Suburban Senshi Chat #1820 - “Endgame: Liner Notes”
#1820 “Endgame: Liner Notes”
By Dr. Xadium, 10/26/2011
As time wears on IRL, it gets harder and harder to maintain the same level of quality and consistency in all things Suburban Senshi. Even if it is only a hobby, it's
not fair to readers to churn out stuff of less and less awesome each time I go out to bat. So this series of short fics-- 42, to be exact-- one per week, will represent
the end of Suburban Senshi as far as the updated main page is concerned. After the 10th anniversary, I'm going to stop updating the front page, and focus on what's
left of the live chat community, as my life no longer affords me the time for anything more involved. But, in order to close things out right, this last fic will be made. As
best as I can, I will close every arc, every loophole, every unfullfilled quest, even while probably opening more doors. Maybe one day that door will open again-- who knows?
But for now, the "Decision Point" series will be dovetailed into this one. And I will give you a preview of what is to come:
Old faces. Plots for the Future. Engagements. Resurrections. Rivalries. A birth. A death. Sailor V, reborn. Giant Old One Metroid Sphincter. Otohori Academy II. Pokeball abuse.
The Amazon Trio. The Amazon Quartet. Drunken accidents with stripper poles. A deadly beard. Phoenix Wright. To be a man, you've got the Beat the Man. Family before Pride.
Luna-P's ascension. Setsuna's Soulmate. The Dirty Pair, once more. The sad truth of Usagi's life. Redemption, Renewal and Petty theft. A new way forward, and an eternal legacy.
I'll still work on the CCG and other things in between all this, so it's not all over just yet. And my life circumstances may change-- who knows--? But for now, this is the plan, and I promise to stick to it.
| June 16, 1998:
Setsuna and Minako were attending the Three Lights' final concert, when Kaolinite attacked using Sailor Sommelier, determined to capture Pegasus. As the Senshi gasped in shock, The Amazon Trio joined them, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Tuxedo Mask got knocked down, having taken the hit for Sailor Moon. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used an appeal for everyone's power to win.
[08:39] <FireFly_9> Hmm, so what somes to your mind when I say "tiger"?
[08:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Mary Jane and Peter Parker wrestling between the sheets and J. Jonah Jameson watching and alughing hysterically and J. Jonah Jameson's last name always reminds me of a pr0n star named Jenna Jameson and she's got big headlights and god I love headlights, my Toyota has headlights, cars are fast, yes Michi the back seat now please
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty
and babysitting an
who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are
generally not me
having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.
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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~
Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the
various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems
So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world
happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~
The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale
computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the
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Over the years there have been a lot
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