Suburban Senshi Chat #1863 - “And I--I--I--- will always shortchange Youuu-ouu-ou-ou-ou”
#1863 “And I--I--I--- will always shortchange Youuu-ouu-ou-ou-ou”

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Ten'ou Haruka
Phantom Menace 3D was f[BLEEP]king useless. They only 3Ded the backs of people's heads, random lens flares and subtitles, and did some subtle 3D on random objects. None of the cool stuff like the traffic on Coruscant or the space battles were really enhanced. Goddammit I want my money back. ago via BlackBerryCommentLike

 

Franziska von Karma Only a foolish fool would foolishly believe George Lucas has the best interest of the foolish fans in mind. ago

Karasuma Akane Yeah I heard he insists Han ALWAYS shot first. ago

Ten'ou Haruka Franzy I want to sue Lucas can I sue him ago

Franziska von Karma is a Prosecutor, not a private litigation attorney. ago

Ten'ou Haruka Be my lawyer you know you want to be my lawyer ago

Franziska von Karma Haruka Ten'ou, if you were in my jurisdiction I'd already have you locked up in jail, you foolish fool of a famous fop! ago

Ten'ou Haruka But I'm not so it's allllll goood ago

Franziska von Karma ...I wonder if you have any INTERPOL warrants... ago

Ten'ou Haruka has to go umm... change her name and s[BLEEP]t ago

Reverend H. Elios yo yo Attorney lady



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Franziska von Karma OBJECTION! What the [BLEEP] ago

Jay Daito This is the way I will always remember her. At the top of her game, covered in yellow flames and blood after weeks of battle with Goku. ago

Tomoe Hotaru At least you'll remember HER and not confuse her with Oprah ago

Aino Minako I didn't realize Whitney Houston had a career before or after the Bodyguard. I actually thought she was just an actress who recorded a song for the soundtrack. <_< ago

Hino Rei She was only 28 when she did Bodyguard? Wow. By that time she seemed Dionne elder-stateswoman level to me. ago

Aya Reiko That doesn't really sound all that good <_< ago

Jay Daito I'd hate to be at a karaoke bar tonight ago

Meiou Setsuna Gods, what an a[BLEEP]le ago








       




October 26, 1999: Usagi and Naru were playing for honor in a softball game against the head of the Three Lights fan club, when Jun-Jun attacked using Gittanko and Battanko, determined to find the mythical Silver Crystal. As the Senshi unleashed attack after attack to no effect, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. Prince Endymion got pursued by a jealous fiance. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used the Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack to win.
 


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My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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