfect victory, as is only to be expected of a von Karma.
[21:40] * Franziska von Karma curtsies
[21:41] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ did that... did that REALLY just happen?
[21:41] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> Arararara,...
[21:41] * Franziska von Karma points to Mister Piccolo.
[21:42] <Franziska von Karma> I amy not be in this game of fools by choice... but if I must play... I will Play to win. Remember that next time, you foolish man.
[21:42] *** BIG_Green [theycallmeMISTERpiccolo@thelookout.kami.org] has left #budokai (Thank god Nameks only have one gender)
[21:43] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ That was probably one of the shortest matches on record! Next time-- the immortal Captain Jack Harkness versus the demonic Luna-p!
"Old men look like wrinkled up old babies to me."
-- Usagi, "Spamlet"