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Suburban Senshi Chat #1858 - “From Busty Blondes to Batmen to Blackberry Blunders to Badass in 10 minutes flat ”
#1858 “From Busty Blondes to Batmen to Blackberry Blunders to Badass in 10 minutes flat ”

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Dang, Dolly Parton's a real talented singer-- her songs're amazin' on their own, but slowed down they's hauntin' an' beautiful in a whole new way ago via iPhoneCommentLike


Jay Daito I've always been a tremendous fan of Parton's two massive talents. ago

Hino Rei

In other news, I think Chibiusa-chan broke the Batman. ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi o i broak ham years agew in da bick ov da bratmobale~ ago

Jay Daito I watched the video for Batman, but I *came* for Catwoman ago

Gemini Sunrise You're in a mood today, ain't ya ago

Mizuno Ami I can fix that ago

Mizuno Ami

Behold RIM's new Super hero Team, debuted to make the Blackberry more "hip" with youth. ago

Ten'ou Haruka What the hell ago

Mizuno Ami GoGo Girl, The Achiever: "Saving the day with a brilliant strategy"; Justin Steele, The Advocate: "Always ready to stick up for his friends"; Trudy Foreal, The Authentic: "Not afraid to call it as she sees it"; Max Stone, The Adventurer: "Able to jump out of a planeā€¦" ago

Karasuma Akane ...the Authentic... wow, last time I called it like I saw it I got dumped for being a b[BLEEP]ch. Little did I knwo I was ACTUALLY A SUPERHERO ago

Jay Daito Don't you get it, Crow, just tell people what they want to hear. It's much, much easier. ago

Furuhata Motoki I can jump out of a plane ago

Jay Daito No, you get thrown ago

Reverend H. Elios You b[BLEEP]ches want to see heroes, yo? I got dat s[BLEEP]t right here yo: ago

Ten'ou Haruka Oh s[BLEEP]t ago

Reverend H. Elios exactly ago


August 21, 2000: Seiya was at a new virtual reality theatre, when Fish-Eye attacked using Akumuuda, determined to put the Earth into Deep Freeze. As the Senshi sought advice from their talking pets, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, trying to kill 'taru for no good reason. Mamoru got seduced. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used a secret weapon that up until that moment had been sitting in plain sight to win.


<Mdm_Maestro> Please. This is Takahashi Rumiko, i.e. "the woman who can't wrap up a story arc"

My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~

Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~

The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.

Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:

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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018

February 11th 2018

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X

Linked here are sites that we find hilarious, informative or both.

As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!