Suburban Senshi Chat #1870 - “Drunken late night Spammercise”
#1870 “Drunken late night Spammercise”
Oh god I spent hours last night cleaning up spam from the Sakura Project Wiki and I'm still not done, there's still like 500 spam entries to clear ago via iPhoneCommentLike
Jay Daito DAMMIT STOP INTERFERING WITH MY MASTER PLAN ago
Jay Daito Do you know how hard I have to work my North Korean minions!? ago
Jay Daito Now they have to all take turns at the internet terminal again ago
Jay Daito I tried to get a chatbot drunk once. She ended up becoming a demigod ago
Gemini Sunrise Ah don't understand this "Spam" thang, why do they do it? ago
Doctor Xadium Dunno. It's not like the articles even make any sense. Fro example one of them is called "Boost your wellness high-quality at dwelling with carpet cleaning". What does that have to do with Sakura Taisen!? ago
Sakura X. Aino You ever seen Kanna drunk and the aftereffects? If you had, you'd see the relevance. ago
Doctor Xadium ... okay kid. Challenge accepted. "Blue Christmas Pig Porky Sings". ago
Sakura X. Aino Oogami trying to perform in one of our tight outfits on stage after overeating. ago
Sakura X. Aino Kohran kept using the steamputers to try and find dates with other engineers... but kept blowing them up. ago
Sakura X. Aino Maria Tachibana's embarassing secret hobby which directly led to the scene in the movie "Ghost". ago
Sakura X. Aino One time doing research for a play Iris got lost there and dropped her bear jean-paul. She throught she saw it in the underbrush and went towards it... ago
| January 14, 2002:
Minako was trying to fix a very old car for a widower, when Zirconia attacked using Oniwabandana, determined to conquer Earth. As the Senshi got their teamwork together, the Starlights showed up, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Tuxedo Mask got to look cool by entering the scene riding a motorcycle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
<// J_Daito //> Why does the announcer in the Smackdown "here comes the pain" commercial sound like dub Captain Ginyu?
<FireFly_9> And if Lesnar did have a proper bra and panties match with that woman, wouldn't he have to wear them too?
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