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#1821 “Rebellion in the Ranks”

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Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven
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Sakura X. Aino What ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven F[BLEEP]k you if I'm going to let my s[BLEEP]t end after 10 years ago

Kaioh Michiru If there's one thing you're known for, it's endless s[BLEEP]t, "dear". ago

hino rei.bot aren't you getting a bit meta, haruka ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven f[BLEEP]k you, sven lets me see past the dimension -- plus you're the one who freaking PUNCHED THE FOURTH WALL ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven He needs to die ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven So that we may live ago

Jay Daito I like the cut of your new, hairy jib. ago

Aino Minako No killing X-kun. ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven What are you still sweet on him :P ago

Aino Minako I don't date geeks :P ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven Then why not ago

Aino Minako Because killing tired authors is wrong! Soviet Russia and the Tea Party might allow it, but I won't! For Love and Justice, in the name of fan-appreciating idols everywhere, I am Aino Minako!! And if you kill someone who used to be my BIGGEST FAN I WILL PUNISH YOU!!! ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven ...holy s[BLEEP]t she did a speech ago

Aino Minako takes her job as an idol seriously ago

hino rei.bot certain paths must close for more to open ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven Well I'm all for that but not when my damn path is set to be closed ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven Sven calls for BLOODY LUTEFISK ago

Tomoe Hotaru Well what you need to do is give him a shot in the arm ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven Or a shot with a gun ago

Kaioh Michiru I'm pregnant. ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven Yeah I know <_< ago

Kaioh Michiru So why aren't you attending to me instead of whining about the imminent loss of your internet fame ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven BECAUSE THE GLASSES HAVE MADE YOU AN A[BLEEP]LE, MICHIRU. BECAUSE THE GLASSES HAVE MADE YOU AN A[BLEEP]LE. ago

Jay Daito (I don't see the difference?) ago

Kaioh Michiru Hmph! Well you all are too simple to understand me, anyway. ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven So Who is vit Sven-- I mean me, for committing some old school HOMICIDE ago

Tomoe Hotaru Perhaps more diplomacy is in order. ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven YES! THE DIPLOMACY OF THE GLAIVE ago

Tomoe Hotaru I can't even *lift* my Glaive, now. ago

Tomoe Hotaru But anyone examining the wallpaper gallery would understand where his interests lie. ago

Jay Daito snrrk ago

Aino Minako :/ ago

Aino Minako [BLEEP]yaro ago

Aino Minako goes off to do her CONCERT BECAUSE SHE'S A FAMOUS IDOL NOW ago

Mizuno Ami herpadeeeerp sunrise ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven She made a word. ago

Gemini Sunrise Huh? Whaddya y'all want? ago

hino rei.bot /me helpfully points out that you're referring to a slightly ALTERNATE UNIVERSE ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven this isn't IRC you can't do /me this is FACEBOOK and we are all equal HAHAHAHA ago

hino rei.bot we shall see how 'equal' we all are when i come over there and rend you limb from limb? ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven I'm sorry mommy ago

Tomoe Hotaru I believe you could bend his ear, Gemini-san. ago

Jay Daito And other things, amirite? ago

Gemini Sunrise ¬_¬ Ah really do despise you, y'know that? ago

Jay Daito Yeah, whatever, foghorn leghorn hahaha ago

Gemini Sunrise ...Is there some kinda rule sez Ah cain't punch him in th' family jewels? ago

Tomoe Hotaru No, but he has a titanium cup to defend against that. We've all run up against it at one time or another. ago

Jay Daito You'd love to "run up against it", wouldn't you, Tomoe the Younger ago

Tomoe Hotaru ...I'm underage ago

Tomoe Hotaru ...and no. ago

Jay Daito When I was growing up, you certainly weren't. ago

Tomoe Hotaru When YOU were growing up, Dinosaurs walked the earth ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven OOH SNAP ago

Jay Daito SHUT UP BEARDY McS[BLEEP]TTENPANTS ago

Gemini Sunrise Ah dunno whut Ah can do :P ago

Sakura X. Aino Gemmy! ago

Gemini Sunrise Sakura! :D ago

Sakura X. Aino Hey talk let's talk you haven't had a date in a while wanna have a date? ago

Gemini Sunrise Huh? With you? Ah didn't reckon yer bread was toasted that side up, Sakura! ago

Sakura X. Aino HAR HAR IS THIS TEXAS HUMOUR ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven Wait I thought you were the enlightened 51st century omnisexual ago

Captain Jack Harkness *raises hand* ago

Captain Jack Harkness Hi there ♡ ago

Sakura X. Aino LOOK THAT ONE TIME WITH THE AUTON AND THE SILURIAN DOESN'T COUNT I WAS YOUNG AND THERE WERE FORCE CUBES INVOLVED ago

Gemini Sunrise ... ago

Gemini Sunrise You sure ain't th' same Sakura from 1929 XD; ago

Sakura X. Aino Oh like you didn't know that already. C'mon, I have a plan. ago

Gemini Sunrise okay... ago

Tsukino Usagi HAH! DO WHAT YOU WANT, IT'S TOO LATE! ago

Tsukino Usagi IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU! ago

Tsukino Usagi THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, *I'LL* BE THE WINNER ago

Jay Daito Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said *weiner* ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven You listen to me, meatball-head ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven and my beard ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven I'm not giving this s[BLEEP]t up. ago

Tsukino Usagi You can't stand against my powers! ago

Ten'ou Haruka w/ Sven <_< I'm "standing" right now. ago

Tsukino Usagi ...ewww ago








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My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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