Suburban Senshi Chat #1881 - “Not a dog, not a bean, what you will see can never be unseen”
#1881 “Not a dog, not a bean, what you will see can never be unseen”

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Kino Makoto
With these ropes and this whip and my talent I shall fix him. ago via BlackBerryCommentLike

 

Jay Daito Tell me I'm reading that wrong ago

Ten'ou Haruka I... don't know ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi hshshshs u gew grrl ago

Tomoe Hotaru Here focus on this instead:



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Ten'ou Haruka Who says I don't want to focus on that ago

Kaioh Michiru Me :/ ago

Ten'ou Haruka You know you want to see it too ago

Kaioh Michiru Dear, that would mean I'd have to see Motoki. ago

Ten'ou Haruka FFFFFFFF ago

Gemini Sunrise ...Maybe y'all are misinterpretin'... ago

Jay Daito SHUT UP. YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW AND LEAVE ME MY MENTAL PLEASURE. ago

Kino Makoto You aren't ago

Gemini Sunrise O_o ago

Ten'ou Haruka holys[BLEEP]t ago








       




January 15, 1998: The girls were selling good luck charms at the shrine, when the Makaijuu attacked using Sutearingu, determined to destroy the future. As the Senshi fell back, hopelessly outnumbered, The Amazon Trio joined them, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. The Moonlight Knight got beat up badly. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden turn towards and ethical lifestyle by the Villain. Sailor Moon used a boost of energy from Pegasus to win.
 


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<GERMATOID> LET US PRAY FOR GUIDANCE
<GERMATOID> OUR FATHER, WHO 0WNZ HEAVEN, J00 R0CK!
<GERMATOID> MAY ALL 0UR BASE SOMEDAY BE BELONG TO YOU!
<GERMATOID> MAY J00 0WN EARTH JUST LIKE J00 0WN HEAVEN.
<GERMATOID> GIVE US THIS DAY OUR WAREZ, MP3Z, AND PR0N THROUGH A PHAT PIPE.
<GERMATOID> AND CUT US SOME SLACK WHEN WE ACT LIKE N00B LAMERZ, JUST AS WE TEACH N00BZ WHEN THEY ACT LAME ON US.
<GERMATOID> PLEASE DON'T GIVE US ROOT ACCESS ON SOME POOR D00D'Z BOX WHEN WE'RE TOO PISSED OFF TO THINK ABOUT WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG, AND IF YOU COULD KEEP THE FBI OFF OUR BACKS, WE'D APPRECIATE IT.
<GERMATOID> FOR J00 0WN R00T ON ALL OUR B0X3S 4EVER AND EVER, 4M3N.


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE MASSIVE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I, PROFESSOR SOUICHI TOMOE, AM RUNNING TO TEST THE COLLECTIVE WILL OF HUMANITY AND THE SAILOR SENSHI COMMUNITY CHAT WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!