Suburban Senshi Chat #1885 - “Budokai 2k12: Round 3: Kujou Subaru vs. Artemis D. Cat”
#1885 “Budokai 2k12: Round 3: Kujou Subaru vs. Artemis D. Cat”
[19:39] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Our Next fight is yet another Old School vs New School match, this time with Artemis D. Cat versus Kujou Subaru, an enigmatic guy... err.. girl.. err.. whatever who, like Gemini-san from the last match, fought in the elite New York STAR Division defending New York from Paranormal attacks in the 20's!
[19:41] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ But unlike Gemini, she--- he... ugh... hasn't time traveled, but rather has seemed to stay the same age all this time! A master of the Steel War Fan, she was also one of the infamous European STAR Divison members from the First World War! It was said she had enough spirit power, along with her four other compatriots, to level a whole city! How will Artemis fare in this match?!
[19:42] <=^catablanca^=> I hate my life.
[19:42] *** Kujou Subaru [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #budokai
[19:42] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru will not go easy on you, even if you are a cat.
[19:43] * Kujou Subaru snaps her war fans open.
[19:43] <=^catablanca^=> ffffffff
[19:43] <spiritflame> =^catablanca^= rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[19:43] <spiritflame> Kujou Subaru rolls 1d20 [ 6 ]
[19:43] <Kujou Subaru> Tch.
[19:44] ☼ Scouter indicates =^catablanca^= has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[19:44] ☼ Scouter indicates Kujou Subaru has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1001!!
[19:44] [250 HP / 501 MP] SPECIAL ATK: =^catablanca^= Whips out his claws and LATCHE S ONTO SUBARU'S FACE GOING FOR THE KAMIKAZE (-500 MP)
[19:44] [104 HP / 1012 MP ] Kujou Subaru has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (146 damage)
[19:45] * Kujou Subaru grabs the cat on her face and pushes him off ><
[19:45] * =^catablanca^= lands on his feet hahahahahahaha
[19:45] * Kujou Subaru narrows her eyes, and says nothing, just starting a slow Noh dance that gets faster and faster...
[19:46] [104 HP / 512 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Kujou Subaru spins faster and faster, slashing at Artemis with her fans at blinding speed-- LUNATIC BLOOM! (-500 MP)
[19:46] [100 HP / 507 MP ] =^catablanca^= has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (150 damage)
[19:47] * =^catablanca^= is cut up and bleeding AWW GAWD THAT STINGS
[19:47] <Kujou Subaru> Do you want to continue recklessly attacking, or will you employ some kind of strategy?
[19:47] <=^catablanca^=> Damn right I will.
[19:49] [100 HP / 505 MP] =^catablanca^= runs between Subaru's feet in the way cats do, tripping her (-2 MP)
[19:49] [60 HP / 518 MP] Kujou Subaru has been HIT!! (44 damage)
[19:49] * Kujou Subaru hits the arena floor hard
[19:49] [60 HP / 510 MP] Kujou Subaru kicks out hard at the cat's face (-8 MP)
[19:49] [100 HP / 510 MP] =^catablanca^= has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[19:50] * Kujou Subaru grabs her foot between his paws and SLAMS it back at her
[19:50] [55 HP / 518 MP] Kujou Subaru has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[19:50] * Kujou Subaru just holds her foot in place with her strength ¬_¬
[19:51] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[19:52] [55 HP / 507 MP] Kujou Subaru SWINGS her leg around, with the cat still on it , aiming to pitch him into a wall (-11 MP)
[19:52] [100 HP / 513 MP] =^catablanca^= has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[19:52] * =^catablanca^= HANGS on because he is a CAT WITH SUPER AWESOME CLAWS, BITC--- ERR SIR... ERR WHATEVS
[19:53] [100 HP / 13 MP] SPECIAL ATK: =^catablanca^= scurries up Subaru's pant leg to DO DAMAGE UNDERNEATH (-500 MP)
[19:53] [55 HP / 510 MP ] Kujou Subaru has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[19:54] * =^catablanca^= DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL HE FOUND THERE @_@
[21:01] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru is unimpressed. That was an underwhelming experience.
[21:03] <=^catablanca^=> ... T_T
[21:03] <Kujou Subaru> Subaru will finish this sad spectacle now.
[21:04] [55 HP / 10 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Kujou Subaru sits down and lectures Artemis chapter and verse on why his life is a sad litany of failure and why, no matter what he does he will always be a loser who lost his wife to a plush talking doll with cassettes in its belly. (-500 MP)
[21:04] [-53 HP/ 33 MP] =^catablanca^= has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (153 damage)
[21:04] =^catablanca^= has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[21:05] * =^catablanca^= CRIES IN GRIEF AT HIS OWN WORTHLESSNESS AND, BLINDED BY TEARS, RUNS OFF THE SIDE OF THE RING
[21:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Oh s[BLEEP]t, a ring-out... that's old school losery there.
[21:06] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ and he didn't even land on his feet... ouch ><
[21:06] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ The old-schooler winning streak is SNAPPED! Kujou Subaru advances on !
[21:10] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Next up... a Budokai legend makes his return to the ring!
[21:11] <[gTV]Aya-chan!> ♦ Piccolo, of old-school Budokai fame, makes his return against the whip-happy prodigal prosectutor, Franziska von Karma!
[21:11] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ♦ Actually... they call him MISTER Piccolo
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> To give you an idea of how bad the RAW video segment was... I was asking Hotaru-chan to "summon the big-ass tin opener and gut me like a fish" so I could be put out of my misery it was so bad.