Suburban Senshi Chat #1819 - “Suburban Senshi Decision Point #3”
#1819 “Suburban Senshi Decision Point #3”

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SUBURBAN SENSHI YEAR NINE:
DECISION POINT #3



By Dr. Xadium, 10/26/2011

Part One

Continuation of Part Two

"This is ridiculous," Haruka muttered, stroking his beard, looking over his beer at Jedite. "Nothing we do stops Usagi from accomplishing her bulls[BLEEP]it."

Jedite raised an eyebrow. "Okay, number one-- you haven't really *tried*. Ever since you got Kaioh pregnant, you've just been sitting around in a daze letting that beard grow."

"I call it Sven," Haruka replied, stroking it. "It is my Swedish companion."

Jedite spluttered, spitting out a little of his Absinthe. "I don't... I don't know what to say to that."

"Sven cannot be questioned," Haruka intoned slowly. "Only obeyed and fed the lutefisk."

Jedite remained silent. Haruka looked at him with wide blue eyes and repeated "lutefisk."

"By Metallia, it's all going to fall on me, isn't it?" Jedite muttered.

"Another drink, sir?" a rather busty barmaid asked, leaning down next to Jedite, allowing her a good look down her shirt.

"Of course I---" Jedite froze as he looked past the barmaid's assets to her face. He slammed down his cup.

"DAMMIT WOMAN, THAT'S JUST WRONG."

Sakura Xadium Aino grinned, pulling out her disguise pen and removing the "enhancement of Bust Size+2". "Hiya Uncle Jed!"

Jedite needed the mind bleach. As evil as he was, he'd come to think of the cheery blonde as some kind of relative, or at least a domestic pet. He was not pleased with the idea of "Mr. Maxx Power" saluting her. Incensed, he confronted her. "What are you doing here, Sneaky Future Alternate Dimension Girl? Are you going to help us with our problem?"

Sakura grinned and sat next to Jed, wavey-waving at Haruka. "A little."

"Don't you want to get your mom and dad back together in this dimension?" Haruka asked, via Sven, flopping his beard like a puppet.

Sakura shook her head. "Wait till you see what my Alter-Mom is gonna be up to in 2012." She shivered a little. "And Alter-pop will be okay." She muttered something about Texas Pan-fried steak. "I can't really interfere in things here, laws of Time and all that jazz..."

"You're useless, then," Jedite said flatly.

Sakura grinned even wider. "Oh, I don't think so." She pulled a bunch of photos out of her vest pocket and slid them across the table. "I'm here to just provide a little ray of hope."

"I recognize some of these people," Jedite muttered, looking at the photos.

"You guys have a psychological problem," Sakura explained. "You're so used to the Ginzuishou being the be-all and end-all of ultimate power that you literally find it almost inconceivable to mount a defense against it."

Jedite's pride stung, but he knew this was partially so. Especially for him, a veteran of the Dark Kingdom War of Liberation against the Silver Millennium. "So... these people?"

Sakura smiled. "You guys have made a lot of friends over the years, from a lot of different places. Maybe you just need a little... 'outside help'."

Jedite looked at the photos more closely. "So you want to us to pick who will help us against Tsukino?"



decision point!

Who should help the Suburban Senshi?

  • Members of the Gotei 13 from Bleach (Sakura used to work with them)
  • The Batman (Chibiusa molested him in the Batmobile once long ago)
  • Friends of Son Goku (As seen in the early Suburban Senshi adventures at the Budokai)
  • Michael Knight / KITT (Former lovers of both Haruka and Michiru)
  • The A-Team (because it's the goddamn A-Team)
  • Kim Jong-Il (Former husband of Chibiusa)
  • MacGyver


Cast your vote here, yes you'll need a forums account but they're free and you'll get to interact with everybody else. (and there's going to be more decision points to come!) It's been nine years, join in XD! Where else can you actually change the fate of all the Suburban Senshi? VOTING ENDS NOVEMBER 1









 






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